Something the World has Never Seen Before

12/7/2012 3:34:29 AM

Yesterday I saw something the world has never seen before. No, it was not a smart blonde or a sober Irishman or a white Anglo-Saxon who can dance. It was a stripper who would not take as much money as was offered.

This is the story. After a long day in the mines of Mordor, I stopped in the strip club on my way home. On stage I saw a dancer with a beautiful face, large rack, thin waist, and shapely ass. I considered her a 9 or maybe even a 10 if she had been blonde. I tipped her, and she soon joined me at my table. She said she was 25 and had been dancing at various clubs for 6 years. I bought her a drink and then we went upstairs to the private booths for some dances.

The dancer immediately removed both top and bottom, and straddled me. I nibbled on her tits and rubbed her pussy, pushing my finger in when she got wet. One thing led to another, and soon she was down on her knees sucking. She gave me the best blow job I've ever had. After I had finished, she licked my balls and dick for a couple minutes.

We had not discussed the price in advance, but I was so pleased that I gave her $300. She refused and would take only $200 for her services.

Has anyone else ever heard of a stripper who would not take as much as was offered?

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Clubber

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12 years ago

So was she a 9 or 10? I figure if she swallowed, then 10. :)

3LeggedMan

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12 years ago

Strip club in Mordor? One can only assume that the money is irrelevant. She was there to collect your seed for a new line of Orcs.

Jackmd

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12 years ago

Is this the truth?

harrydave

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12 years ago

Something similar happened to me in a club in Kokomo (not the Hip Hugger). I went into VIP with a very friendly MILF. For 3 songs, just lap dances, with a slow escalation in the contact. Another girl and guy finish up and leave. My girl shifts us to another spot, which gives her a view of the entrance to VIP. She slips aside her thong and we go at it. 2 songs later we are done and cleaned up. Dances would normally be $10, and we were in there for maybe 6. I give her a $100 note and a $20. She comes back to me 5 minutes later out in the club and wants to make sure I didn't giver her the $100 by mistake.

mikeya02

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12 years ago

Spent $140 on a girl I knew but had never had dances with before. She then gave me $40 back to have dances with her friend who wasn't making any money.

Lone_Wolf

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12 years ago

Marriage material.

Tiredtraveler

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12 years ago

Never had one give money back.

vincemichaels

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12 years ago

Yes, it doesn't happen often, but it is a pleasant change from the norm.

stenton1

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12 years ago

I never got money back, but I had one meet me for lunch, her treat , the next day. Then she gave me a HJ in the car afterwards, and refused my money. It's like a daily soap opera, they're all different.

Revo

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12 years ago

I had a somewhat related experience. It was several years ago. Long before I really knew what I was doing in SC world. Not that I am an expert now.

Anyway I was at one of the best; Mons. And I had this regular that was really good at her craft. We had connected very well and I could tell she was definitely into me as I was into her. Beautiful long very straight dark hair and eyes. American with a rock hard body. I had been seeing her regular for a few months. About 6 times or so. And she even had met me at my hotel once for OTC.

One day I was in the club and she had did about $200 worth of dances and it was time for me to leave. We were talking and I totally forgot to pay her before leaving. Had to catch a plane early next morning. Totally slipped my mind.

Next time I came in we sat down and talked for a while. And she never mentioned the money. I was amazed. I paid her of course then we did some dances. She seemed like she did not care. She was a hell of a girl. Never any SS. No drama, no hustle. Just lots of lovin.

Damn I miss her. Many times I think about the missed opportunities. I did not know what I had at the time.

Ah youth is wasted on the young.

Estafador

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12 years ago

more like youth is wasted on the old.

looneylarry

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12 years ago

Stenton, I'd kill for a HJ in the car.

Harrydave, are you back in the States now?

Jackslash, looks like you found a keeper.

Esta, seems like there's a little edge to your comment. When you turn 60 yourself you may change your tune.

