Trannys, REALLY

When in doubt, give it the old Crocodile Dundee test!

I had one pointed out to me in the Columbia Platinum Plus on my last visit a few weeks ago. Two of the dancers went to high school with him(?)

I assume they wouldn't let a tranny who still had the candy work at PP. Definitely need a room with a door for whipping that out in from of a select audience.

I had have my share of trannies that look better than real women.

Jayjay I hope you mean seen and not had.

Look, I'm from a small southern town and have to drive an hour to just get to a dive. Now I have to watch out for Adams apples and dick that's being tucked back. Damn will I ever get to relax?

NEVER heard about a transsexual working in any club I've visited in the last 20 yrs. I would not waste energy worrying about it toysales.

They're out there. I've spotted some that were suspect. It's the reason I'm wary of Asians with boltons.

I saw an asian with bolt ons once in a club that had a very deep voice. Scary

OP- If it makes you feel better, I read that the incidence of transexualism in male population is 1 in 10000. In all my clubbing, I've only been "aware" of 2. In 1 case, "shim" was actually amoung the top 3 hottest looking dancers in medium sized Indy club back in the 90's. Two seperate former dancers clued me in, I had to look real hard for Adams apple, and voice was slightly deeper than average, but not enough to seet off alarms. In 2nd case, in a COI club, "shim" was freaky looking and had an obvious deep voice. No thanks. I've seen 2 other "maybes", that I passed on even stage tipping (both taller than average, with suspect hand shape/size.

Still, between Pink Site stories of trannies in some Vegas clubs, and some Bangkok stories, I try not to get too deep "beer goggles".

I hate it when the stripper has a big dick.

Yes, there are transexuals who work at strip clubs. Of course, most are smart enough to work at topless clubs.That way they're not required to show pussy.Personally i have seen 10 transexuals in 10 years at the topless strip clubs.Actually most of them would be post-op.So the grab test would not be effective. It is hard to tell unless, you look real closely, listen to the voice,and notice the manly-like features. And.,yes i did get fooled one time on a lap dance. you see, its dark in the club . i did some lap dancers and red flags started to go off, like this girl is a little too muscular i played that shit off cool.

Glad I usually turn down dancers with fake tits – should reduce my chances of landing a tranny

MANNN, It's so hard to tell with the Asians!

BTW, is it gay, you know, tranny sex?

I dare one of you guys to go watch a tranny vid on one of the tube sites, then come back and give a full report on what it made you feel!

@staxwell: It didn't make me feel anything.

Really, gmd? It didn't even gross you out a little bit?!

Nope. Not interesting. Not disgusting.

Singapore is the world capital of tranny strippers. There is a separate district for tranny strip clubs and whorehouses. They even have an annual beauty contest.