Looking for strip club in West Virginia that's not upscale
DogDoo
My aim in life is to get drunk and bang a bunch of chicks
The ones in Bunker Hill have become way too upscale for me. I got a tip that there are some good ones out by Parkersburg but I'd like to get a solid recommendation or two before driving 5 hours out there (PS would also consider western MD or western part of Va but never heard of anything out that way), thanks in advance
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They have a troll in the outhouse and the strippers are only missing 4 teeth.
I also remember a club called JB's in WV but I don't remember what town it was in. Extras were definitely available but talent was hit or miss.
here’s what i’m trying to replicate:
back in ‘91 i was in martinsburg before the government workers started moving out there and gentrifying it.
i saw this shack/house on the side of the road with a makeshift sign indicating it was a strip club.
i went in, there were 2-3 dudes and two girls working there. The girls had bikini bottoms on.
the one girl , not a seasoned/trained stripper, could have been just a local girl around the block, she approached me after maybe 10 minutes there, i tipped her, she grabbed my hand and put it down her pants, had a nice soft bush (i’m pretty insistent on the bush)
we’ll fast forward 30 years and i have an extra room collecting dust, there must be a young girl in wv that needs a roof over her head who may barely be surviving at a strip club
I hope Endless Summer won’t hold this post against me, cause I love her.
Upscale club in West Virginia is the where four strippers share one set of teeth
Which reminds me the toothbrush was invented there, if it had been invented anyplace else it would have been called the teethbrush,
Nope, you wanna be Sultan with a Dick. Just get really wasted before you go to the club. I recommend a vodka-soaked tampon in the ass. Supplements the drivin’ whiskey. Get yourself in an alcoholic haze and I guarantee you won’t care ‘bout upscale vs downscale. ROAR!!!
SJG
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcdWa3m6…
Lust DID just get a shiny new makeover, but do any guys go to a club for the lights and decor?
Anyway, I digress...
I was gonna suggest Foxy Lady in Bunker Hill, but a quick search shows them as closed. If you wanna see how accurately it would have fit the description of what's desired, check out their FB page. Absolute perfection! 😁https://m.facebook.com/1527447234143660/
I guess I'd say to try Elysium (also in Inwood) if you don't mind BYOB and going super late- I belive it's an after hours club.
There's also a place in Mathias called Paradise City that also seems like it might fit the bill. I've never been, but I've heard first hand stories about it that make it sound about right. 🤷🏼♀️ Also, I think they're only open on the weekends.
Good luck in your endeavors to domestic a WV stripper! 🤪
@25 You know I love all the hillbilly jokes! Lay 'em on me anytime!! 😉😘🔆
(Vixens was the club in Inwood that was comparable to Lust but is now closed.)
But then I also realized you're basically recommending my club to the OP, so I guess that's nice of you? 🤷🏼♀️
I also see from your last review of it, that you didn't seem to find anyone at Lust that made your visit enjoyable enough to outweigh any of your perceived negatives, and I thought, "that's too bad." If you're ever interested in some of that flirty banter, come hang out for a bit on one of my shifts... maybe stop off at another watering hole first so you don't have to spend as much on quenching that thirst. 😉😘💋🔆
I’ve had a good night here and there over the years in WV clubs (especially the clubs near Mountaineer Casino when it first opened the casino) but the times where I walked into a club in WV, and turned around and walked out far outweigh those good nights.
LOL shailynn. I've been at a loss as to how to respond to the "distinguished" label. I'm as meat 'n potatoes as they come. Sure I've been in some of the most beautiful and well appointed clubs in the country (Cheetah in Atlanta, Lodge in Dallas, Sapphire in NYC, Delilah in Philly, multiple gorgeous Vegas clubs, several Spearmint Rhinos, etc.), but honestly I much prefer a dive in a small southern city to almost any of them.
The problem I have with Club Lust is that its pretensions far exceed its execution. It's a semi-dive with delusions of grandeur, tourist trap pricing included. I drive up and park in a dirt parking lot, walk into a building that from the outside looks like a large shack, but then get shaken down like I just entered the Taj Mahal. Basically it's a WV strip club experience with an NYC bar tab.
But again, if anyone could change my view of the place I'm sure it's Endless. 😉
First of all, I'm flattered by such high praise from two distinguished and undistinguished, world travelers and experienced mongers! Maybe even blushin' a little...😊
I know that Lust doesn't compare to some of the more illustrious establishments you two have visited, but it's also nowhere near the bottom of the barrel.
I just think it might be nice to view it through the eyes of a regular without putting in the time, effort, and money typically required to become one. That way, it doesn't feel like just another club in your travels because you don't feel like just another anonymous guy walking through the door (unless you prefer the anonymous guy treatment- and in that case, never mind cuz you don't need me then). 😜
I don't know that I'd change your mind about the place, but at least for that visit, you'd feel like the king of it! 😘
Sometimes those hole in the wall shacks are low class gems.
Working under the assumption that that place is long gone, anything around that resembles it, even slightly?
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7676…
SJG
Cinnamon dances there:
https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=675981
Angels Gentleman's Club
1424 E Pike St
Clarksburg, WV 26301
https://tuscl.net/listing.php?id=4122
SJG