How can I make the most of my strip club time?

29 comments

• toysales

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  11 years ago

  Take only the amount of money that you want to spend and leave the cards at home. And I do mean at home not in the car where you can go get them. In doing that you will learn to maximize your fun with the money you have.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I often have the same problem. One way you may be able to deal w/ this is to just hold out for the 7 or 8+ dancers since these are not as abundant nor free all the time – i.e. don’t get a dance from the 1st dancer that says “hi”. By just spending $$$ on the top talent instead of most of the talent, you may be able to cut down on overspending. Not saying that this is the answer, but it may or may not work based on your particular situation.
• sclvr5005

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  11 years ago

  "I seem to not be able to hold back from putting money in the girls' g-strings and from getting lots of lap dances." Join the club. The reality is that if you want to buy lots of dances you've got to be willing to put up some green.
• membernumber1

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  11 years ago

  Budget. Decide before you go how much you plan to spend on tips, drinks, dances, etc. I usually allocate about $20 for tips & drinks...but I dont drink so that's easy. Then, depending on how much I have, I decide how many dances i'll get. if I only have enough for one dance, then I'm damn sure its with the right girl. If I have enough for, say 4, then I can be a little less discretionary. But knowing going in is the important part.
• Alucard

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  11 years ago

  It is called WILLPOWER!!!
• rattdog

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  11 years ago

  i only drink water so spending lots of money on booze isn't an issue. yes one must have willpower, also must have a gameplan. my plan usually is to survey the room and check out the girls and then pick. then say i narrow it down to three girls that i want dances with. then i narrow it down to one and get those other 2 another time hopefully. i only say hopefully because those 2 others one or or both you may never see again. that happens quite a lot.
• MsX

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  11 years ago

  Drink what's on special. Also most clubs run specials during the week like 2-4-1lap dances. Its awesome that u tip all the girls on stage! I have been a dancer for 13+ years so when a guy comes in n shows all the girls a little love he will deffinatly be treated like a king everytime he comes in. Also u can pick one or two girls that u really like n buy an hour or 1/2hour VIP If ur club offers that usually it comes with a bottle or shots for the girls n Iam sure she will be glad to share.
• rickdugan

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  11 years ago

  By concentrating your spending on a smaller number of girls. If you spend $300 on a club visit, but that spending consists of two $20 LDs with 5 different girls, $50 in singles and a $50 bar tab, then you may have had a decent night out, but you never became important enough to any one girl to merit any extra attention. Concentrating the bulk of your spending on 1 or 2 girls, outside of stage tips of course, makes you more valuable to these and comes with a number of potential benefits. I like MsX's suggestion of finding the one you like the most and taking her to a 1/2 hour VIP if that is an option. In any event, good luck!
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  If you are more interested in spending less money just tell the dancers you just arrived and want to check things out for a while before getting dances. You risk passing up a hot dancer that may not ask you again though. If you want to enjoy your time, stay busy with the dancers but that will cost money. If you want a combo package, work out deals with dancers who routinely visit and stay true to their words and treat you right and just hold off on getting dances with several other dancers. If you're in a wanna dance club, you shouldn't have a problem finding dancers to dance for you later on if you waited.
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Learn to say "NO" a lot.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  I spent extra money on dances recently because I thought one or both of my routine favorites might be out working at the beach. I got dances from a couple of other dancers whom I thought I had talked to before or tipped before. One dancer I thought I recognized from another club but she surprised me and said she never worked there. I enjoyed her lap dances though. It was like I met an alternate reality double of a dancer I met a few weeks ago. She did look slightly different but not a whole lot different.
• farmerart

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  11 years ago

  Go to any Alberta club...you will have one drink and die of boredom unless I happen to be in the club....then you can watch an idiot make an ass of himself.
• lopaw

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  11 years ago

  There really is not one single formula for everyone on how to optimize their time in clubs since everyone has a different agenda. Like others have said - budget your money and don't overdo the booze. Promos/specials are your friend. Use free internet passes and avoid valet parking if at all possible to save a few more bucks. Nurse the minimum drink requirement all night long. Use your imagination.
• sharkhunter

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  11 years ago

  A year or two ago I spent 4 or 5 nights at Myrtle Beach visiting strip clubs each night. My first night I planned to buy no lap dances unless something appeared to be very irrestible. I probably said no, no thanks, or maybe later somewhere between 100 to 200 times in the few hours I was there. I started to wonder in hindsite if the dancers made some kind of bet to see who could get me to crack. Sitting at the stage can cut down on the number of dancers asking for dances in wanna dance clubs. Apparently sitting with a large group of guys can to. I don't know, sometimes I must appear much more approachable than other times. Sometimes it seems like it all depends on where you sit at.
• jester214

