Hurry. It's still legal to fuck a dead person in Illinois.

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Spurred by cases in which bodies of overdose victims were moved to thwart investigations, Illinois state Rep. Dan Beiser, D-Alton, is sponsoring a bill to make unauthorized movement of a corpse a felony.

It also would criminalize something that even Madison County Coroner Steve Nonn thought was already illegal — having sex with the dead.

Beiser said he introduced the legislation at the request of Madison County State's Attorney Tom Gibbons and other law enforcement officials. Gibbons called the relocation of overdose victims an "impediment to investigation" in several cases.

Prohibiting sex with a dead body corrects an obvious omission in the law, Beiser said.

If the measure passes, sex with a corpse would be a Class 2 felony, with punishment ranging from probation to seven years in prison. Unauthorized removal of a corpse would be a Class 4 felony, with a penalty ranging from probation to three years.

Nonn said bodies of several people who died of drug overdoses in Madison County over the past year or two were taken from where they died. One was abandoned in a cemetery, another left on a road.

"That definitely needed to be addressed," he said.

In recent months, Metro East prosecutors have filed charges of drug-induced homicide against several people who allegedly supplied drugs to people who died of overdoses. Police regard the sites as crime scenes.

Nonn said an existing law against concealment of a homicidal death does not always fit the circumstances of a drug death.

The bill would exempt emergency responders, physicians, medical students, funeral directors and employees of coroners' or medical examiners' offices.

Gibbons said a law prohibiting sex with a corpse is needed out of respect for the dead. He said he has been told there was one such case in the county many years ago that could not be prosecuted for lack of such a law.



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Alucard
13 years ago
Are Vampires & Zombies covered by the NO SEX law? Wait...Aren't they considered the Undead? LMFAO
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HB13
13 years ago
Does that apply to zombie terrorists like the Osama Bin Laden zombie OSOMBIE?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…
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Papi_Chulo
13 years ago
Thanks for the tip. This is the only way I can get laid these days w/o paying for it. Illinois here I come!!!!
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Alucard
13 years ago
Better hurry Papi_Chulo. LOL
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shadowcat
13 years ago
Necrophilia - Crack open a cold one. :)
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samsung1
13 years ago
Before they play the Rob Zombie "living dead girl" song the DJ gives a shout out to the necrophiliacs
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
ROAD TRIP TO ILLINOIS COMING SOON. THE SHORT BUS STILL HAS SEATS AVAILABLE !!!!!!!! LMAO
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jackslash
13 years ago
Damn! I'm going to Chicago in April and now I won't be able to fuck any dead women while I'm there. Government should stay out of our personal lives.
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Clubber
13 years ago
How about women that just seem dead?
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gatorfan
13 years ago
Fucking dead people
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
Ouch, Clubber !!
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