Comments by staxwell (page 5)

"If you don't believe in Atlanta...Imma smack you upside the head with a titty." -Blondie LMAO Gold!

Cool story bro.

Ha! I've been getting messages from Adriana every week for months. I'M the special one...lol

Alucard: "4. Sir you know absolutely NOTHING about me. It is all terrible guesswork, totally out in left field" For those who didn't know: Alucard: "I'm a 58.8925 yr old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course ideally → absolutely SCORCHING HOT 8+ {in terms of Looks & Body & Personality} Adult Spinner Dancers who have NO GAG reflex & provide EXPERT "Wet & Crazy Wild" "NO Hands" Deep Throat BBBJCIMWS for as long as possible and HOT Intercourse and PASSIONATE Deep French Kissing!! Especially if they are sharp & intelligent & confident & enthusiastically into SATISFYING me TOTALLY. And also have long flowing curly Red Hair, no piercings [Except Earrings] & no tattoos, when I can find one! Uninvited Blondes & KK need NOT apply. ----------EXTRA SPECIAL POST SCRIPTUM: ***What you read is what you get regarding me*** ... Besides being a VERY Disliked & often HATED Patron Saint & TUSCL's resident White Knight. [Someone NEEDS to be, to Stand Up for all those set upon by the Evil Vile ATTACK Dogs - (You ALL know who they ARE!)] I'm also VERY Flawed and quite far from being Perfect [Something VERY few, if any members here would dare to admit, their MASSIVE & ARROGANT EGOS simply wouldn't permit such a HONEST admission] besides being VERY, VERY, VERY strongly Opinionated, sometimes very feisty & very confrontational, but usually & typically rational & unafraid to express my opinions whether other people & some fellow TUSCL members like my opinions or NOT! And some REALLY, REALLY do HATE my opinions based on the replies and ATTACKS on said opinions & upon me PERSONALLY!! And that is just TOO damned FUCKING BAD! I will NOT stop expressing my opinions, EVER!!! Just get used to it and accept the FACT. I'll stand completely alone if necessary! ;))"

Alucard is my #2 favorite though. He's trolling hard these days.

Juice!!!

What happened to TENIS?! Him and Alucard made a great team.

"Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have genitals?" It rises in the oven.

Mikehunt The Wet

Juice, you win! Vote me moderator and I'll make this the greatest forum in the history of the internet! Founder, make me partner and I'll take this thing to Google heights!

This is seriously one of the deeper topics we've had in a while. I don't see what the problem is. It's good that we can come here and discuss things like the latest trends in fashion & dance, and the behavior of gay men. Now THAT'S cool !!!!

You're so cool, jeri!

I bet Alucard's face after he clicked the link was priceless!

Nice, Mikeya! lol

Tennessee!

Alucard: "I love it when people think they KNOW ABSOLUTELY everything about everything. Time will deal with them too." ^^^^^^ Alucard: "This is 1 PRIME reason among many, for repealing the 2nd Amendment and redoing ALL GUN laws."

I saw this one coming after you mentioned "fucktards" in the tattoo thread. It's become a trigger word for him. He'll take offense no matter how indirect.

"I have my own idea of FUN. You're NOT even in the ballpark." ;)

"You're the fucktard, S****t." LMAO he's great. "S****t"...lol

"On the other hand Staxwell, I think you may actually be a complete fucking moron." I agree.

"Okay, jester214, are you a girl?" Not the first time this has been asked. "Haha! Jestie and jerikoffson hate each other. Gonna be a clash of the passive-aggressive titans!" LOL "I know & have known many women in their mid to late 30's and OLDER who are VERY beautiful women." You never REALLY know strippers... "@alucard - it was a joke concerning how a lot of people like the barely legal set, I think we just misunderstood each other." You should've just ignored him. When he's being ignored he has nothing, and you get posts like his 2nd-8th post where he was desperately trying to get someone to acknowledge him.

"Great music/songs will always be great music/songs" Truer words have never been spoken on this board. "I LOVE the Doors! Your son rocks! I've eaten more than my fair share of mushrooms playing the Doors in candlelit rooms. I should've been born decades ago. The Doors, Johnny Cash, Marvin Gaye. The sixties-early seventies were amazing. I understand that nostalgia plays a big part but, damn. I love my early 90's gangster rap, alternative, and shit-kicking country but the late sixties were America." I LOVE mushrooms! Zeppelin is my life! This girl gave me a BJ while I did an acoustic cover of Hotel California for her. Such an intimate moment.

I have ink. So it doesn't bother me. Just no face tats. I'm also starting to like implants too as long as they don't have that vacuum seal plastic blag look that some girls end up with.

LOL

"That is a PRETTY weak excuse for keeping the Thug attracting music around." PRETTY sure it's the BITCHES attracting them. Thugs don't say "Oh man, let's go to Follies where we can listen to all the latest rap jams!". You can take my word for it...being a thug myself.