Comments by grand1511 (page 32)

I now know one person on this board that I'm not giving trust to, digitally or literally.

Just checked my list of people I trust and there are many names I don't recognize much less trust. Time to do some cutting.

About 12"

$130,000 is not close to enough money to have to carry around the memory of Trump's junk with you.

Lifelong Vikings fan here in St. Paul and I have to say I nearly LDKed.

I've never been burned by an overly expensive drink order, but what really burns me about dancer drinks is when they don't sit and drink it with you. Last night I had a hottie gulping down her drink on several occasions while she was dancing for me. But what I really hate is when they say thanks, pick up the full drink and take off from the table. Buying a dancer a drink, to me implies spending some social time together.

Not much of a story when all the critical details are left out.

One definition of insanity is to continue to do the same thing and expect different results.

Is all this drama, both at home and OTC, really enjoyable?

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@cashman: It's like herding pussies

Once got a dance from a very young-looking woman who told me she was 18 and the daughter of a preacher. Might have been SS but it really put the lead in my pencil.

I think you need to learn the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

Maybe she thought you were a gynocologist

If you have to ask, you probably can't afford it.

As someone once said, it all depends on what your definition of "is" is.

Happened just a couple weeks ago....I referenced Monty Python and the dancer in my lap said "I've always wanted to own a snake."

She is working for a moving & packing firm in India.

It's pretty simple...slide your panties to the side and slip her finger up your asshole

You'd think the odds would be much better to see an ad for a strip club during a football game than during a rerun of Titanic.

TUSCL admits that everything on here should be considered a work of fiction.

I just find it incredibly interesting that I can swap spit, lick pussy and/or finger bang a dancer for years and years and she has no idea what my name is. I guess that makes me some kind of slut!!!!

I don't seek out conversation with other customers, but if they engage me and aren't assholes, I'll talk with them. Can't say that I've had a memorable encounter, however.

Among Asian babes, most of them have well-above-average tushes.

Blowing the manager will greatly improve your odds of passing the audition.