dtek
Comments by dtek (page 3)
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9 years ago
Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
Georgia
Kinda OT, but I was at one of our divier clubs last night for the first time in a few months and learned that one of the bartenders is 5 months pregnant by one of the bouncers. He told me he's gonna be looking for work elsewhere since he knows they can't raise a kid on what he makes as a strip club bouncer.
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9 years ago
Mistah_Fetti_Morbuxxx
Georgia
There's a dancer/DJ couple at my favorite club, but they don't work the same shifts. However, she also works at another club and he's often there during her shifts. I haven't noticed any difference in how frisky her dances are depending on whether he's there or not.
I also have fucked a former fav in her bedroom while the boyfriend (who she claims is just her roommate and best friend) was at the other end of the house.
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I used to think I hate the drama too. Now I'm not so sure. A good friend, who knows all about my real life and my strip club life, recently pointed out that I ALWAYS go after women who lead to drama in my life; wives, girlfriends, and strippers.
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9 years ago
rl27
Ohio
Recently had a newly minted 21 yo wrap herself around me as I walked into the club and drunkenly tell me she'd had five kamikazes in the the hour since her shift started. I immediately suggested VIP. We had a great time. Afterward, on the way back downstairs, we met the bartender who looked at us, looked at me and said "you're welcome."
I've found that as long as the dancer is still lucid, drunkenness often goes hand in hand with a good time in the dance room.
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9 years ago
just_the_nuts
Heroin, Oxy, Coke, Molly, Xanax and, of course, Weed are all commonly used by dancers in this area.
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
@shailynn
You forgot:
4 - deals drugs (think: free drugs!)
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9 years ago
Tiredtraveler
Solo PL
I haven't seen it myself, but multiple dancers have told me the latest tattoo craze in these parts is "around the asshole."
One girl asked me what I thought of the idea. My answer: "painful and unattractive."
Now jeweled butt plugs on the other hand...
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Totally get what you're saying JS59, though I don't feel like I'm going back in time to my teens. For some guys, at least, young women will always be attractive at least in the short term. The best ones can carry a conversation too.
A long time ago, my dad told me that after a certain age you stop feeling like you're getting older. I've found that to be true. Sure, the body has more aches and pains but psychologically I feel like some people (people who I can carry on a conversation with) are my peers, regardless of age. Why wouldn't I be attracted to a beautiful young woman like that? At least until she starts playing dub-step on my sound system. ;)
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9 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I'd probably want to float in a pool too if I had to carry my 250 lbs around after a year of weighing nothing.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
@MrDeuce
The <strike>Democrats</strike> Republicans have somehow managed to erect an Electoral College wall that is almost insurmountable to any Republican these days.
FTFY
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9 years ago
FTS
Apologies if I've broken the rules when posting about an illegal and, frankly, sickening event. But it did happen. I believe both perpetrators (one of whom was a manager of one of the clubs in the chain) went to jail.
@Founder: please delete my message (or at least the first paragraph) above it it is, in fact, forbidden talk.
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9 years ago
FTS
I doubt this is the kind of thing you meant, but here's a club that was pimping out two 13 year old girls: http://www.oregonlive.com/beaverton/index.ssf/2013/12/beavertons_stars_cabaret_linke.html. It's a full nude alcohol club.
In general, the clubs with the youngest girls will be juice bars (no alcohol) in states where nudity and alcohol are allowed on the same premises. This will be especially true if 18-21 year olds are not permitted to strip in the alcohol bars. It's been my experience that juice bars tend to attract two age groups of strippers: girls under 21 and "girls" who are too old to compete with the younger dancers at the alcohol bar.
There used to be a juice bar just down the road from my work that was full of 18-21 and 40-55 year old dancers. Mostly nothing in between.
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9 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Strip club/church mashups are apparently not that uncommon. I already knew about one Portland club that has been turned into a church: http://www.oregonlive.com/faith/2015/05/notorious_portland_strip_club.html
Here's another in Seattle: http://www.christiantoday.com/article/church.moves.into.former.strip.club/48889.htm
Here's one in Georgia: http://m.ajc.com/videos/news/athens-strip-club-to-be-turned-into-church/vC2L5b/
And here's a church in Ontario, Canada that meets in a strip club: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/strip-club-church_n_5194112.html
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
@SJG
Pictures exist. Stills, not video. Yes, she knows about them (and wants copies). No, I will not post them.
