Maybe this was posted already and I missed it. But just in case...
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best way to die
Mar 29, 2012, 8:21 PM
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Reminds me of the old 2002 fake article that made it on Yahoo:
"Groom Killed by Stripper's Boobs" snopes.com
Knowing my luck, it would be a bunch of frozen chicken breasts.
Beaten to death? No. I want to be smothered to death by boobs.
When I die, I want it to be peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in fear, like his passengers.
When I die, I'd rather go in my sleep.
Next choice...In the midst of my MOST intense & BIGGEST Cun ever, with a Perfect 11!!!!!!! LMAO