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  11 years ago

  Sit at the stage and sip your drink, tip a buck every song or every other song. At some clubs this will keep away all but the pushiest. But unless you can control it, this is all academic.
• inno123

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  11 years ago

  It is hard to tell how to maximize your value because what constitutes value to you. To get a nice buzz while watching naked women? To spend a long time at the club enjoying the scenery? To get plenty of private dances from a wide range of girls? To get extras in the VIP? Here is the key, understand how things work in the club (reviews here and information on the club's website) and then have a plan about how much you are going to spend on what. Then politely say no to things that are not part of your plan.
• SketchinGuy

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  11 years ago

  Lots of good advice in here. I second toysale's post; that would be the first rule. Leave the plastic at home. When I bring my debit card with me, as often as not I end up using their ATM--& I've neve seen one without an ass-reaming usage fee.
• jackslash

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  11 years ago

  I have a sure-fire way to save money in strip clubs. I attach a string to a dollar bill, and after stuffing it into a dancer's G-string, I surreptitiously pull it out. I've been using the same dollar since 1998.
• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  Nice one, jackslash !!
• shadowcat

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  11 years ago

  Here is jackslash at the nudie bar :) [view link]
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Married with Children had some great episodes involving the local strip club, the "Jiggly Room." I met a stripper in 1996 at (now) Bare Elegance, Van Nuys, CA, who played a stripper, "Rocki Mountains," on the show. She's Letha Weapons: [view link]. She was the first of six stripper-porn actresses that I would eventually meet.
• chairsky

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  11 years ago

  Plan your visit detailed before you enter the club. Think about what you gonna do tonight, have a half hour VIP with a 9's girl or have 2 LDs with 7-8's girl. Bring enough cash with you (for LDs, tips and drinking). Leave the cards at home, they will become the devils in the club and induce you to use the ATM. Usually I say "no" to the first LD request except she is a 9's girl of my favorite. This will make you stay longer and choose the right girl to enjoy your private time.
• Tiredtraveler

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  11 years ago

  Jack is Al Bundy with the dollar bill one fishing line. First rule is no booze. Booze makes you stupid. Seciond Window shop for a while and do not take the first dancer up on her offer. If you like her ask her to come back after you have settled. If she is good she will come back.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I agree w/ those that said it is best to have a plan – this is true in many other areas of life and is also applicable to SC visits IMO. Whenever money, especially substantial money, is involved, it’s best to have a plan or one can easily misspend the money.
• GoVikings

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  11 years ago

  @jackslash- lmao, love you're posts man, such a great sense of humor
• Player11

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  11 years ago

  A strategy and budget is best. Your the one in control. I don't want to spend more at sc than one of my whores on roster cost for session. When I get over $100 in sc I start to recall I have whores on roster at 100.
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  Player-dude...$100 is a pretty...ahem...bargain basement...ahem...whore. Hope you are using protection, lest you catch herpes simplex IX. Part will start fallin' off of you if you contract that shizzle.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  11 years ago

  Another suggestion that often comes up in this subject area: Go clubbing right at the end of the month. Often dancers are desperate to make money to pay their upcoming rent on the first of the next month. As a customer (I really don't like to use the term "PL"), you might not spend any less money than usual, but you might get more for your money when dancers are hurting.
• Estafador

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  11 years ago

  Me personally, I budget. Though I don't leave the card at home, I'm resiliant enough not to run out to my local bank ATM (don't use the in house ATM) and pull cash. By budget I mean, I calculate my time which can be thoroughly enjoyed at the strip. Thus how much drinks I'll have, how much tip dollars I'm willing to give out and then that leaves the actual dance dollars. However big is your bank, try a reasonable amount that will let you have gas and shopping money by the end of the party. Of course, you run into variables which include perhaps meeting your new personal dancer, wanting to keep the current relationship going (how much its gonna cost to keep her talking to you or on yourlap or whatever). Then you have balance your drink dollars and your dance dollars. Then expect less dances and probably more drinks or vice versa depending on you (the tips I will assume will all go to this girl if this is the point). Main point, keep a set amount STRICTLY on drinks, tips and dances(and miscellaneous if that's your thing) and you'll know just how far you can stretch your dollar. And leave your CC under bed.