How do you beat off?

19 comments

• IwillLapAdancer

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  8 years ago

  Answer: G) All of the above.
• IwillLapAdancer

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  8 years ago

  However, if I was jerkin' the gerkin' and thought about Tara Christine, I'd just beat myself with a stick for thinking like a jerk off. LOL Now that's using your dipstick Jimmy!
• dtek

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  8 years ago

  Frequently.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  One of my girlfriends liked mutual masturbation. It was hot !!! By myself, my right hand does a good job, sometimes with liquid soap. It usually is spur of the moment, but what the heck, I'll do it anytime I see a fine woman out in the real world and I think of her later.
• rockstar666

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  8 years ago

  Astroglide can desensitize you with frequent use so it's important to vary techniques and tools. Women have the same issue if they use vibrators too much.
• seaboardrr

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  8 years ago

  I use Mrs. Sea's saliva
• sharkhunter

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  8 years ago

  I had one stripper tell me I was doing it all wrong and gave me instructions. I had another stripper who never mentioned it. She just wanted to suck and fuck. Told me whenever I wanted it, just call and she would be there. Obviously I learned I am no expert so I'll leave it to the pros.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  I use Mrs. Sea's saliva
• Cashman1234

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  8 years ago

  I'm a lefty - and I use my left hand too. No lube - just go for it. It must be rough hardcore porn - no photos.
• jackslash

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  8 years ago

  TMI
• Tiburon

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  8 years ago

  I don't. If I really have an urge to splooge, I find a decent looking slut and get her to suck my dick. masturbating isn't my MO
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Lol @ motorhead!
• DaOnion

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  8 years ago

  Jackslash: agreed. I'd much rather hear about women telling us their masturbation techniques.
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  Lol! SJG
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Oh no you didn’t motor LOL
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I’m a lefty but use my right-hand which has been an issue since twice I’ve torn two different tendons in my right bicep and my right-arm has been out of commission for a few-months – tried the left-hand but was not the same. I’ve always had a hard-time falling asleep even as a kid; so I often “unwind” at night b/f going to bed by slapping the monkey usually thinking about a former stripper I’ve met.
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Slapping the monkey !! Nice one, Papi. I haven't heard that one in a while.
• flagooner

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  8 years ago

  I just have to think of my wife. BTW I own a bridge in Brooklyn if you want to buy it.
• JamesSD

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  8 years ago

  I'm not telling you perverts that.