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11 years ago
Do all of it in one big step, legalize pot-smoking gay prosttutes!
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11 years ago
Be like Pete Rose and slide head fist.
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11 years ago
I would think Puerto Rico would be a good place to start looking.
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11 years ago
Usually if you tell the bouncer to fuck off, they'll leave you alone
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11 years ago
Great line from a radio ad for a fireworks dealer I heard today: Contact your physician in you experience a fireworks show of four hours or more.
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11 years ago
Do they actually expect hot, sexy strippers to "arrive on time"?
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11 years ago
My ATF (now retired) had a nice way of dealing with these situations. When I'd come in, she'd come say hi and let me know she would like to save me for last (this would usually be happy hour time on a day shift. Then she would squeeze out what other money was to be made, I'd tip at the stage and the we'd have our shift ending fun. She would even stay overtime if we were having a lot of fun. And if I was in a hurry, she'd take me right away. Great customer service and I have to think we clicked on some level of friendship or respect. She was one-in-million.
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11 years ago
On a happier note, I remember a night when my fave at the time told me several of the MILFy dancers at the club got together to take their kids to the circus the day before. Kind of turned me on thinking about a bunch of hot, loose women out and about together.
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11 years ago
I think this clearly meets the standard for OT.
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11 years ago
You knows who else is waiting to beat the shit out of you at her place just around the corner.
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11 years ago
Most dancers know to leave if you say "I'm waiting for someone else." I do that even when I'm still scouting the scene.
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11 years ago
I don't think a Google translator can handle this.
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11 years ago
He was the Man of Steel.
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11 years ago
PI regularly see Amber .lynn and Houston on a web cam site despite their stated views in the film that they' re done with the sex industry.
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11 years ago
She's one wild and crazy gal!
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11 years ago
She's one wild and crazy gal!
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11 years ago
Is it now safe to go to Applebee's?
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11 years ago
Don't you think NBA players could "order in" their stripper services? Seems like it would be much more hassle-free and more on the Q.T.
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11 years ago
The late great Mitch Hedberg.....search him on YouTube or Google. Did stuff in a way like nobody else.
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11 years ago
I know dancers who are offended if you don't cum for them!
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11 years ago
I live in the Twin Cities and this news doesn't surprise me. This place was trying to be a high-end club with low-end girls. There are too many better options for places that serve booze with much better looking girls. If you're going to a place like that, lap dances are banned if alcohol is being served, the girls better be smoking hot.
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11 years ago
One of my past faves here in Minneapolis would go missing on fall weekends. She finally explained to me there was a club out in the middle of nowhere in South Dakota that would only open weekends during pheasant season. With absolutely nothing else to do after dark there, I guess the place was jammed every night and the money just kept on flowwing. I think she referred to it as her Christmas shopping plan.
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11 years ago
I've learned a few things since that first visit.
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I massage my current fave after our dances and she absolutely loves it. And it extends the experience in a nice way....she never charges me for the number of dances during massage time. I don't mind touching that nice soft skin as much as possible, either.