Estafador

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12 years ago

so, you're saying old people say that line out of envy? Hah

Revo

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12 years ago

Like I said youth is wasted on the young.

Hell I used to know everything there is to know, I was 20 once. ;o)

deogol

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12 years ago

I've done 2 for 1's and I always pay for both dances. I have had dancers ask if I meant to pay that much.

Doc_Holliday

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12 years ago

How did you feel when you woke up?

harrydave

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12 years ago

@looneylarry - I'm still in the Middle East. Will be in the US around Christmas/New Years. I've got a few days in MI and a couple days in NY/NJ/CT in between family visits. Figured I would hit a few clubs. Just so I don't forget.

Alucard

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12 years ago

I had a dancer recently refuse a higher amount of money.

gatorfan

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12 years ago

when I brought $100 in pennies the stripper said no fucking way

gatorfan

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12 years ago

and it was damn heavy

sharkhunter

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12 years ago

I once gave a dancer 20 or 30 dollars as a tip for a bj. BJ was free and a total surprise. She complained that she didn't get to taste anything. I was ready to leave after almost getting caught. I remember another dancer used to like to suck whenever she could get away with it in a public place anywhere from a few seconds to a minute or two. I tried to talk her out of doing that once. Found out I suck at that. I never gave her anything for doing that. She was constantly asking to have sex though as bad as any wanna dance dancer every time I saw her. I found it's hard to tell a dancer you don't want to see her anymore when she is busy sucking. Secret tip for girls to stop a guy from breaking things off if he likes to speak in private. It worked.

sharkhunter

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12 years ago

I once had a dancer ask for a dance, then ask for tip after I said no. I gave her and the other girl a dollar each. She acted all pissed off I only gave her a single dollar and gave it back to me saying I needed that more than she did in a snotty kind of way . Then she told the other dancer to give back the dollar I gave her. I could tell the other dancer was thinking wtf? but she complied. Then she stormed off acting insulted. I moved to a different location in the club. A few minutes later she approached again not even recognizing me. Stupid dancer. I got rid of her fast. If you talk to enough dancers you can get all kinds of opinions.

sharkhunter

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12 years ago

I wouldn't be surprised if the dancer in the original post gave back the money because she wants a repeat customer. 300 was probably too much for anything but a one time thing in her opinion. 200 might be a repeat customer. I would not be surprised at all if that is what she was thinking.

gawker

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12 years ago

I've got a great friend who's been stripping for about 5 years. She tells me stories of things at the club. She said she did a lapdance for a rugged Cape Verdant guy and she feels his Dick growing and growing and growing. She said she was stroking him and it was 3/4 of the way to his knee. She told him she really wanted to see this wonder and pleaded with him to go to the CR, but he didn't have enough money, so she paid the house fee, brought him upstairs and got his pants off in 30 seconds. She swears it was 12-14 inches and she could barely get her hand around it. She fucker and sucked the guy and they both came multiple times. Some of her friends told her that in between songs you could hear the two of them going at it . She said the first time he came he was sitting down and she was sucking on the head and stroking him and he unleashed about 5 major spurts right in her face.Bottom line - she paid to take him to VIP. She of course tells me this while licking my 5 inches & feeling inadequate.

Alucard

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12 years ago

This story sounds like a Porn Fantasy or at the very least a Peter North video. LMFAO

carolynne

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12 years ago

give us some credit... some of us actually do have an eye for long term revenue stream.

sometimes if i really enjoy it i'll give back some money... you know, customer appreciation day.

Alucard

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12 years ago

Yes it is in your best interest to think about establishing a long term revenue stream with customers carolynne.

Personally I am VERY inclined to spend money on a dancer when she has established a fair price with me and then "delivers the goods" in an engaged manner. It is a Win/Win situation.

georgmicrodong

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12 years ago

"give us some credit... some of us actually do have an eye for long term revenue stream."

The key word in that sentence being "some". Less than half, considerably less, have had the wherewithal to think of things in the long-term, with regard to both revenue and savings/investment.

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