what name do you use up in the club ?
JuiceBox69
Fucking on Young N Dumb Chicken Heads
So do you use your real name?
Your tuscl name ?
Some other stage name?
I use my middle name !
What about you ?
Your tuscl name ?
Some other stage name?
I use my middle name !
What about you ?
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I use Steve, but then tell them it's my club name, lol.
My current ATF knows my whole name, but she tends to call me baby, & I know her Real 1st and Last name
Roll Tide
Sometimes I forget to remove my work badge, and a dancer will always spot it and ask about the origins of my last name. So technically some know my last name, though I doubt any of them would remember it.
I like giving out my real first since its not very common and they all pretend to like it, but generally I don't bother asking for real names because my visits are infrequent and no consistent time and since there is alot of turnover at the club I visit, it's unlikely I'll see 1/2 of them I meet ever again.
So, generally, I don't give my real name. I usually choose a 'traditional basic male' name to use. It's not Dirk Diggler or Mack N. Mann or Seymore O'Rifice or anything else cute like that. It's not Shabazzad or Anfernee or LaJuanTay or M'P'qQsh or anything else illiterately hyper-urbane like that. It's not Mortimer or Nebuchadnezzar or Aloysius ("ale-oo-ISH-us") or St. John ("SIN-jun") or anything else pretentious like that. It's not Chrome or Fence or Banger or King or Duke or Strong or Steele or Guns or anything else hyper-masculine like that. It's not Champ or Skipper or Biff or Tux or Boffer or Hap or Sidney or anything else impotent like that.
My choices usually run among Tom, Tommy, Thomas, Dick, Richard, Harry, Harold, Dave, David, Bill, William, Will, Jack, John, Johnnie, Jonathan, James, Jamie, Charlie, Charles, Eric, Fred, Frederic, Freddie, Mark, Marcus, Mike, Michael, ...
Different every time. No dancer has ever said "Hey, last time, you said your name was [something else]!" to me ever.
I usually sign "Dave Thomas" in honor of the Wendy's hamburger chain founder.
@Rick, Shane Diesel eh? Those are some big...SHOES to fill.