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12 years ago
grape dranklol
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12 years ago
prison time"I can name several that I'd love to see in the slammer, including one special one! LOL"
Slammer, prisons, CAMPS...it's all the same to you, right? As long as the ones you dislike are CONCENTRATED into one place, right? BTW, do you know that I'm dating a nice Jewish girl? She's quite beautiful, Alucard.
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12 years ago
Step up the KA-ray-ZEE game DJscud-dudeWhy, Alucard? So you can have them "terminated"?
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12 years ago
I love reading the discussions on here before I go to workShow one of your bewbs.
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12 years ago
Best Strip Club VisitCARMEN ELEKTRA?! Such a beautiful thing.
Lopaw, *Slow Clap*
My best visit was probably my first. It was hosted by Uncle Luke, so yeah... I remember the twins. Two tall, athletic, gorgeous twins with perfect bodies. They smelled AMAZING and had this beautiful energy. The dances were phenomenal, and 2 for 1. One had her beautiful tits in my face and her erect nipples in my mouth, while the other did this thing where she grabbed Jr. with her ass cheeks and massaged him WITH HER ASS CHEEKS, no hands.
I remember being lost in the moment, and feeling like the three of us were the only ones in the club even though it was packed to capacity. I then understood what T-Pain felt when he wrote this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs
Those two girls were on my mind for the longest. But, they were unicorns, never to be seen again...
Because I never went back to the club! BOOM! $50 entry fee & $20 dances? Who the fuck?!
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12 years ago
Sneaky stuff this isWow, I have a long way to go. Happy B-Day, VM!
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12 years ago
ATF asks me to bring condoms for her friend.*Dick Wave*
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12 years ago
job lossLOL
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12 years ago
Passive vs AgressiveWhat gmd and sclvr said.
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12 years ago
OMG...I HAD THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE!!You're right, Sexygirl. We can be assholes sometimes. I recommend StripperWeb.com. They would greatly appreciate you sharing your experience with them.
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12 years ago
Trannys, REALLYReally, gmd? It didn't even gross you out a little bit?!
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12 years ago
OMG...I HAD THE BEST ORGASM OF MY LIFE!!If I tell you will you allow me to show you how good it works by letting me HAVE THE BEST ORGASM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS?
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12 years ago
Strip club entry deniedI don't go to "Gentleman's Clubs". I go to Titty Bars (featuring Asses & Vaginas).
I don't dress nice for the TB's. I wear THE UNIFORM (like Doug & Shadow described)!
I don't get denied. ACCESS is always GRANTED (in more ways than 2).
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12 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
A picture is worth 1000 wordsLMFAO
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12 years ago
Trannys, REALLYMANNN, It's so hard to tell with the Asians!
BTW, is it gay, you know, tranny sex?
I dare one of you guys to go watch a tranny vid on one of the tube sites, then come back and give a full report on what it made you feel!
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12 years ago
Jealous PL Murders Stripper, a Mother of Five+1 What motorhead said.
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12 years ago
Turns out you can get too cool with a stripper to ask for OTCMaybe the bruises come from rough sex. The sex that she can't get enough of. The sex that's so good she doesn't want sex from anyone else, not even if they're paying. The sex you probably wouldn't have gotten even if you asked her early on. The sex.
But always remember: Those who hesitate masturbate.
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12 years ago
DFK in VIPI rather her DFK my DICK.
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12 years ago
To the strip club I went.^^^Correction: looking for those tits, you are not.
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12 years ago
Stripper Boyfriends - Losers, Pimps, Drug Dealers, Cuckholds*dick wave*
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12 years ago
What happened to all the reviews today?Even weirder: Alucard actually made me laugh today. Not at him, but with him... ( *_*) (*_* ) ( *_*) smh?
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12 years ago
MIght sound chessy But i\ts a good topic. Attractive Male patrons vs Average Joe¿qué demonios?
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12 years ago
counting dances...I thought everyone kept count. There have only been a couple girls I got more than four dances at a time from, and they both lost count and told me to pay whatever I felt I should. I liked those girls.
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12 years ago
I love you AlucardLMAO That wasn't too much was it?
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12 years ago
I love you Alucard"WE ALL know you DON'T believe in the privacy of the PM, something reasonable and sane people do believe in."
Are YOU calling ME reasonable AND sane, aLucARD?!
tittyfag, if you and dalex are gay that would explain why Alucard (aka Adolf) hates you. The fuhrer has a long list of dislikes and The Gays are high up on that list. He has this GRAND PLAN to "moderate" (exterminate) all the "infected slime" (impure) TUSCL'ers. He wants to lead a new REICH.