Comments by warhawks (page 5)

I’ve gone before in these types of snowy conditions. However, I can say from experience, the clubs are dead usually. Many dancers don’t come in due to the weather, I suppose those that do make it in can bank due to the lack of options/competition between dancers for any guy who happens to be there. From my experience, the number of dancers and number of customers is alway way down on days like today.

I think we’re all being cat fished. She’s really Juice.

Actually, I usually did something along the lines of what Subraman stated. When the girls would inevitably asked if I got dances, I usually asked “what kind of dances do you do?” Most times they replied “the dirty kind.” Bingo. Off to the VIP l’d go....

If I wanted to be discrete, I used to say something like “how’s your French?” Or, “orally, hows your French.” I’m interested in how yours is... The more experienced girls got it. The newbies just stare at you like a deer in headlights. Those that looked at me with a blank stare, I just said “I want to fuck you and cum on your tits. How much?” They got that, no problem. lol.

When I was heavy into clubbing, I used two phones. One strictly for Club contacts and the other was my personal phone. Always turned my personal phone off and the club phone on and vice versa depending on where my travels took me during the day back then.

Sorry, but I will always consider bjs as sex. I’ve had many a stripper tell me they won’t fuck because the don’t want to be cheating on their husband or boyfriend. But these same strippers have no problem putting their mouth and tongue on a guy’s cock and performing what is almost universally (except in the bizzaro world of strip clubs) considered a “sex act.” But they will swear up and down that they don’t have “sex” with customers in the vip. Yeah. Right. Whatever you want to tell yourself to justify it in your own mind girl.

No matter what you answer, I think the TUSCL room should give each person a standing 15 minute ovation.

How come it says “40 questions”? When it’s really 50?

“I’d love to get some dances from some black Norwegian chicks” Do they have Asian Norwegian chicks?

Nobody cares about the Pistons in Detroit. They moved into a new stadium downtown from Auburn Hills and they still can’t get anyone to attend the games, playing to a half empty stadium most nights. Even the Red Wings can’t pull attendance at the new stadium like they did at the old Joe Louis.

We need more Norwegian strippers to migrate to America. Not strippers from shit hole countries.

Wow. Juice really did lose some weight... Must be all the walking he does now since he can’t afford gas.

I like the “try it before you buy” policy! Lol. Most of us would be in there trying out every single model. “Let me just take the Britany Spears model for a ride this time”. “The Halle Berry model was pretty good, but I’m looking for more of a J Lo type. Got any of those I could try?”

^^^ Exactly! We have to have PL limits!

Why both Democrats? Why can’t we have Juice fuck Trump in the ass?

Madison Ivy for me. For sure.

In Michigan, we have a really tough time with those pesky illegal Canadians. They are always coming over the border in the summer time with their RVs and campers and clogging up all our campgrounds. And shopping! Oh how those Canadians like to shop in America! And don’t even get me started on those Canadian geese pooping all over the place... We definately need a wall to keep them out!!!

I count 40. Pretty pathetic. But I already knew that. Didn’t need a quiz to tell me that.

She reminds me of Alanis Morrisette in a couple of those pictures. That’s not a good thing...

@bj99, I’ve had very similar experiences in clubs as the OP. This is just my opinion due to my experience in similar situations. Each time, the girl has had an attitude that she’s the hottest, therefore she thinks she’s better than everyone else. No thanks. I’ll take a 7 with a great attitude over a 9 who thinks her shit doesn’t stink every time.

I’ve known a couple from drug overdoses also.

I wouldn’t. I’m not spending money on a bad attitude. Plenty of other fish in the strip Club pond.

My guess is it was Dougster.

I dislike almost all the airlines. With their fees for everything from seats, baggage, cramped seats and overbooked flights, etc it makes what should be an enjoyable experience, one that I dread when I have to fly. That being said, if the airline employee tells you to sit down, you sit down. Either that or you depart the plane if you are allowed. You don’t argue with them. In the post 9-11 era, you don’t fuck around on planes. She’s a complete entitled idiot.