Am I the luckiest guy on this forum?

12 comments

• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  Yes. Based on your statistics - you are very very lucky! I’m sure his advice has offset the cost of your membership already...
• realDougster

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  6 years ago

  Does that mean you’re getting front room DFK now?
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  So, when do you start your motorhome strip club tour?
• BlackMambaAwake

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  6 years ago

  @realDougster: LOL!!!
• SirLapdancealot

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  6 years ago

  Whatever. SJG responds to many threads and it isn't that lucky. You haven't really made it until you are invited to join his organization and you wake up to him fucking you in the ass because you told him you like it.
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  Have you been tested for Down syndrome?
• Papi_Chulo

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  6 years ago

  Be careful dude - the last time a TUSCLer became buddy-buddy with SJG, they made plans to meet up and the dude has not been heard from again
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  When SJG believes your farce is reality - let me know...
• warhawks

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  6 years ago

  If you are a Huffy bike salesman, then you might be the luckiest guy on this forum. But the mashed potatoes and gravy salesman from a few years back might give you a run for SJG’s money...
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  One of the luckier guys is the guy who found SJG’s sweet huffy parked out behind a local strip club. He was trying to sneak in the back door - and he forgot to bring his chain to lock his bike...
• shailynn

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  6 years ago

  That poor bike has been through so much. I remember when Mamisan said she repeatedly ran over it with her minivan.
• Cashman1234

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  6 years ago

  That bike has many lives. If only it could fly - like the one in that ET movie...