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Who plans to give candy to a stripper, sugar baby, or whore tomorrow?

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will_wonka

Be honest . . .

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scgato

For her crack habit?

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shailynn

what candy to bring?

Nerds?

Jolly Ranchers?

Sweet Tarts?

Nah I got it... Ding Dongs!!!!!

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crazyjoe

^^^ haha you are what you eat

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crazyjoe

I will give them egg McMuffins

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jackslash

I have in the past given favorites valentine cards and candy and other presents. Total PL move. But I'm now without a CF.

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skibum609

I call my 85 year old Mom on valentines day because I have been doing so since I went off to college at 17. Other than that its just Wednesday.

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Lurker_X

Girls are always on diets. They don't want candy anyway.

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warhawks

I plan on giving her a hard salami.

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flagooner

I'm waiting for VM's response.

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Dominic77

So that’s where the sugar in sugar babies comes from.

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Cashman1234

The only gift that I give is cash. That seems to be the proper gift for any occasion.

I know they love it when I splooge all over their tits too! But I’m not clubbing today, so that will have to wait.

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Cashman1234

I was in line at the supermarket yesterday - and the guy in front of me had two 40 ouncers - a bouquet of roses - and a bag of chicken wings.

If I was south of the mason Dixon line - I would have thought it was Juice!

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vincemichaels

Flagooner, nothing is on the menu, if they want candy, they know where to buy it for themself..= I'll be glad to share mine with them, hope they like Reeses.

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san_jose_guy

I'd rather that they keep their teeth, so no.

SJG

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minion_to_SJG

They don't want candy. Buy them a puzzle box. Tell them that all of their wildest dreams will come true if they open it.

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Bj99

I love Valentine’s Day. Even when I’m single and not getting anything, or going out, I just like it bc it feels like the holiday that means spring is coming. :) I usually try not to fall into consumerist traps, but I also love all of the cute stuffed animals and decorations for Valentine’s Day.

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Cashman1234

Good point Bj99. I keep thinking spring is a long way off - as I look at Easter as the start of spring (and Lent has just begun). But your perspective is useful as it breaks up the winter a bit more.

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