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@mmdv26. Talking with the bathroom trolls makes them spread their knowledge (sucks for them if they're in there for hours so they dump…

I prefer to do the approaching. I'll tip them on the stage & invite them over to a back table.

Unless of course a…

Faint perfume.

Noticing that alot of clubs now are putting ice in the urinals to keep the smell down.

Just craigslist that shit. Easier if you're in a college town.

One thing to look at is, she made that much on a Saturday night.

How much does she earn on weeknights? I'm…

Tips alone? ~$60. Most of my dinero goes to VIP rooms. Most in a single night $500.

>_> stripper loan, where they pay you back? Did you find a unicorn?

Been to Sammy's about 7 months ago & Candy Store 3 years ago. With Alabama's pastie laws, and the outrageous prices they have…

Maybe if she had smaller tits, she would've fit into her seat belt?

Girl bit my nipple pretty hard one time.

Left a bruise that took 3 weeks to heal >_<

Was flexing my pecs while a girl was fishing for a dollar in my shirt collar. Then she bit my nipple... >_>

Lesson learned,…

Reposting my comment to another thread, as this is a good aside:
https://www.tuscl.net/postread…

Anyone else sing along to certain club songs? When I…

One more:
Far East Movement - She Owns the Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v…

*Note: For some odd reason a bunch of FEM songs' lyrics work great for strippers,…

>_>

If you fall in love, you fail. You have to do the opposite. My tactic is to make them fall…

Well Monkeys have been taught the concept of money:
http://www.zmescience.com/rese…

But to the scientists' horror, they also proved the existence of Monkey prostitution.

No thanks, it just looks freakish and fragile. >_<

My first name, which is unique itself. And that then leads to a set of funny / cool nicknames & is a conversation…

Good informants if you're chill with them.

At least we weren't Rick Rolled. : /

1. Face - if it's a face you can wake up to, then she's a keeper.
2. Personality - If she's a not a bitch,…

TLDR

I've seen a couple groups bring buddies who have never been before. And one thing that happens fairly often is that buddies would…

I like the new features, but I preferred the simpler and cleaner overlay of the old ones.

If you're going advanced, might as…

Work out (gym & running), drive fast around corners, fishing, BBQ & watch football with friends, destroy others at PC games.

1,000 Girls = 2,000 boobs.

Then he shook Putin's hand...

Any favs? -Mom encouraging the jailbait daughter, where the girl slaps…