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Comments by IfIGottaBeDamned (page 7)

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    3 years ago
    EndlessSummer
    All Year Long! šŸŒž
    Miss Heard
    Wow! Until this thread, I always thought the line in the Beach Boys' "Help Me Rhondaā€ was: "Well since she put me down, I've been goinā€™ out of my head." Which I suppose makes a reasonable amount of sense. Thank you @EastCoaster. Iā€™m going to be awake all night thinking about what other song lyrics Iā€™ve got screwed upā€¦
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    3 years ago
    drewcareypnw
    not the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
    Do you buy extras?
    Extras are a normal part of the ITC experience in some clubs in Baltimore, but by no means all clubs. I will occasionally do ITC extras. But these days, I prefer taking my time on clean hotel bed sheets rather than rushing things on a couch with a spotty cleaning schedule.
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    3 years ago
    Need insight on Baltimore clubs
    Iā€™ve never known dancers at the higher end clubs (Penthouse, Hustler, Gold Club) to offer fully nude private dances. Dancers usually keep their G-Strings on the the private rooms, especially if any grinding is going on. Full extras are, at most, rather rare in these clubs. McDougals dances are full nude, although she will often lay a satin scarf across your lap. Of course, in clubs where extras are more readily available, Iā€™m sure full nude dances could be negotiated.
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    3 years ago
    EndlessSummer
    All Year Long! šŸŒž
    Miss Heard
    Detouring to the younger folksā€™ music, thereā€™s Taylor Swiftā€™s infamous ā€˜Blank Spaceā€™. Most people hear ā€œgot a long list of Starbucks loversā€. When I first heard the song, I heard that too, but realized it didnā€™t much sense. I thought the lyrics were actually ā€œgot a long list of star crossed loversā€. I thought it was a throwback to her previous hit ā€˜Love Storyā€™ and itā€™s references to Romeo and Juliet. The actual lyrics are ā€œgot a long list of ex-loversā€œ.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    WTF?
    Yep, contact Founder. I also just rejected a large number of those submissions too.
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    3 years ago
    DogDoo
    My aim in life is to get drunk and bang a bunch of chicks
    Looking for strip club in West Virginia that's not upscale
    There is also Angels in Clarksburg, WV. A bit closer than Parkersburg. https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4122 Iā€™ve had fun there in several visits over the past few years. It wonā€™t be considered upscale unless youā€™re really into hunting cabin restroom decor.
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    3 years ago
    shadowcat
    Atlanta suburb
    Worst dance ever.
    @nicespice: Thank you for the best laugh Iā€™ve had all week!
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    3 years ago
    Cashman1234
    He/Him - Heā€™s a filthy pig. Thatā€™s him in VIP with another whore.
    If you post stripper photosā€¦
    My guess is that she might be reacting to a DM, possibly from ā€œSnazzynazzā€œ. I recall another thread that mentioned his sole activity on TUSCL is sending creepy, highly inappropriate messages to female TUSCL members. If that is the case, she should send a DM to Founder. In any event. Obviously the primary purpose of most dancers photo posts is to encourage guys to visit them in their clubs. Or possibly OTC in some cases. Sheā€™s certainly not helping her cause with her posts. SMH.
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    2021 strip club spending
    $300 every other week is automatically deposited into a bank account dedicated to my SC and OTC activities. Thatā€™s my budget.
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    3 years ago
    Do you miss a fav dancer pre covid? I do.
    I wish I had the opportunity to say goodbye and best wishes in person to two of my pre-Covid favs. (Not to mention a final VIP!). They were both starting to seriously look forward to the post-dancing lives when COVID hit. I heard from another dancer one fav found a guy and had a baby. The other is moving on with her career that she went to college for.
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    3 years ago
    Have You Ever Been Told That OTC Is Grounds For The Dancer To Get Fired?
    And then thereā€™s the extreme edge case where the dancer is drunk dialing / fighting with her significant other. And she is in no shape to drive herself home. So the manager says to me, in all seriousness: ā€œYouā€™d better take her back to your place.ā€
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    3 years ago
    Haven Place/Desire Baltimore 2-fer?
    Both Haven and Desire have their own parking lots. There is also street parking available on Haven St. if overflow is needed.. Haven Street is wide; Iā€™ve never had a problem with parking there. Iā€™ve also walked from Haven to Desire a couple of times without any problem.
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    3 years ago
    datinman
    Not in Kansas anymore
    The Real Danger in Listeria
    News Flash: Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.
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    3 years ago
    Ending '21, Clubs that didn't make it
    In the last couple of years, Maryland lost Players Club and Adore/El Dorado, but gained Body Shop and a re-opened Nightshift. So MD might have broken even. Although I am worried about Tonyā€™s. It had only been open Thursdays thur Sundays, but itā€™s been closed those days for the past couple of weeks. I donā€™t know if it is just a seasonal thing or something more permanent. No signs on the door. I stopped in a couple times in November and it seemed to be busy enough.
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    3 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition
    Whereā€™s that time machine / edit button?
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    3 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition
    @EndlessSummer: You are absolutely correct. It should be ā€œFive golden cock ringsā€.
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    3 years ago
    motorhead
    Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
    Lunchtime Poll: Best Place to Freshen Up
    My office building has a locker room (including shower) available 24x7. Used it many times pre-divorce & pre-COVID. Now days, home is completely convenient.
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    3 years ago
    Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity
    This happened last Friday. I thought it would be ok if I showed up at the club when both of my Current Favs were working. Damn! I was wrong! One Fav was cool. The other, not.
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    3 years ago
    rickdugan
    Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
    Stripper Moms who make the ultimate sacrifice
    A former fav signed parental rights over to her parents. She retained liberal visitation, but in the deal, the physically abusive, deadbeat sperm donor permanently signed away his rights. Her parents live in a nice suburban neighborhood with good schools. That was many years ago. She struggled with significant drug addiction back then. I havenā€™t seen her in a long time, but based on a recent brief local news article, I strongly suspect she is still struggling. Iā€™m sure the mother and child do love each other and she does what she is able to do for the child. But I am also certain the child is much better off in the custody of the stable grandparents.
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    3 years ago
    founder
    slip a dollar in her g-string for me
    A new site is coming soon...
    @Founder: I provided my credentials on the new site and then I was able to read my PMs. Please include filtering of the Photo section. I particularly donā€™t want to see photos posted by members on my ignore list.
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    3 years ago
    SirLapdancealot
    Knight of the Round Table Dance
    The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition
    "On the fifth day of XXXmas my stripper gave to me, five minute songs, four minutes of makeout, three private dances, two OTCs, and a lap dance in the VIP"
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    3 years ago
    Cash or Card
    Cash for the stripclubs. For everything else, thereā€™s Mastercard.
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    3 years ago
    NinaBambina
    Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
    OT: What fast food do you actually find good?
    +1 ChickFilA & +1 Five Guys (burgers only) For fast food soups, salads & sandwiches, my go to is Panera Bread. The food is pretty good. And especially pre COVID, I liked sitting in the restaurant and eating with real metal utensils. Itā€™s seems a minor thing, but it feels much more civilized. Iā€™m also starting those high temp pizza oven where they exclusively prepare individual size pizzas to your spec as higher-end fast food. Similar price point and only 3-4 minute longer wait. Seems to be a lot of small chains out there. I suspect there will be some consolidation in that particular market at some point.
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    3 years ago
    Jascoi
    mr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
    what have you spent on strippers?
    Post COVID and other changes in my life, I can see my spending rising to ~$800/month.