Comments by staxwell (page 8)

lol

"I can name several that I'd love to see in the slammer, including one special one! LOL" Slammer, prisons, CAMPS...it's all the same to you, right? As long as the ones you dislike are CONCENTRATED into one place, right? BTW, do you know that I'm dating a nice Jewish girl? She's quite beautiful, Alucard.

Why, Alucard? So you can have them "terminated"?

Show one of your bewbs.

CARMEN ELEKTRA?! Such a beautiful thing. Lopaw, *Slow Clap* My best visit was probably my first. It was hosted by Uncle Luke, so yeah... I remember the twins. Two tall, athletic, gorgeous twins with perfect bodies. They smelled AMAZING and had this beautiful energy. The dances were phenomenal, and 2 for 1. One had her beautiful tits in my face and her erect nipples in my mouth, while the other did this thing where she grabbed Jr. with her ass cheeks and massaged him WITH HER ASS CHEEKS, no hands. I remember being lost in the moment, and feeling like the three of us were the only ones in the club even though it was packed to capacity. I then understood what T-Pain felt when he wrote this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKcr5vkOxNs Those two girls were on my mind for the longest. But, they were unicorns, never to be seen again... Because I never went back to the club! BOOM! $50 entry fee & $20 dances? Who the fuck?!

Wow, I have a long way to go. Happy B-Day, VM!

*Dick Wave*

LOL

What gmd and sclvr said.

You're right, Sexygirl. We can be assholes sometimes. I recommend StripperWeb.com. They would greatly appreciate you sharing your experience with them.

Really, gmd? It didn't even gross you out a little bit?!

If I tell you will you allow me to show you how good it works by letting me HAVE THE BEST ORGASM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS?

I don't go to "Gentleman's Clubs". I go to Titty Bars (featuring Asses & Vaginas). I don't dress nice for the TB's. I wear THE UNIFORM (like Doug & Shadow described)! I don't get denied. ACCESS is always GRANTED (in more ways than 2).

LMFAO

MANNN, It's so hard to tell with the Asians! BTW, is it gay, you know, tranny sex? I dare one of you guys to go watch a tranny vid on one of the tube sites, then come back and give a full report on what it made you feel!

+1 What motorhead said.

Maybe the bruises come from rough sex. The sex that she can't get enough of. The sex that's so good she doesn't want sex from anyone else, not even if they're paying. The sex you probably wouldn't have gotten even if you asked her early on. The sex. But always remember: Those who hesitate masturbate.

I rather her DFK my DICK.

^^^Correction: looking for those tits, you are not.

*dick wave*

Even weirder: Alucard actually made me laugh today. Not at him, but with him... ( *_*) (*_* ) ( *_*) smh?

¿qué demonios?

I thought everyone kept count. There have only been a couple girls I got more than four dances at a time from, and they both lost count and told me to pay whatever I felt I should. I liked those girls.

LMAO That wasn't too much was it?

"WE ALL know you DON'T believe in the privacy of the PM, something reasonable and sane people do believe in." Are YOU calling ME reasonable AND sane, aLucARD?! tittyfag, if you and dalex are gay that would explain why Alucard (aka Adolf) hates you. The fuhrer has a long list of dislikes and The Gays are high up on that list. He has this GRAND PLAN to "moderate" (exterminate) all the "infected slime" (impure) TUSCL'ers. He wants to lead a new REICH.