best way to die

When I die, I'd rather go in my sleep.

Next choice...In the midst of my MOST intense & BIGGEST Cun ever, with a Perfect 11!!!!!!! LMAO

Reminds me of the old 2002 fake article that made it on Yahoo:

"Groom Killed by Stripper's Boobs"
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/s…

Knowing my luck, it would be a bunch of frozen chicken breasts.

Beaten to death? No. I want to be smothered to death by boobs.

When I die, I want it to be peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in fear, like his passengers.