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9 years ago
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New trend? Dancers introducing themselves by their "real" names and then telling
@shadowcat Yeah, knowing her first name is nothing. Far easier to stalk a with phone number, which most dancers around here give up quicker than any other real information.
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9 years ago
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New trend? Dancers introducing themselves by their "real" names and then telling
Huh. Apparently some dancer flew in from the east coast and infected Portland with this practice around the beginning of the year. ;)
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9 years ago
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New trend? Dancers introducing themselves by their "real" names and then telling
Hmmm. Just learned that you can't use angle brackets in discussion threads. Apparently the TUSCL engine thinks anything between angle brackets is HTML or XML. I'll try again. The intro goes "Hi, I'm *real sounding first name*, but I dance as *dancer name*." Incidentally, the DJ always calls them up as *dancer name*. Yeah, some of them are probably fake "real" names, but I know a lot of dancers figure there's not much a customer can do with no more information than her first name. I know the real names of lots of dancers that I've known for some period of time. What's new is having strippers I've never met before introduce themselves with both a "real" and a dancer name.
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9 years ago
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Clackport
Washington
Oh shit!!!!!
Congrats! Guess I better run down to the Dolphin to console your many fans there. ;)
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9 years ago
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4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!
What could this woman have been thinking?
Maybe she doesn't like missionary and wants to encourage doggy
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9 years ago
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san_jose_guy
money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The Intelligence Paradox
Hmmmm....thinking about myself here: IQ: near genius or genius (depending on where you draw the line) EQ: probably moron (was worse when I was younger, I fake it better now) IQ-> Successful engineer EQ-> I hang out in strip clubs
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9 years ago
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Clackport
Washington
Translating stripperspeak
@Clakport: If she's the CF you mentioned in PM the other day, she may be a 9 to you, but she's not to most of the guys at that club (sorry dude). @Diva: I doubt anyone is making 1K a night with any regularity in any Portland club right now (without doing OTC), and certainly not at Clark's CF's club. My take: She's short on cash and thinks Clak is getting ready move on. She's offering something new to keep him interested.
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9 years ago
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Phoenix133
Dance
Amateur nights
I thought those amateur nights were usually a scam where the winner is always a local girl selected in advance by the club? Why not just travel to busy clubs in places you would want to go even without the clubs? Or in most places is it not possible to just call and pick up a shift if you're hot and look like you know what you're doing?
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9 years ago
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ArtCollege
Oregon
You know you're in a dive bar when . . .
Grandma stopped dancing a few years back but still hangs around the bar with daughter and granddaughter who both dance there. Other assorted family members (male and female) also hang out there. Granddaughter had twin girls a year ago. I assume they're destined to be strippers in 17 years. This place really exists. I just posted a review of it, though none of the people described above were there at the time I reviewed. They're day shifters and the review was for an after midnight visit. This place also has many of the other "qualities" described above: jukebox, rain buckets, ancient pool tables, dancers large enough to bring down the pole. The condom machine is in the men's room. There's probably one in the ladies, too. The bartenders are retired dancers, but they still do a set from time to time.
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9 years ago
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Phoenix133
Dance
Pussy, boobs, and nipples
Vagina: There's really no wrong answer as long as it's clean, but I do like it when the outer lips are puffy with just a little bit of inner lip peeking out. Nipples: Prefer areola to be on the smaller with with a distinct nipple. Boob shape: Natural and not saggy. Fits the girl's frame.
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9 years ago
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VeryBigDawg
Georgia
Strippers and Butt Plugs
Seems like it's becoming more common. I'm starting to see them at clubs where I'd never seen them before, especially on (in?) the younger girls. At the club I was in this last Halloween, there was a girl wearing a bunny costume (actually just rabbit ears and a fuzzy tail along with a white bra and g-string). The tail stayed in place even when she pulled off her g-string. It was a butt plug.
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9 years ago
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londonguy
Breathe, breathe in the air
Two girl action
Depends on state and local laws, and how strictly they're enforced. Oregon's Supreme Court ruled a few years back that the state constitution's free expression clause protects even live sex acts on stage. It's rumored that at least one club in Portland, Casa Diablo, regularly has girls going down on each other and/or penetrating each other with dildos on stage: https://www.tuscl.net/club.php?id=1629&page=3#reviews
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9 years ago
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Subraman
Car key and wallet dating your sister
"I'll find you later" ... horrific insult...
