Comments by HB13 (page 4)

Just craigslist that shit. Easier if you're in a college town.

One thing to look at is, she made that much on a Saturday night. How much does she earn on weeknights? I'm guessing a lot less, and they have to feed off their earnings during the busy days. Also have to factor on how the club operates and how much dancers have to pay for everyone elses' cuts (DJ, Bouncer, House Mom, etc.)

Tips alone? ~$60. Most of my dinero goes to VIP rooms. Most in a single night $500.

>_> stripper loan, where they pay you back? Did you find a unicorn?

Been to Sammy's about 7 months ago & Candy Store 3 years ago. With Alabama's pastie laws, and the outrageous prices they have there, they have horrible value / dollar & are ROB haunts. I'm no longer visiting any 'bama clubs. Now I just stay to the New Orleans (Visions) & Baton Rouge (Crazy Horse) clubs. If you were further east, I would follow a friend's advice & keep on going to Florida (Pensacola / Panama City).

Maybe if she had smaller tits, she would've fit into her seat belt?

Girl bit my nipple pretty hard one time. Left a bruise that took 3 weeks to heal >_<

Was flexing my pecs while a girl was fishing for a dollar in my shirt collar. Then she bit my nipple... >_> Lesson learned, she's a biter. >_<

One more: Far East Movement - She Owns the Night http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khX9gS5imNQ *Note: For some odd reason a bunch of FEM songs' lyrics work great for strippers, go go dancers, etc.

>_> If you fall in love, you fail. You have to do the opposite. My tactic is to make them fall in love and "get better service." Knowing the lyrics + singing/dancing (any in-tune arm dancing & muscle flexing that you can do while they're on your lap) along to certain songs & even going as far as asking the DJs to play certain song sets while you're getting a dance. Examples: Don't Look Now - Far East Movement Feat. Keri Hilson http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyp4CfH0q3M P Daddy - I Need A Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ9ehoiVXo&feature=related B.o.B. (Feat Bruno Mars) - Nothin' On You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PTDv_szmL0 Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk&ob=av3e And plus you can use these on legit dates too :)

Well Monkeys have been taught the concept of money: http://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/ But to the scientists' horror, they also proved the existence of Monkey prostitution.

No thanks, it just looks freakish and fragile. >_<

My first name, which is unique itself. And that then leads to a set of funny / cool nicknames & is a conversation starter.

Good informants if you're chill with them.

At least we weren't Rick Rolled. : /

1. Face - if it's a face you can wake up to, then she's a keeper. 2. Personality - If she's a not a bitch, gold digger, retard, super-ghetto, crack-head, etc, then she passes this test (few pass this req for me). 3. Abs & Hips - I like that shape: proportionate waist & ass. 4. Ass - As long as it isn't flat or covered in cellulite 5. Tits - This is more of a bonus if she's met the other four reqs.

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I've seen a couple groups bring buddies who have never been before. And one thing that happens fairly often is that buddies would pay for one dance for the SC virgin, but the dancer would milk him for longer than what the buddy is willing to pay for.

I like the new features, but I preferred the simpler and cleaner overlay of the old ones. If you're going advanced, might as well include different viewing templates for the users.

Work out (gym & running), drive fast around corners, fishing, BBQ & watch football with friends, destroy others at PC games.

1,000 Girls = 2,000 boobs. Then he shook Putin's hand... Any favs? -Mom encouraging the jailbait daughter, where the girl slaps back, etc?

Meh, I prefer & go out of my way for natural but I can settle with really well done implants (no scar, not overly done, just look right).

Only know of one dancer that got HPV from her boyfriend, which then lead to a bad case of cervical cancer.

How can you friend tell that he got Herpies / HIV from one girl versus the other? >_> Yup another attention whore post. Any more and I'll join the ignore club.

Like uscue13, I usually do a review after several visits. I'm doing a review of the "club" not just a couple girls' dances.