How do you beat off?

Answer: G) All of the above.

However, if I was jerkin' the gerkin' and thought about Tara Christine, I'd just beat myself with a stick for thinking like a jerk off. LOL
Now that's using your dipstick Jimmy!

Frequently.

One of my girlfriends liked mutual masturbation. It was hot !!! By myself, my right hand does a good job, sometimes with liquid soap. It usually is spur of the moment, but what the heck, I'll do it anytime I see a fine woman out in the real world and I think of her later.

Astroglide can desensitize you with frequent use so it's important to vary techniques and tools. Women have the same issue if they use vibrators too much.

I use Mrs. Sea's saliva

I had one stripper tell me I was doing it all wrong and gave me instructions.
I had another stripper who never mentioned it. She just wanted to suck and fuck. Told me whenever I wanted it, just call and she would be there.
Obviously I learned I am no expert so I'll leave it to the pros.

I use Mrs. Sea's saliva

I'm a lefty - and I use my left hand too. No lube - just go for it. It must be rough hardcore porn - no photos.

TMI

I don't. If I really have an urge to splooge, I find a decent looking slut and get her to suck my dick. masturbating isn't my MO

Lol @ motorhead!

Jackslash: agreed. I'd much rather hear about women telling us their masturbation techniques.

Lol!

SJG

Oh no you didn’t motor

LOL

I’m a lefty but use my right-hand which has been an issue since twice I’ve torn two different tendons in my right bicep and my right-arm has been out of commission for a few-months – tried the left-hand but was not the same.

I’ve always had a hard-time falling asleep even as a kid; so I often “unwind” at night b/f going to bed by slapping the monkey usually thinking about a former stripper I’ve met.

Slapping the monkey !! Nice one, Papi. I haven't heard that one in a while.

I just have to think of my wife. BTW I own a bridge in Brooklyn if you want to buy it.

I'm not telling you perverts that.