Stripper answers to "Who is your baby's daddy"?

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shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Makeeshia was fathered by Maclearndon McKinley I am unsure as to the identity of the father of Marlinda, but I believe that she was conceived on the same night.


2. I am unsure, as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.


3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 East Grand Boulevard where I had sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you please send me his phone number? Thanks.


4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.


5. I have never had sex with a man. I am still a Virginian. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was ejaculate and that he is the Saver risen again.


6. I cannot tell you the name of Alleshia's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.


7. I do not know who the father of my child was as they all look the same to me.


8. Tyrone Hairston is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you axe him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? Child B who was also borned at the same time.....well, I don't have clue.


9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disney World. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.


10. So much about that night is a blur The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I had stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 8956 Miller Ave, mine might have remained unfertilized.


11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all, like when you eat a can of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

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goodsouthernboy
11 years ago
Lol, where do you come up with this?
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Tiredtraveler
11 years ago
I was talking to a cute girl at a party (not a dancer) and we were talking about hard drinking and partying. She told me she was not partying as hard these days since she woke up one morning under a coffee table naked and had no idea whose apartment she was in or how she got there. The occupants of the apartment (two girls) did not know here either but loaned her clothes top get home. She had only taken her house key and an ID card with her so she did not lose her money credit card or drivers License.
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Player11
11 years ago
Sounds par for the course with them.

In 2005 I was seeing a 30 yr old stripper who had 4 kids by 3 different men. One guy had fathered twins.

How would like to have fathered twins with a stripper and then fingered to pay child support.
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Player11
11 years ago
Strippers are very fertile and many don't use bc. A sc dj I know has fathered 23 kids with 23 different women mostly strippers.
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caliman20
11 years ago
What 23 kids? Sorry but that is pretty outrageous.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Yeah Payer11 goes off every now and again.
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bang69
11 years ago
that was great
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bang69
11 years ago
12. I was extremely drunk that night. I don't know who my girl's dad is.

13. I was stoned off my ass so. I don't know who my son's dad is.

14. I was doing a private off site. So it could be any of the 5 guys
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gatorfan
11 years ago
No she can't get pregnant from shooting a load in her mouth
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
Do you guys seriously think there are a high percentage of strippers who don't know who is the father of their children? What makes you think that? I somehow won't find it convincing if your only answer is that I'm stupid for asking that.
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
I never heard a dancer say she didn't know who the father was but I didn't want to ruin the thread.

I have heard of a few girls who didn't know. I even heard a question "can a hot tub make you get pregnant?"
Maybe if juice did something in it. I would give it pretty low odds.
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ilbbaicnl
11 years ago
What is there to ruin? It's as funny as a thread about strippers having three butt cheeks.
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Tiredtraveler
11 years ago
Five words: "False Name and burn phone"
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