I was enjoying a great dream (Kate Upton was about to take her bikini top off) when my cell started vibrating on the night stand. I checked the alarm clock, saw it was 2 am and feared the worst. With bleary eyes, I checked my phone and saw it was a call from one of my club favs. Since I had to get up at 5 am to get ready for work, I let it go to voicemail and went back to sleep.
I checked the voicemail later and you can probably guess the gist of it - she had a really bad shift, barely made tip-out, hated going home without making any money, and would I like to do a quickie?
I guess I passed up a sure thing, but 2am, really? Sheesh!
Any similar experiences?


No, but I may well have given the Dancer what she wanted. LOL