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3 years ago
Miss HeardWow! Until this thread, I always thought the line in the Beach Boys' "Help Me Rhondaā was:
"Well since she put me down, I've been goinā out of my head." Which I suppose makes a reasonable amount of sense.
Thank you @EastCoaster. Iām going to be awake all night thinking about what other song lyrics Iāve got screwed upā¦
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3 years ago
drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
Do you buy extras?Extras are a normal part of the ITC experience in some clubs in Baltimore, but by no means all clubs.
I will occasionally do ITC extras. But these days, I prefer taking my time on clean hotel bed sheets rather than rushing things on a couch with a spotty cleaning schedule.
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3 years ago
Need insight on Baltimore clubsIāve never known dancers at the higher end clubs (Penthouse, Hustler, Gold Club) to offer fully nude private dances. Dancers usually keep their G-Strings on the the private rooms, especially if any grinding is going on. Full extras are, at most, rather rare in these clubs.
McDougals dances are full nude, although she will often lay a satin scarf across your lap.
Of course, in clubs where extras are more readily available, Iām sure full nude dances could be negotiated.
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3 years ago
Miss HeardDetouring to the younger folksā music, thereās Taylor Swiftās infamous āBlank Spaceā.
Most people hear āgot a long list of Starbucks loversā.
When I first heard the song, I heard that too, but realized it didnāt much sense.
I thought the lyrics were actually āgot a long list of star crossed loversā.
I thought it was a throwback to her previous hit āLove Storyā and itās references to Romeo and Juliet.
The actual lyrics are āgot a long list of ex-loversā.
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3 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
WTF?Yep, contact Founder. I also just rejected a large number of those submissions too.
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3 years ago
DogDooMy aim in life is to get drunk and bang a bunch of chicks
Looking for strip club in West Virginia that's not upscaleThere is also Angels in Clarksburg, WV. A bit closer than Parkersburg. https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4122 Iāve had fun there in several visits over the past few years. It wonāt be considered upscale unless youāre really into hunting cabin restroom decor.
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3 years ago
Worst dance ever.@nicespice: Thank you for the best laugh Iāve had all week!
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3 years ago
Cashman1234He/Him - Heās a filthy pig. Thatās him in VIP with another whore.
If you post stripper photosā¦My guess is that she might be reacting to a DM, possibly from āSnazzynazzā. I recall another thread that mentioned his sole activity on TUSCL is sending creepy, highly inappropriate messages to female TUSCL members. If that is the case, she should send a DM to Founder.
In any event. Obviously the primary purpose of most dancers photo posts is to encourage guys to visit them in their clubs. Or possibly OTC in some cases. Sheās certainly not helping her cause with her posts. SMH.
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3 years ago
2021 strip club spending$300 every other week is automatically deposited into a bank account dedicated to my SC and OTC activities. Thatās my budget.
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3 years ago
Do you miss a fav dancer pre covid? I do.I wish I had the opportunity to say goodbye and best wishes in person to two of my pre-Covid favs. (Not to mention a final VIP!). They were both starting to seriously look forward to the post-dancing lives when COVID hit. I heard from another dancer one fav found a guy and had a baby. The other is moving on with her career that she went to college for.
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3 years ago
Have You Ever Been Told That OTC Is Grounds For The Dancer To Get Fired?And then thereās the extreme edge case where the dancer is drunk dialing / fighting with her significant other. And she is in no shape to drive herself home. So the manager says to me, in all seriousness: āYouād better take her back to your place.ā
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3 years ago
Haven Place/Desire Baltimore 2-fer?Both Haven and Desire have their own parking lots. There is also street parking available on Haven St. if overflow is needed.. Haven Street is wide; Iāve never had a problem with parking there. Iāve also walked from Haven to Desire a couple of times without any problem.
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3 years ago
The Real Danger in ListeriaNews Flash: Scientists are saying salads will be a thing of the past. Lettuce romaine calm.
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3 years ago
Ending '21, Clubs that didn't make itIn the last couple of years, Maryland lost Players Club and Adore/El Dorado, but gained Body Shop and a re-opened Nightshift. So MD might have broken even. Although I am worried about Tonyās. It had only been open Thursdays thur Sundays, but itās been closed those days for the past couple of weeks. I donāt know if it is just a seasonal thing or something more permanent. No signs on the door. I stopped in a couple times in November and it seemed to be busy enough.
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3 years ago
The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL EditionWhereās that time machine / edit button?
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3 years ago
The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition@EndlessSummer: You are absolutely correct. It should be āFive golden cock ringsā.
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3 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Lunchtime Poll: Best Place to Freshen UpMy office building has a locker room (including shower) available 24x7. Used it many times pre-divorce & pre-COVID. Now days, home is completely convenient.
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3 years ago
Undo a mistake or redo an opportunity This happened last Friday. I thought it would be ok if I showed up at the club when both of my Current Favs were working. Damn! I was wrong!
One Fav was cool. The other, not.
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3 years ago
rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Stripper Moms who make the ultimate sacrificeA former fav signed parental rights over to her parents. She retained liberal visitation, but in the deal, the physically abusive, deadbeat sperm donor permanently signed away his rights. Her parents live in a nice suburban neighborhood with good schools.
That was many years ago. She struggled with significant drug addiction back then. I havenāt seen her in a long time, but based on a recent brief local news article, I strongly suspect she is still struggling.
Iām sure the mother and child do love each other and she does what she is able to do for the child. But I am also certain the child is much better off in the custody of the stable grandparents.
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3 years ago
founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
A new site is coming soon...@Founder: I provided my credentials on the new site and then I was able to read my PMs.
Please include filtering of the Photo section. I particularly donāt want to see photos posted by members on my ignore list.
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3 years ago
The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition"On the fifth day of XXXmas my stripper gave to me,
five minute songs,
four minutes of makeout,
three private dances,
two OTCs,
and a lap dance in the VIP"
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3 years ago
Cash or CardCash for the stripclubs. For everything else, thereās Mastercard.
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3 years ago
OT: What fast food do you actually find good?+1 ChickFilA & +1 Five Guys (burgers only)
For fast food soups, salads & sandwiches, my go to is Panera Bread. The food is pretty good. And especially pre COVID, I liked sitting in the restaurant and eating with real metal utensils. Itās seems a minor thing, but it feels much more civilized.
Iām also starting those high temp pizza oven where they exclusively prepare individual size pizzas to your spec as higher-end fast food. Similar price point and only 3-4 minute longer wait. Seems to be a lot of small chains out there. I suspect there will be some consolidation in that particular market at some point.
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3 years ago
Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
what have you spent on strippers?Post COVID and other changes in my life, I can see my spending rising to ~$800/month.