SW's Club Chat forum is sometimes useful for figuring out which clubs you're less likely to have a good time at.
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9 years ago
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NigelCharles
Passport Card Question
You can use either a regular passport or a passport card to cross the border at Tiajuana. But a passport card will let you use the Ready Lane where the line is A LOT shorter (hours shorter sometimes). Unfortunately for you, I don't know of any way to get a passport card in 10 days.
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9 years ago
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MrDeuce
Illinois
Question about pants
For clubs that have a dress code, wear microfiber slacks and go commando (wash your ass before you go). The girls say I dress almost as well as the guys who use the system. I'm pretty sure it's not SS too!
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9 years ago
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Call.Me.Ishmael
Rhode Island
Familiar Faces in the Strip Club?
I have seen the judge from my divorce case at a club I go to. Didn't realize it until after the first hearing where her attorney grilled me about my strip club spending.
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9 years ago
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sharkhunter
When should a dancer retire from stripping?
Was sort of talking about this last night with a dancer I've known for a few months. When she started and when I met her she was just dancing a couple nights a week to supplement income from her other regular job. A few weeks later the other job was gone and she was dancing full time. Last night she said she was just dancing to supplement her and her husband's income and keep the bills paid. She was adamant that she'd quit dancing when they are on firmer financial footing and she could go back to school. She said she couldn't imagine being a career stripper in her 40s. I didn't have the heart to tell her how often I've seen "dancing for now" turn into dancing for decades.
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9 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Interesting way for club to keep track of dances
A club near me has the girls swipe a key card when they enter and leave the dance area. The girls set their own dance prices and the club charges them a buck or two per minute they're back there.
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9 years ago
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just_the_nuts
my DS and i Picture of our hike this morning
Was a beautiful day for a hike. Yes, Oregon is quite sunny this time of year. Will you be posting this one, https://www.instagram.com/p/9yuneJxpUl/, when you tell us all about your threesome?
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9 years ago
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just_the_nuts
Leaving this Thursdays on a flight to Oregon
And in the coffee shack
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9 years ago
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Mrbigstuff
Girlfriend used to work at Sapphire in Vegas. Was she a ho or not a ho that is t
@Mrbigstuff Yeah the sex was great. You haven't lived till you've had a naked spinner sitting on your dick while she drives your car.
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9 years ago
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Mrbigstuff
Girlfriend used to work at Sapphire in Vegas. Was she a ho or not a ho that is t
@4got2wipe She was hooking while we were dating. That wasn't the problem though. I've been in open and polyamorous relationships and can handle my girl fucking other guys. The problem was that she put a great deal of effort into trying to convince me she wasn't hooking (and wasn't doing a bunch of other stuff that she didn't know I knew about). I wanted to believe and trust her, but trust is impossible when you know deep down that you're being deceived.
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9 years ago
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just_the_nuts
Leaving this Thursdays on a flight to Oregon
Why are you flying to Portland to see a girl who obviously lives 200+ miles north? Or is she one of the many girls who drive down from Seattle to dance at the Portland clubs and "spend the weekend with" means "hang out at the club for three days with?" I always wondered how the money at a bikini coffee stand compares with the money from stripping in Portland. I guess I have the answer. Neither one pays the bills by itself.
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9 years ago
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Mrbigstuff
Girlfriend used to work at Sapphire in Vegas. Was she a ho or not a ho that is t
The fact that you asked the question to a bunch of strangers on the Internet suggests that one of two things is going to happen. Either you'll decide that she was a hooker 10 years ago and dump her for it, or you'll try unsuccessfully to convince yourself that she wasn't a hooker and make life miserable for both of you. Neither is a good option. Take it from a guy who tried to convince himself that his stripper girlfriend wasn't hooking. It'll never work if that bothers you. If you can't love and accept her regardless of what happened back then, it's better to let her go. You will never know what really happened.