The Twelve Days of XXXmas - TUSCL Edition

Ok it's time for a team effort here, the idea is to post various versions of the Twelve Days of Christmas, TUSCL style.

So as not to get confusing, here are some simple ground rules.

1) Make a stand-alone post of the song itself, but make it a TUSCL parody version related to strippers.

2) Do NOT continue with creating another day. Please allow your fellow TUSCL brothers and strippers to come up with the next day or days. Chime in later after a few days have been posted.

3) Multiple posts of the same day coming in at the same time are OK, as we will be creating multiple versions of the same song. The key to this is, for your post, please repost the earlier days posted before yours, so as to keep one single version going in that particular post.

4) If multiple people post the same day at the same time, that's OK. It will just end up being another version of the song that can run in parallel with other versions. But as long as 3) above is maintained as a rule, we can have a stand alone song in one post.

5) Put the verse in quotes and also the previous days that you are adding to. Again post the continuation of the song as a stand-alone version.

Next post I will start with the first day. Try not to fuck up my rules.