Comments by staxwell (page 6)

Got ass? Post or PM an ass pic and I'll let you know.

No problem. They just accepted my review in less than 10 minutes.

I'm not an A.H., I'm a REAL M****. There's a difference.

Don't be an A.H., Alucard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkQt1_OEvrM

Civi: 29. Stripper: I don't know, but her face looked old as shit in the day light.

@joe, yep, that's why I mess with him about it every now and then.

"The BF will never own that pussy, as there are gays like me who will pay her money to be their mistress or whore." LMAO

^^^

"I have always wondered what kind of fuck Kendra would be...." I thought this was gonna segue into a story about you fucking Kendra Wilkinson. That would've been a well deserved dick-wave.

I think your use of "ATF" is limp, dalex... Like your...nevermind. Lol sorry, dalex.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=16738 Another fun thread!^^^

This was fun: https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=21287 Off top, my favorites would probably be: - Some of the juice threads. - The threads where Alucard freaked out over PM's made public, & personal attacks. - The threads where the thing with Troop & Doc blew up. - The threads with the epic Dougster vs RickDugan wars. - Silky Pants threads. - Bella threads.

"Wouldn't surprise me if it were true." Don't be condescending. This is an open forum. Let's be nice. I'm a pusherman.

Sorry, zip! One more: "True, I am now, but your mom was the reason I switched from AC to DC, HAH" That's weird, she seems to think she shook you all night long...in a good way. She also says you came like a fire hose. As you know, she's an honest woman (being a nun and all), which leads me to believe that you tittyfag are no fag at all! You dirty HETERO!

"but doesn't "magot" have to "g"'s?" I was being sarcastic, but I think magot actually is used as another name for the tailless ape; which is something I can honestly see being in Alucards arsenal of insults. "BTW sacxfell should know maggots well since his mom's pussy is infested with them..." Lol damn it, how do you know about her pussy?! I always thought you were more of a dick guy...you know...your main source of protein...lol

"magot" This sounds about right.

024. 420 in Stoner years.

"Almost the whole inverse of alutard's "hate list"..." ^^^This. "REAL M****" LMAO somebody has to know what the "M****" means?

I can't wait to game the hipster girls who are out smoking just because it's 4/20. All you have to do is invite them to smoke. Easy game.

Yep, it was her real name. She had amazing weed.

"Just try it fool. I'll outlast you as your patience will wear down & you'll get bored." LMAO Alucard has completely lost it. "Yes, you are definitely out of touch with reality." Never go full "retard", Alucard. Never.

Please stop, Alucard. No more...please.

Fucking ROB's!

Points for looking at the glossary before posting.