Comments by staxwell (page 7)

The old guy with the all access pass hanging from his neck, and the T-shirt that says "I'm A VIP Player!", sharing wallet sized photos of every girl his payed for sex, and passing out cards from all the "secret players clubs" he's a part of. Guess who? The guy in the corner slapping his limp dick around and yelling "wake up damn it!". Guess who? (sorry, dalex) The skinny old guy wearing a red wig, and a trench coat? Under the coat he's wearing a small shirt that says "If you DRINK you're a terrible person. But I'm not judging.". Guess who? Pale sun deprived guy with puffy red eyes, complaining to the strippers how dark, bleak and dreary the world is in general and muttering "fuck this. fuck that. fuckin' fuck everything!", wearing all black with a long black trench coat and black eye-liner. Guess who?

This is like the end of Scream.

Or maybe it's Founder... Or maybe it's me... Holy shit, maybe I'm Alucard... No one knows.

lol I don't think it's Dougster. I still believe Alucard is behind a lot of the troll accounts. Even his main account is a troll account, he just happens to do all his reviews and the majority of his posting from it. Alucard is working all of us. He even hints at it in his post above: "Not 100% of the time." -50% of the time he's Alucard. -20% Tittyfag -30% all other accounts. Think about it: why would anyone want to create multiple accounts? To piss people off as much as possible, that's why. Why? Because it's the only way he's gonna get support from the "fellowship" in his efforts to get a moderator. Alucard is king troll. Just look at the reputation he's garnered as of late: -Racist -Elitist -Pedophile -Dictator -Supremacist The guy's a class A sociopath. He's constantly baiting us in to arguments for his own amusement. He finds sick pleasure in "poking the caged bear" by PM'ing members who can't respond since he has them on ignore. I wouldn't be even a little surprised if he created the alias txtittyfag for his own sick amusement, or for his Machiavellian agenda.

This. Is. Awesome.

Lol I met a girl whose real name was Venereal, but it was spelled Vanerial.

"IF IT LOOKS LIKE A DUCK, AND IT SMELLS LIKE A DUCK, WHAT IS IT???" Dinner in China.

Abso-fucking-lutely! Obviously Alucard doesn't have much experience here.

I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts!!! Good thread, zip!

ALL valid points! Papi, that is a good site. It's funny you mention it in this thread, because that's usually how all my trips to Follies end up starting: I see a video of a wshh model, then get the urge to go. Shadow, I actually haven't been there in a while. Are the lap dances still...you know, like Follies lap dances? Alucard, I'll keep that in mind.

Charlie-Lima-Uniform-Bravo-Bravo-Echo-Romeo Pussy-Ass-Bitch-Lady-Ovaries

Doug, I don't know, that would be a fun thread though!

The list of people ignoring me is growing. A couple of them are justified. lol

I prefer the red pills. I get mine from a large bald man wearing a black trench coat and round black shades. He always looks so serious...

Nope, not yet. "But I have had a dancer buy me a soft drink." :)

All praise to The Shadowcat!

The internet: connecting people by disconnecting them.

:)

Lol

Dougster, exactly. GoVikes, I wish I was making that much right now.

When I say "Buuuutttt" I mean "BUUUUTTTT". And would it be "witty" if I called you "Fart Dijester" instead of "Fart eater"? ;)

You're right, jester what was I thinking? SMH I'm not 12. You know that. Buuuutttt...lol You need to AddreSS the other thing...I'm ASSking you: are you a guy or a girl? Besides, don't act like you don't know the history BEHIND "Fart eater". That's what makes it so funny.

Oh, attacking me for agreeing with Dougster. Cause you haven't done that 100 times already... And what makes you think that was a gay joke? I've always thought you were really a girl posting as a guy. The only reason you being a guy isn't suspicious to some of the posters is the same reason many of them believe every screen name purporting to be a woman is actually a female, they want it to be true. If you wanna do this we can do it, fart eater. But let's not flame out another thread.

"Now perhaps I'm wrong and he's a Brad Pitt lookalike with a John Holmes size penis OR his "not high paying" job is that of coke dealer." Is that what you look for in a guy, jester? Is that what it says on your OK Cupid profile: "Must look like Brad Pitt and have a cock like John Holmes. Or be a small time Coke Dealer."? We're the same age, ranukam, and that's a question I've asked myself before. The last time I got ITC I left thinking "what am I doing here?". At the end of the day it's all just for fun. I don't think of it as anything else. Sometimes I'll shoot hoops, or chill with friends, or go to the SC, or whatever I feel like doing for fun at that moment. As far as effortless sex goes: sometimes it doesn't even require crazy game. It's right place, right time. Being that he's there once a week, it wouldn't be so crazy for him to have those kind of numbers. The problem with some guys is this kind of thing is so far out of their reality that they couldn't even imagine scoring like that. So they don't.

Damn it! Alucard made me laugh again...