Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 7)

On a related note, I think it's possible the Toledo Hooters has the ugliest girls in the entire chain. Not that I'm an expert.

$10K for three nights and no fucking? Moron.

GMD, I'll admit it's a stretch, and she was being rude. Anyway, great story, and thanks for sharing.

Bvino, there are something like 50 clubs in the Detroit area. If you've managed to burn bridges with dancers at all of them I will be very impressed. Toledo had full nudity a few years back but those days are over, so if that is important to you, head over to Windsor.

I'm pretty sure bvino is from Detroit and looking for a change of scenery. I have not been to Windsor lately so can't provide a comparison. But I do go to Toledo frequently. I'm a rare fan of the Toledo clubs. Knowing that I'm not getting extras makes for a more leisurely evening. The most upscale club in Toledo is still cheap by Detroit standards.

I can kind of see her point. It's like if you want to stiff a waiter you give him a dime instead of nothing, so he doesn't think you just forgot. I still think she's wrong and should have been happy with the "business lunch" that could lead to more sales.

When I run into this, which is depressingly often, I make a show of counting out the exact correct amount of money, no tip. And let her see what's left in my bankroll. What's a little more difficult is when they pretend they don't know how many it's been, and "guess" on the high side. Hoping to rip you off without making it look like that's what they're doing.

I don't think you need to know a guy, just do a bit of internet research. Knowing at least some Spanish goes a long way. But I'm not an expert.

I'm pretty sure there has been a net increase in the number of clubs here in the Detroit / Toledo area in the last few years.

Please design a controlled experiment to test these theories. Include a statistical power analysis.

I wish I'd saved a text exchange I had once arranging OTC. I text her the full address including zip code (so it's easier for GPS). She texts back what street is it on? Which is in the address obviously. Back and forth like this for a dozen messages. Dumber than a sack of bricks.

Did anyone else notice that the cop on the right is a dead ringer for Curley Howard?

Yucatan is nice if you get away from Cancun. There are some whorehouses in most of the towns but they don't really cater to tourists. I'd have to agree with Shadow about Puerto Vallarta. Nice beaches, great food, touristy stuff but not primarily a tourist town, and both tourist and local tail available if you know where to look.

My previous CF was getting ready to quit the business and introduced me to my current CF. Also filled in the current CF on what I like. That was a couple years ago and it has worked out very well.

His stripper girlfriend looks ok but not hot enough to go to jail for.

I used to get business trips to San Diego a couple times a year, and always took the streetcar down to TJ. Sadly those days are over for me.

83K seems like a lot for a boob job.

Grand, Slick, Sam: In my profile photos you'll find one of Lauryl Canyon sitting in my lap. I always assumed she was Christy's sister but don't know for sure.

Are you kidding me? I only buy IPO if I know the founder personally.

Can we somehow tap in to this system to determine the locations of the hottest strippers on any given night?

73 was not a good year. The car makers decided to make smaller cars, which they did by chopping the back end off their big cars. Buicks in particular were butt-ugly that year. 72 was really the last good year at least at GM.

I know you have to fill out a form if you take out more than $10K. I don't know about deposits. I remember when that was a lot of money. It's not so much any more when you consider I always pay cash when I buy a car. In the 1990s before there were ATMs everywhere I used to regularly bring $5-10K in cash with me on trips out of the country. No more than $10K because of the forms. But don't worry, the so-called "Patriot" act made it legal (although not Constitutional) for the government to get your bank records any time they want, and the bank is not allowed to let you know.

My "records" consists of a stack of cocktail napkins on which dancers have written their phone numbers. On the back I put my notes, things like club, work days, aliases, home town and how far she's willing to go.

I'm struggling to figure out what this has to do with strip clubs.

Sage, events of essentially zero probability happen all the time. Look at the lottery. The chances that you or I will fall in love with a stripper and live happily ever after are close to zero. The chances it will happen to someone on tuscl at some time are pretty good.