Keeping Records ?

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JackFrost9
How many of you sick fucks like me keep detailed or loose records of your club experiences ?

I record lapdances, drinks paid to dancers, tableside time spent, stage tips, vip, CR, OTC, ITC, LDK,....I also take or get picks of the girls, clothing or any other trophies.....its all i do...this is my sport, my Life, this is my life's work

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Alucard
11 years ago
Looking for reimbursement? Or getting ready for an IRS audit?
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Dougster
11 years ago
I suspect Payer11 keeps some pretty detailed records.
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
Lol Alucard
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
Dougster your probably write....I wonder about Rick ?
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
When im near my death bed I'm going to publish my records in a auto biography of myself...I'm going to call it "The Dark Dreams of a Frozen Pessimist"
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Lone_Wolf
11 years ago
I used to but it became to brutal to look at all the money I was spending so I stopped.

Curious...what are some of the benefits you get from keeping such detailed records?
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Dougster
11 years ago
RickyBoy definitely seems like the type who doesn't want to leave any tracks. If he does have such a spreadsheet you can bet it's either in pen and paper or on a computer that neve connects to the internet and double-secretly encoded by alutard.
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
I failed at Football, my marriage, my kids, my dog, my cat, my mom, my dad, my career...this makes me feel accomplished in life....I'm a Professional so it makes me feel good....its the only thang I've succeeded at in life
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
Lol...Doug.....rick is could be holding it to the end as a hail marry get rich quick idea to publish as a last ditch chance to finally get rich in life....until then he is very good at faking it
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Dougster
11 years ago
^^^ BonedBrother was in the same boat but elected to join the KKK so he could blame it all on the Jews, niggers, and Catholics. I guess time will tell which one of you made the better choice.
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
Low ! Goddamn doug that was epic funny
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Great title. I want mine autographed.
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JackFrost9
11 years ago
YOU GOT IT SLICK !!!!!
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Estafador
11 years ago
we all do, it's called tuscl my friend. We write down all our details of our club experiences on here. Isn't it obvious?
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BagBoyJames
11 years ago
Yea dark faggot lord Frost Burch !!!
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Estafador
11 years ago
Jack, get a new hobby because your life sucks? If you fail so much, how do you even have a job? Or had a job for so long?
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BagBoyJames
11 years ago
Lol....get'em Esta !.....make that faggot jack cry like a little Burch !!!!
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shadowcat
11 years ago
One of my TUSCL buddies does that. Whenever I can't remember a dancers name, etc, I contact him. As for me I don't save nuttin. No emails or PMs. My delete button gets a work out.
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zipman68
11 years ago
JackFrostDude...you should try to deduct lappers and whatever else as business expenses. I'm sure the IRS will be cool with it!
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jackslash
11 years ago
I keep an Excel spreadsheet with my all my stripper-related expenses and details of what occurred. When I look over the amount of money I spend, it gives me pause. But it's no worse than owning a sail boat or any other expensive hobby.

When I'm 90 and can't do it any more, I'll read about the fun I used to have.
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
Shred it and forget it.
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SlickSpic
11 years ago
Speaking of records, anybody here still playing lp's?
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tumblingdice
11 years ago
When I was a dick dancer I kept mad records. Every time I would cum I would write it off as depreciation.
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Ldk made arecord of ldk's
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Juice made a record of trollin
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Gatorfan made a record of one liners
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crazyjoe
11 years ago
Alucard made a record of dumbass
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likes2look
11 years ago
I don't keep any records. The less evidence the better!
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sharkhunter
11 years ago
What records? For a second I was picturing someone filming his lap dance and telling the dancer to smile. :)
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toysales
11 years ago
Estafador has it right. Right here is where I keep the record. I occasionally go back and read my reviews. It brings the memories right back.
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Ermita_Nights
11 years ago
My "records" consists of a stack of cocktail napkins on which dancers have written their phone numbers. On the back I put my notes, things like club, work days, aliases, home town and how far she's willing to go.
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skibum609
11 years ago
Keep records? lololololol
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3LeggedMan
11 years ago
I like to keep records of mileage-related data so of I'm away from a dancer for a time, I'll know if she's worth getting back with. Also, it reminds me to keep the expenses under control.
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rickdugan
11 years ago
No, never. No audit trail dude. That not only applies to club visit records, but also to spending. Cash is king and one will never find an adult entertainment related expense on any card associated with me. I also do not retain many dancer telephone numbers and go to great lengths to hide them when I do.

With smartphones in such wide use now it is rare to receive a number on a napkin anymore, but not too many years ago it was more common and I always chucked those napkins before I returned home.
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SippyCup69
10 years ago
lol
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rl27
10 years ago
All my records can be found on TUSCL and other sites.
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trixxi
10 years ago
Best not to keep records!!! A customer of mine had an elaborate filing system where he saved used dancer's panties in baggies with dates and names .... When his wife found them he came back to the dancers wanting to buy more (to replace the stash his wife destroyed).
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just_the_nuts
10 years ago
Brilliant
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