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13 years ago
@ranukam, the make-out session would be nice, but nearly all dancers I have met would save that for last. Some girls would do about anything *but* kiss. I suppose that's where their private lives and job would clash and they would spiral into a funk.
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13 years ago
Steve, maybe you were Hall and she was looking for Oates?
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13 years ago
@sam, do they revert back to barbershops in the morning, or are they fuck shops 24/7? They looked like they had a temporary quality to them. I have to say that the girls looked very nice, they were much, much higher than the skanky street walker on the scale of looks. So, is it full service in the back? I didn't see any bouncers, no males, no mamasans--were they behind the door to the back? What do figure the market price was? (like I'm gonna jump on the plane tomorrow) Is the full menu available? Is it a geisha-like deal where they entertain you and pamper you?
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13 years ago
The GOP has been working behind the scenes to try and steer their delegates away from the Tampa stripclubs. I wonder how they will do it? Watch to see if there are any minibuses that leave the delegates' hotels carrying just all men? Post people in the parking lot of Mons Venus and try and catch them before they go in?
Makes me remember the tactic that G. Gordon Liddy said was discussed but dropped by the Nixon guys for the 1972 convention. The Dems were meeting in Miami Beach for their convention and the GOP thought they might dock a yacht nearby and stock it with hookers and try to catch Dem bigwigs literally with their pants down. It was supposedly scrapped quickly.
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13 years ago
Ha, Rlionheart, you walk out of the SC accordion-like, like Wiley E. Coyote after being flattened by an ACME malfunction.
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13 years ago
From someone with experience with someone who probably could have been certifiably nuts, it is not worth it. It might be fun to keep falling into circumstances where there is spontaneous monkey sex and she is game for anything (cucumbers, butter up the ass, BJs in every possible position and public location, texts and messages announcing what she is going to do you, etc.). But there is the dark side. The twisted logic and screaming rampages and keying the car and jealous tantrums and acting of roles and manipulations. It takes a clear head to analyze the benefits of fantastic sex and weigh them against the insane drama and illogical terror. It is just a shame it takes so long to finally figure it out.
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13 years ago
@art, I wasn't talking about the monetary one percenters, even though that probably would cause you to take notice. I was talking about the one percenters who have ready access to the best clubs, the highest mileage clubs, the cream of the crop, who live within a half-hour drive of one of these places. I don't have the means or opportunity right now to grab a flight and sample the finest there is. All I can do is be envious of those who can. Nothing more, nothing less.
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13 years ago
I don't think we should automatically assume the dancer's SO is a boyfriend or husband. In some cases it could be another dancer. That's why it pays to listen closely when dancers are talking about other dancers. And it doesn't necessarily mean that they identify as lesbians. There are situational behaviors that don't change their sexual orientation. You see it in artificial settings, like same-sex prisons, where there is sex going on but the players haven't changed their orientations. Dancers can sometimes hook up with other dancers but yet truthfully tell you that they are completely hetero. But those other "hookups" could be watching your lapper as well. So there are a multitude of possible combinations in the SC, and you are never quite sure who is actually doing who. So it is better to not think about it.
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13 years ago
I think it is futile to generalize. I have seen horrible bikini bars with fuglies and some real beauties at naked clubs, so I don't think there is necessarily a correlation between whether a beauty is inclined to work at a club where she keeps more clothes on. I know that the naked clubs like to create the impression that the VIP dances will be more intense, and they usually disappoint and the bouncers hover more. The naked clubs have the advantage of not having the drunken slob fools to deal with. There are good topless clubs where the girls will walk around topless with tiny g-strings and bare the kitty on stage. And I have seen some really gritty, third-world naked clubs where the lap dance makes you glad that you are wearing at least a couple of layers of clothing between you and a skanky cootch. Generalized comparisons are meaningless here.
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13 years ago
I usually check the clubs I've reviewed to see if I am in agreement with other reviewers on those clubs or to see if anything has changed recently. Then I will check my area to see if I think it is worth it to try a local club for the first time. Since time and opportunity is really at a premium for me, I have to plan carefully. Like if you only have enough money to go see one movie this month, you'll read the movie reviews carefully. And then sometimes I will scan the clubs in the top 10 or that have notoriously high mileage just to see how the 1 percenters of the SC world live.
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13 years ago
That particular topic is outside any constitutional protection. Just the same way as everybody knows not to "joke" about carrying shit in the security line at the airport. That joke will let you spend a lot of time with a lot of TSA and federal LE. Any fool now knows that. In this case, this guy sounds like a true pervert who is trying to use the "joke" defense. It will get him nowhere, as it should.