@Seaboardrr
DP was via a butt plug. I pressed a vibrator against the jeweled end of the plug while fucking her. After the countdown orgasms she really wasn't able to move for a while.
@JS69
Hope I haven't stolen the thunder from your Greatest DS Sex Story Ever. ;)
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
Penetration of her ass and five orgasms, only one of them the guy's. Sound's like last Sunday night at my house.
Did you play that game where you tell her she can't cum until you count down (ssssllllllooooowwwwlllllyyyy) from 10 while you're stimulating her so hard she can barely stand it?
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9 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
^^^^^^ Like a Yogi Bear of the strip clubs, I'm pervier than the average perv. I know for a fact that I've done things at my favorite club that no one else has done and that stand out in the staff's memory. I'm not talking about your average sex ITC or OTC. I'm talking about stuff that would stand out to any stripper from that club who's heard the stories. Example: I once hog tied a girl in the VIP before having my way with her. When the DJ called her to stand by, I picked her up, stuck her head out the door and she yelled to the DJ that she was busy. Years later I still occasionally get asked about that by someone at the club who's heard the story.
I'm not saying it would be easy for the staff that I know to figure it out. Nor do I think anyone at a strip club would make the effort to figure it out. But there's enough information in my postings that, taken together, could be used to figure out who I am.
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9 years ago
shailynn
They never tell you what you need to know.
I read it mostly for the local reviews. The local scene seems somewhat different from what I read here about other areas of the country.
I also find some of the discussions entertaining and occasionally learn something useful.
Lately I've been one of the idiots that posts about my exploits nearly every day. If any of the strippers I know read this site, they can probably figure out who I am.
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9 years ago
IronFox22
Ohio
I've done it.
Razor and shaving cream: nicks are common but heal in a day or two.
Depilatory: There's one made for pubes. Seaboardrr's Veet maybe? I found it very easy to burn myself even when I followed the instructions precisely. It also left a lot of hair behind.
Personal groomer: this is the best I think, though if you use the guard you won't get completely smooth. Mine has an attachment that works a lot like a beard shaver. I still get nicks, but not as bad as a regular razor and shaving cream.
Electric beard razor: No. Just no.
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9 years ago
larryfisherman
California
Lots of Asian dancers on the west coast. I find most of them pretty hot, but I have a thing for petite girls. There's one girl that I didn't realize was Asian until another dancer described her that way. Beautiful face and the body of a fashion model.
Oddly, Lucy Liu doesn't do it for me.
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
I'm not much of an ass guy (much more interested in what's on the front of a girl than the back), but I see what you guys mean by flat ass. Here's a pic from her Instagram without the bikini that shows what you're talking about about: https://www.instagram.com/p/BALWN9IND2k/?taken-by=stellamaxwell
And for the nipple lovers, here they are too: http://thefappening.so/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Stella-Maxwell-Hot-And-Sexy-39.jpg
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9 years ago
JohnSmith69
layin low but staying high
A game I've sometimes played with dancers who give good enough but not great dances: when they ask for a dance tell her I'll buy if she can tell me my name. Better than half the time I get the "deer in the headlights" look.
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9 years ago
sharkhunter
I would (and have) pop my smoke detectors out and unplug them until the power comes back on if they beep when the power goes off. I figure eliminating the irritation from the beeps is worth the small chance that there'll be a fire while there's no smoke detection. I also make sure to change the battery the next day.
What I wouldn't want to do without is CO2 detectors. If necessary, I'd pull batteries from the smoke detectors to make sure I have CO2 detection when the power comes back on and the furnace comes back on.
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9 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
My ATF once asked me if I'd consider getting my vasectomy reversed if our relationship continued after she was done stripping. She wants kids badly and a stable partner (or, more likely, child support provider) but is smart enough to know that she couldn't possibly raise them while her current stripping/drugging lifestyle continues.
Asshole that I am, I told her I'd consider it.
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9 years ago
leo100
I know of one local club where the owner and his sons regularly take girlfriends from the stripper staff. The other girls hate it because the girlfriends get preferential treatment. They also tend to give crappy dances.
Often the girlfriends end up bartending until the boyfriend gets tired of her. They're usually crappy bartenders too.