Comments by Ermita_Nights (page 6)

I'll take her for a dance or two, give her a big tip, and ask her to come sit with me some more. If it's a slow night doing that just once can be good for hours. I don't normally tip for just sitting and talking.

Your OAS + CPP will be a bit higher than my Social Security, but not by a whole lot. I think the big advantage you'll have is the lower cost of medical care.

The US has never attempted to switch to dollar coins. Introducing a coin while leaving notes in circulation doesn't count.

Recently I've been mostly ignoring the stars and instead reading the most recent reviews instead. Partly because clubs change, partly so I can spot and discount the shills and idiots.

Michelle, you should move to Detroit. Dancers keep $12 to $15 depending on the club. But I'm told tipouts and fees are high compared to the rest of the country.

I've been trying to find a copy of "Topless Profit." My local library declined my request that they buy a copy, even though I'm in the Detroit area. And I'm too cheap to buy it myself. Is it readable online anywhere? Markovitz should be presenting me with an autographed copy himself for all the cash I've spent in his clubs.

The fees that the girls pay seem to be going up too. Some clubs in Michigan now charge the dancer $8 on a $20 dance, up from $5. And all those late fees, missed stage fees, out-of-uniform fees, etc were either lower or not there 20 years ago.

"Accent" is not a relative thing, it only seems that way. Everyone has an accent. People from the midwest have a midwestern accent.

Sniff... sniff... What's that smell? Is it bullshit?

Subra, I've taken dancers to other clubs and had a blast too. Just don't let them talk you into going to their home club. The one time I did that she disappeared to talk to the DJ for half an hour, then when she rejoined me the bouncer asked us to leave.

I don't do polygraphs or drug tests for anyone. Back when I had security clearances the polygraph wasn't required. These days it's crazy stuff. I couldn't even get a job at my current employer today, because they demand a drug test for new hires now.

Traveler, I don't go to Mitchell Bros any more because of the cost. I can do better right here in Detroit. But in the 1990s it was a quite a revelation.

Biggest positive surprise was Mitchell Bros around 1991. My first experience with full contact LDs, and I had no idea they were available until there was a naked girl sitting in my lap wiggling around.

About two seconds unless there is some good reason to wait longer. Like she's going to get a cocktail napkin to write her number on.

So you come on here and get a ton of free advice about VIP then leave without giving anything in return?

$500 an hour would be a hard sell even if it did include sex. I would suggest you give up on the idea. The only way I can see this working is if you develop a continuing relationship with a rich whale, be honest about what he can expect, and hope he's willing to pay that much for exclusive time. You'd better be extremely charming and very good at conversation.

I'm sure some strippers are making that much too. But I bet the median is a lot lower. A lot of cam girls seem to be from countries where they couldn't make much if anything as a stripper.

You'll probably be accused of making up this story but I'll take it at face value. In which case I'd believe it could happen. The perplexing part for me is that she asked for $300, then not only settled for a tenth of that, but gave you the back seat experience too. I do recommend you get over the "think I fell in love" part. I doubt she feels the same way. Getting involved with her can only end badly. Although it could be fun for a bit. I'm going to file this under "you can never fully understand women."

I have never had a dancer say anything like "$50 if you're circumcised, $75 if you're not," so I assume it makes no difference.

Michigan terminology is similar to Florida. It's those guys in Atlanta who don't know what things are called.

15. Renting out space in the men's room to some troll for a cut of his tips

I have taken a couple of dancers out on excursions for drinks, dinner, or other non-hotel activities. But I chose girls with similar tastes to mine and took them places I knew they would like. So far it has worked very well.

If this is true, this woman is about the stupidest person I've ever heard of. She wasn't willing to spend $10 of her own money on a wrist rest to avoid being crippled for life? And she didn't know that creating fake profiles was improper?

Mohead, that one got a good laugh out of me.

I think both sides would benefit from the contractor model over the employee model if it was handled right. In fact I think the switch to contractor model was instigated by the dancers. The problem is that it leaves all the power, and therefore the money, in the hands of the club owner.