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HB13
13 years ago
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Bills and no cash ? omg !
Never. Bills & other real life things happen first. Clubbing comes out of my entertainment fund, and that is currently going into:…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Is ass the new vagina?
The apple bottom shape is great & hypnotic at times but not really into the ass crack.
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HB13
13 years ago
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Balls deep in da'pussy !!!
Glow in the dark condoms are just too funny at times...
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HB13
13 years ago
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Stripper Gifts?
So what have you gone out of your way to give to your ATF?

I've given candy canes & specialty baker cupcakes.

Anyone ever though…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Unusual or strange dancer ethnic backgrounds.
Irish/Mexican x 2 (you can only imagine how fiery these two were), & Korean/Puerto Rican.
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13 years ago
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People just don't forget a face, is that it?
Some dancers will remember the things I do with the dollar tips that no one else does. Being "relatively" new compared to the veterans…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Online Strip Clubs
Example of a dressing room camera is Mons Venus:
http://www.monsvenus.com/

And why pay an online strip club? You've got sample porn everywhere, myfreecams for your…
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13 years ago
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Secret Service agents not allowed to drink and visit hookers
Ermita, once you're a federal government worker they live in a world with a bunch of extra rules slapped on them (like the military).…
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HB13
13 years ago
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OTC at dancer's apartment?
LOL Superdude. I refuse to get caught up in any drama (roommates & dead-beat relatives, kids, etc.).
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HB13
13 years ago
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Backpage question?
*Note for #2, phone number shadiness = multiple hits on advertising sites but with different pictures for the same named provider. But sometimes…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Backpage question?
Backpage is very shady (bait & switch, Law enforcement, etc.).

Do the following:
1. Check out Eccie.net, theeroticreview.com, or preferred411.com for reviews & more…
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HB13
13 years ago
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best way to die
Reminds me of the old 2002 fake article that made it on Yahoo:

"Groom Killed by Stripper's Boobs"
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Best SC website?
I agree that site's got a lot of novelty but needs several things to make it better:

-Web cams (Mons-Venus style)
-Roll Call listings
-More than two…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Rate the Hottie #9
Sorry I don't have Jungle Fever so I'll refrain from rating. And like Alucard, only time when I do are for those spinner…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Christina Lopez, Oregon Mom, Allegedly Watched Her Underage Daughter Strip
This was posted by shadow cat just 11 threads below this one:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread…
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HB13
13 years ago
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I Wish I Hadn't Slept Through European History Class
Tilted kilt beats the crap out of Hooters.

Better beer, the short kilts are amazing & make the hooters tops look like trailer…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Cover charges. How much is too much?
I'll find ways to bypass cover (ad cards / flyers, pull the police/fireman/military card, etc.).

Most I've done is some Deja Vu club's…
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HB13
13 years ago
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A stripper dating service? (A serious one.)
For that much money? That's highway robbery there.

They can easily go on Match.com, OkCupid.com, etc. for all the free dating sites. And…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Watch where babies come from.
Hipppie needs a shave. >_>
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HB13
13 years ago
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Raids
One club I frequent has a cop on scene after 9PM. He just stands there ogling the show & essentially acts as a…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Sex Records
Interesting read ( '-' )-b
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HB13
13 years ago
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How long do you last in an extras session?
Never busted in the club, no matter how hard the girl ground up on me. It takes a bit more direct contact for…
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HB13
13 years ago
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How to turn strippers on during LDs
You've got the massage points covered except for tongue / nibbling over the nipples & ear lobes.

Others I've had success with before:…
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13 years ago
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Hurry. It's still legal to fuck a dead person in Illinois.
Does that apply to zombie terrorists like the Osama Bin Laden zombie OSOMBIE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…
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HB13
13 years ago
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Asian dancers around Ohio or Pa?
Can't help you there

But on an aside: myself I'm Asian and I've been bumping into girls with "Yellow Fever" (even pulling out their cell…
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