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13 years ago
Yup. Can't think that it wouldn't be painful for them, too. They have some delicate parts out there and they are grinding on some denim and sometimes (cringe) zippers. Had a couple who used that pelvic bone crush thing like they were trying to use a rolling pin with their hips. Don't get it.
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13 years ago
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mjx01Aspiring Global Hound
I ran into a stripper that appears to never get on the stage. I think that she has worked out a deal with the club that she can just sit around and then circulate for fresh meat. She is thicker than the rest of the girls and her routine almost makes her seem like the resident whore. I can't figure out what the club gets out of it, since her persistent hanging-on could drive away some customers. Maybe she gives the manager a hummer so she can work the floor each night?
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13 years ago
Lopaw, my head is spinning. I couldn't even imagine being able to find not one but TWO strippers who would be willing to road trip like that. Damn, you must be giving them all that they need. [low and curteous bow]
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13 years ago
I am always concerned that she is trying to size up earnings potential, so I always shoot for middle of the road with lots of vague phrases. I often tell them that I can't tell them any more than that. Sometimes I tell them that in my career I can't really tell them much, and that is largely the truth. If I say that I am just passing through, I make it a point to tell her that I might make the trip more often, letting her know that there is a possibility to be more of a regular and that she might see me again if she was considering any ROB behavior. I don't try to spin any elaborate tails, but cut her off if she starts getting curious.
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13 years ago
The 42-year-old Russian babe with the world's strongest vagina interests me. Imagine what she could do with those muscles. Makes me think about dogs often being unable to *uncouple* once they get started. You probably couldn't stop unless she wanted you to. lol
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13 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I wouldn't think that that would be an effective strategy.
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13 years ago
Once again, the single guys have the upper hand on married guys. But, what about the single guy who had his squeeze staying over that night and the phone went off? Then you'd be sweating, eh? lol
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13 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Sure I stare. But I can't quite make the leap to smiling if caught and looking into their eyes. These civilian girls in the grocery store came to shop and they don't have bedroom eyes, they're just still a little sleepy. It is rare to catch a cougar on the prowl in a neutral setting. And a hot young thing can get any guy she wants her age, and doesn't appreciate any leering by the old guy pretending to read a magazine. So, I'd say the smile and eye contact thing will nearly always be a loser play for most civilian girls. For the ones that really want every eye in the grocery store on them--I'd say we don't have those kind of grocery stores here or those kind of women here.
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13 years ago
I have mixed feelings about it. I am assuming that a high rated club with few recent reviews is resting on its laurels. We know that clubs can nosedive quickly. I suppose the best is a high rated club with lots of *recent* reviews--that would show that it has a great reputation and consistently meets expectations. I suppose the way to separate the wheat from the chaff would be to carefully read the recent reviews of a highly-rated club and see which were submitted by star-struck newbies and which were submitted by battle-tested veterans. If both the newbies and vets are in agreement, then you have something. If the newbies love it and the vets are absent, that may mean that it is a large, clean club with beautiful women but lots of air dancing. The ratings, for now, commingle high end and low end clubs and clubs that have no or little contact and clubs that offer full menus. I am assuming that a rating submitted by a fresh-faced newbie carries the same mathematical weight as a rating submitted by a long-time veteran. So the fact that a club is in the top ten doesn't separate it much from the second ten. Unless shadow can show something empirical--like, say, 65% of all club ratings are submitted by posters with less than 3 reviews or something--I am going to assume that most of a club's overall rating is due primarily to relative newbies. So whether the club is a great place for two-way may be buried in the reviews of a few trusted sages and not a part of the overall rating.
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13 years ago
There seems to be many porn stars that have flamed out and look really bad or have died penniless. There are others that have gone on to create their own companies and market their own products. There have been many strippers that have been small-time ROBs and have been weighed down by boyfriends/dealers. There are many strippers that have interesting stories to tell and that appreciate being treated like humans. So generalizations aren't helpful. But generally speaking, "dating" either of them carries a lot of baggage. I think that I'd prefer a better stripper to a better porn star--there are some nice girls who strip and I haven't met a nice porn star. There might be some nice porn stars out there, I just have never met one.
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13 years ago
If Obama is from Hawaii (just stick with me on this one, birthers), what's the word for Hawaii? Seems like Hawaii is a non-entity on this site. I would think that there are some beautiful island girls of mixed Asian, Polynesian, American stock.
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13 years ago
I fell for your shameless solicitation for birthday wishes. Happy birthday, VM, and keep clubbing until they carry you out feet first.