So, I head to the strip club last week. I tend to see a few different girls, but there's the one girl I really like. She plays coy but, you know she wants the Chubster. Anyhoo.... I see her sitting in the Sad Dancer area, she's looking cute, so I walk over and sit down. THEN, this other beyoch comes walking over to me and starts getting all possessive! The girl I really wanted was obviously incredibly uncomfortable and walked off. But I am a totally pussy, so I just let it all happen. Just to show this new beyoch how irritated I was, I took her in the back to punish her by getting dances; as I'm going, I see the girl I really wanted approach a table full of dudes.
So, later on that night, I see the hottie I really wanted up on stage, shakin' it like a white girl, and I run over and apologize and slip her a twenny. Then, when I got home, I sent her like 4 dick pics, so she'd know I was serious; semi-hard, out of respect.
Question: do you think she'll take me back? What advice would you give her?
i think your done, some strippers catch feelz and apply the " do not get high off your own supply rule." she loves you man, and does not want to get caught up in your web of love since youre very popular with the ladies.
It's a simple solution. You and Bj99 need to share your feelings at group. SJG is always there, and I think he'll have the perfect solution. An in front of the group make out session is the only true way to get your feelings out there in the open. If that doesn't work, then listen Lurker_X, and try tipping $100 next time. I swear, ChubbyPL, I've been reading your posts ever since you joined TUSCL and sometimes it's as if you don't even know the way to a girl's heart. Make full eye contact, treat her like a civilian, and slide $100 into her moist panties. That's all you gotta do.
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i think your done, some strippers catch feelz and apply the " do not get high off your own supply rule." she loves you man, and does not want to get caught up in your web of love since youre very popular with the ladies.
1. Lots more dick pics
2. Front room makeout session
3. $100 stage tip
4. Dick pics
Done and done!
:)
Then offer to pay all her bills.
Forget the $100. Give her $500. Just because.
And oh yeah, then, like suggested, cry and tell her you love her and that you can’t go on without her.
"when I got home, I sent her like 4 dick pics, so she'd know I was serious; semi-hard, out of respect."
LOL!! That was classic!