Comments by umissedaspot (page 5)

When you can no longer fog up a mirror, you're too old.

Add up the numbers in parentheses and they equal the total number of reviews for the club. Apparently, a 9 or 10 rating is counted as "Excellent". A 7 or 8 is "Very Good". And so on. So, where they come from is all the free time Founder has for making statistical salad.

Who cares if anyone thinks it's PLish? Most people think that going to strip clubs is PLish. If you enjoy giving massages, do it. If you don't enjoy it, then don't give them bitches no massages. To not do it because of what somebody else thinks is about as PLish as you can get.

Wrong again, dumbass. I posted links last month to where you admitted to being your other aliases and where you fucked up and got caught posting under the wrong alias. It's no use pretending.

ROTFL at the troll preaching about "truthfulness" and "facts" when everything he posts on this board is a glaring lie. For starters, he argues as though his post count is equal to only those attached to his current nickname. As though all his other nicknames and sock puppets (txtittyfag, etc) represent real, separate people. LOL! This loser has been trolling this board since at least 2004, and no post count can accurately reflect how much of his pathetic life he's pissed away here, because it can't include all the past nicknames (bobbyl, davids, cliffbar, etc.) that got him banned and deleted by Founder. Nice try, creep.

^Of course, I agree there is delusion by the truckload on SW. Didn't mean to imply there wasn't. Also, I'm sure, heaps of animosity towards the kind of views that prevail on TUSCL. None of that makes SW any less revealing and helpful to read.

I don't post on SW but the discussions provide invaluable insights and perspective. I believe that the animosity shown here is explained by cognitive dissonance. It's tough to have your fantasy shattered. PLs hate SW for the same reason Dick Cheney used to insist on having his hotel's TV pre-tuned to Fox News.

"The mission of this command has been completed." That's what she said.

I've never been in a club where anybody but the dancer and I kept track. It would seem so weird I can't see how I could enjoy the dances.

Usually: 12] body attributes (hers or yours) Sometimes: 1] sit silently 2] talk of you past clubbing experiences, pretend to be a novice or somewhere between 3] her past club experiences 10] other girls working at the club, club patrons or club staff 13] impress her with your BS Never if I can help it: 4] talk about out wife and kids, ex-wife and kids or lack there of (your family if any) 5] her family (kids etc.) 6] her or her career outside of the club (they usually have one even if is fiction) 7] your work truthfully (most ask) or do you make up your work 8] the weather 9] food, books, television, movies, broadway musicals Never ever: 14] begin negotiations immediately

Have you considered Priceline?

If it's just conversation and no groping, I'll usually cut it short and send her away without getting a dance.

I'd think twice about fingering the free buffet.

ROTFL!!! Three minutes pass parked at his basement keyboard without any virtual attention and Dougster/txtittyfag spazzes. What a loser. Don't wet yourself, weirdo.

^Too lame to respond to. Go play for attention from your other dozens of unrequited man crushes.

Oh, no! Not another witty dis from the board's cross-dressing fruitcake. Please take it easy on me, you sick fuck. Think about getting out of your mother's basement and visiting a club yourself instead of posting any more of your fake bullshit non-reviews, txtittyfag/Dougster/etc.

I tipped a stripper a buck at the stage and told her I'd give her a Tic Tac if she let me fuck her. She told me she never does it for less than $1 plus two Tic Tacs. Irrational bimbo.

Hate all those reviews that are just a few lines followed by "Join for more..." Hell, if I wanted spam I'd drive to Kroger.

Nice try, loser. Conjecture? That's a laugh. It's plain to see you've been camped out here for at least NINE YEARS of your miserable life, posting creepy "conversations" with your alter egos obsessing about other members. Shouldn't you be upstairs wearing your mother's dress like Norman Bates? Fuckin' creep.

I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I'm going to make a sandwich. Therefore, until I've finished eating it, I shall retire from this board and from strip clubs. It's been an experience. You will be missed.

"Also, veteran members correct me if I'm wrong, but I looked at some TUSCL history and it looks like this is not the first time Dougster's did this. I guess most people believed he was the alias Bobbyl (I hope I'm spelling that right) a few years ago." A little searching turns up a long series of exposed or admitted alter egos. Creepy... Dec. 2008: "Oops, BobbyI just admitted to being Dougster!" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=9486 Aug. 2008: "Who is Bobbyl? I just put it together" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=8996 Apr. 2006: "ClifBar/davids, first of all, stick with a single name" https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=2066#comment29945

All I ever got was please don't post my name on the internet.

Senior League hot maybe. Most of them have been notties for 10 years.

If you have to ask, of course you're a stalker. So what. Anybody who doesn't at least google a ho's phone number needs to act a little more like Hinkley. I just stop short of looking at boner-wrecking family pics if I can help it. Or, like, shooting anybody with Secret Service around.

Cool. Never thought I'd envy premature ejaculators. It's like having a 4-for-1 coupon between your legs.