Am I the luckiest guy on this forum?

Yes. Based on your statistics - you are very very lucky! I’m sure his advice has offset the cost of your membership already...

Does that mean you’re getting front room DFK now?

So, when do you start your motorhome strip club tour?

@realDougster: LOL!!!

Whatever. SJG responds to many threads and it isn't that lucky. You haven't really made it until you are invited to join his organization and you wake up to him fucking you in the ass because you told him you like it.

Have you been tested for Down syndrome?

Be careful dude - the last time a TUSCLer became buddy-buddy with SJG, they made plans to meet up and the dude has not been heard from again

When SJG believes your farce is reality - let me know...

If you are a Huffy bike salesman, then you might be the luckiest guy on this forum.

But the mashed potatoes and gravy salesman from a few years back might give you a run for SJG’s money...

One of the luckier guys is the guy who found SJG’s sweet huffy parked out behind a local strip club. He was trying to sneak in the back door - and he forgot to bring his chain to lock his bike...

That poor bike has been through so much. I remember when Mamisan said she repeatedly ran over it with her minivan.

That bike has many lives. If only it could fly - like the one in that ET movie...