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13 years ago
They really are going to school!Just craigslist that shit. Easier if you're in a college town.
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13 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Dancer's Expected Income: Unrealistic ExpectationsOne thing to look at is, she made that much on a Saturday night.
How much does she earn on weeknights? I'm guessing a lot less, and they have to feed off their earnings during the busy days. Also have to factor on how the club operates and how much dancers have to pay for everyone elses' cuts (DJ, Bouncer, House Mom, etc.)
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13 years ago
What's the most you spent on tips (excluding tips for dances) in a single night Tips alone? ~$60. Most of my dinero goes to VIP rooms. Most in a single night $500.
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13 years ago
"loan" to stripper>_> stripper loan, where they pay you back? Did you find a unicorn?
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13 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Mobile, AlabamaBeen to Sammy's about 7 months ago & Candy Store 3 years ago. With Alabama's pastie laws, and the outrageous prices they have there, they have horrible value / dollar & are ROB haunts. I'm no longer visiting any 'bama clubs.
Now I just stay to the New Orleans (Visions) & Baton Rouge (Crazy Horse) clubs. If you were further east, I would follow a friend's advice & keep on going to Florida (Pensacola / Panama City).
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13 years ago
HUGE tits saves a womans life.Maybe if she had smaller tits, she would've fit into her seat belt?
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13 years ago
Strip club injuries?Girl bit my nipple pretty hard one time.
Left a bruise that took 3 weeks to heal >_<
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13 years ago
stage mileageWas flexing my pecs while a girl was fishing for a dollar in my shirt collar. Then she bit my nipple... >_>
Lesson learned, she's a biter. >_<
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13 years ago
Song heard last night at the clubOne more:
Far East Movement - She Owns the Night
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khX9gS5imNQ
*Note: For some odd reason a bunch of FEM songs' lyrics work great for strippers, go go dancers, etc.
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13 years ago
Song heard last night at the club>_>
If you fall in love, you fail. You have to do the opposite. My tactic is to make them fall in love and "get better service."
Knowing the lyrics + singing/dancing (any in-tune arm dancing & muscle flexing that you can do while they're on your lap) along to certain songs & even going as far as asking the DJs to play certain song sets while you're getting a dance.
Examples:
Don't Look Now - Far East Movement Feat. Keri Hilson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oyp4CfH0q3M
P Daddy - I Need A Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZZ9ehoiVXo&feature=related
B.o.B. (Feat Bruno Mars) - Nothin' On You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PTDv_szmL0
Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk&ob=av3e
And plus you can use these on legit dates too :)
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13 years ago
Move over Michael Vick.Well Monkeys have been taught the concept of money:
http://www.zmescience.com/research/how-scientists-tught-monkeys-the-concept-of-money-not-long-after-the-first-prostitute-monkey-appeared/
But to the scientists' horror, they also proved the existence of Monkey prostitution.
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13 years ago
Would this woman make a good stripper?No thanks, it just looks freakish and fragile. >_<
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13 years ago
what name do you use up in the club ?My first name, which is unique itself. And that then leads to a set of funny / cool nicknames & is a conversation starter.
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13 years ago
What Good Are Bathroom Trolls?Good informants if you're chill with them.
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13 years ago
SpinnersAt least we weren't Rick Rolled. : /
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13 years ago
Favorite physical features on dancers1. Face - if it's a face you can wake up to, then she's a keeper.
2. Personality - If she's a not a bitch, gold digger, retard, super-ghetto, crack-head, etc, then she passes this test (few pass this req for me).
3. Abs & Hips - I like that shape: proportionate waist & ass.
4. Ass - As long as it isn't flat or covered in cellulite
5. Tits - This is more of a bonus if she's met the other four reqs.
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13 years ago
I like the way this guy thinks.TLDR
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13 years ago
Taking a strip club virgin to a club for the first timeI've seen a couple groups bring buddies who have never been before. And one thing that happens fairly often is that buddies would pay for one dance for the SC virgin, but the dancer would milk him for longer than what the buddy is willing to pay for.
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13 years ago
ChangesI like the new features, but I preferred the simpler and cleaner overlay of the old ones.
If you're going advanced, might as well include different viewing templates for the users.
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13 years ago
What do you do for fun, other than visit strip clubs?Work out (gym & running), drive fast around corners, fishing, BBQ & watch football with friends, destroy others at PC games.
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13 years ago
OT: Guy Grabs 1,000 Russian Girls' Breasts1,000 Girls = 2,000 boobs.
Then he shook Putin's hand...
Any favs? -Mom encouraging the jailbait daughter, where the girl slaps back, etc?
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13 years ago
fake tittiesMeh, I prefer & go out of my way for natural but I can settle with really well done implants (no scar, not overly done, just look right).
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13 years ago
Speaking of dread diseasesOnly know of one dancer that got HPV from her boyfriend, which then lead to a bad case of cervical cancer.
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13 years ago
Stay away from this club.How can you friend tell that he got Herpies / HIV from one girl versus the other? >_>
Yup another attention whore post. Any more and I'll join the ignore club.
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13 years ago
Ever been busted for posting a negative review?Like uscue13, I usually do a review after several visits. I'm doing a review of the "club" not just a couple girls' dances.