Comments by Leonard313 (page 7)

Wait...you feel dirty leaving the Flamingo??! Take this advice....DON'T go to Sahara! Sahara is like the Flamingo's crack addict little sister. I HAVE felt dirty in the past. Once when I purchased an escort and had to wonder for 2 hours if she was 15. But most of the other times, at clubs, its the Sahara. Its just a pop in...blow load....leave $200-$400 poorer. Or for the cheap fucks or latinos...pop in, get hand job from ugly dancer for $25...leave satisfied and broke. But yes. I gave up strip clubs for awhile after a few visits to Sahara. And after the escort incident...said no more of that either. But...went to a massage parlor and got a happy ending 2 weeks ago. And I'm thinkin about checking out Taboo tonight...keep pasing it on the 91 and never went in. Id say more than "dirty"...its buyers remorse. You leave out $250-$400...a decent amount of money to most people...and you think, "was that necessary?" "Would I rather have that $250 and just have went home and jerked it?"

Agree with most posters that it is HIGHLY dependent on the area. I've been to some clubs where "touching" is out of the question...especially nude clubs in college towns. Those are legitimately (sort of) students putting themselves through school and they aren't there to hook. But Tijuana? It's a brothel...not a strip club. And Detroit? While I'd argue 90% is high...you're probably around 65-85%. Also, depends on the club. "Nice" clubs...less common. "Dives", more common. Its one of the things I like about California (soCal) now that I've moved out here. Its a lot of fun going to different clubs and seeing such a wide range of what they "will do/won't do" and how much it'll cost to break that boundry. I can take you to a club where 85% fuck for money, in the club, and it's $155 plus a tip of usually $20-$200 depending on the dancer. We can drive 10 miles and hit a club where you pay $100 for 3 songs and they'll kick ya out for touching a dancers tits. Completely varies. And finally...the question is flawed if you start pushing the $ amount up towards infinity. These girls let scumbags like us grope them and ejaculate on their legs for $20...they spread their twat for $1 tips. You honestly think there's a stripper that won't fuck ya for $10,000? I bet some of them will let you beat the shit out of them for $5000. They're in it for money. Morals waved bye bye a long time ago.

I actually got carried away one night with a beautiful stripper and not only ate her out but sucked on her toes. Sobering up the next morning and remembering that little "detail" kinda made me want to buy stock in Listerine. But whatya gonna do? You're horny...there's an amazing snatch right there....can't go to cosco and get saran wrap...ya take a chance.

I like to sample multiple clubs. I've written 10 reviews on 9 different clubs...so I guess that definitely makes me a wanderer. I admit that being a regular is enticing to me. And I am on the prowl hoping I find a place where I feel comfortable enough to be a regular. But so far I just haven't come across a club where I truly feel like it is heads and tails above others in the area. When I was in Illinois, I found a club and a dancer that I could see becoming a regular with, but funds were limited and also, I think "regulars" are kinda sad (explained below). The "regulars" that I don't want to become are the broke regulars that hang around the club for 8 hours buying maybe a few drinks and a lap dance. Those guys annoy me because if I'm there, I'm there to spend money and sometimes those regulars can get possessive of certain dancers. And it puts the dancers in a tough spot because they need to make money, but got some guy there hanging all over them trying to get them to give him free services because he's such a cool regular and all. I also don't want to become a "regular" because I think that most who do have essentially given up on having real relationships. If you're spending 3-4 nights a week sitting at the bar in a strip club, you're not meeting "real" women...you're hoping that a stripper will essentially fall for you and hopefully like you for more than the dollar bills in your pocket or the possibility that you might pay her rent. And thus far my strip club experiences, if they've taught me anything, it has taught me that cash is king...everything else is a mirage.

Great! Just when a brother finds a place to get anal and drugs...the po po gotta shut it down!! Life just ain't fair. Damn...how much you think they charged for anal? Even the total slutosauruses I've come across draw that line in the sand.

Holy crap. You guys got spreadsheets and shit? Usually I just go to the city and review each club listed. For me I use a combination of the overall score and monetary value. That tends to get my list to maybe a few clubs and then from there I might read a few recent reviews looking for things like whether extras are available, cost of dances, how fat the chicks are, nude vs bikini, etc.. I essentially try to find a place where you can get the sex like Detroit and Tijuana without actually having to go to places like Detroit or Tijuana.

But see, there lies the problem...if there was an easily attainable cure for hornliness...id have no need for strippers.

Damn. Why can't I score a hot 20 year old stripper. Granted I've never offered to pay phone bills and rent...but still. I'm only 37...these dudes are practically elderly and they're banging hot young tail in exchange for a cell phone?? I need to up my game I guess...

I was trying to find a strip club near a town I was traveling to. Found the locator, used it, decided to post some reviews on some clubs I had been to in the past...then I realized how cool the site was with the reviews and everything. It was a great help when I visited SoCal...lots of choices and the reviews really helped me limit it down to the right kinda club I was looking for.

...oh...and I don't wear hats or ties because the strippers always want to take them and mess with em. Just too much of a hastle trying to get them back.

I usually end up wearing jeans or slacks. I think sweat pants look too dorky and it's kinda difficult to hide your erection. I don't want to walk around the place pitching a tent. Never tried shorts...didn't think that would be allowed. I do try to wear a button shirt so I can unbotton in a bit during the dances. I'm gonna look for a softer/thinner pair of slacks to wear on future endeavers. Any suggestions would be appreciated!

I totally agree. If I was in the midwest, I'd hit Detroit or just find a local club where extras are offered. But given that I'm gonna be moving to LA/Anaheim area; Mexico is just a 2.5 hour drive. And you're right...it would be better to not have to worry about a guy with a flashlight and clipboard hastling ya. There's something "un-nerving" about banging a stripper right next to a sign that explains the penal code regarding prostitution. However, in my defense officer, it's way too dark in the club to read that sign...just sayin.

I think the "grind" is starting to get too extreme. When I went to a club in Illinois, the gals would pretty much just turn opposite direction and ram their butts against you privates. At some point it's like, "Okay! I give up...you win...it officially hurts now!"

dangit...I didn't need to hear they were willing to do all that stuff with silky. I like to pretend they only do that for me. Fantasy ruined!

But... Can we agree that intercourse is more satisfying than a BJ? And a BJ more satisfying than a HJ? And an HJ more satisfying than "grinding"? I guess I've never actually blown my load just because a hot naked girl bounces around on my lap...so for me, a simple lap dance (even a good one) isn't likely to "satisfy"...although it is enjoyable!!

Well motorhead...not all of us can be ultra-players. When I find a club in the states where I can get laid by hot non-diseased chicks for $60 (and they will actually be grateful)...I guess Mexico won't be a priority. But since most chicks in the states (the non-complete toothless meth addict whores waking the streets) are chargin in the $160-$4000 range for the same service...gotta take the trip. When I'm a millionaire...probably just save the drive...but until then...I can sample 3 pussies for the price of 1 in Mexico...and I don't even need a Costco card!!

I got hammered at a Deja Vu near East Lansing...the young stripper giving me a lap dance at the end of the night pretty much took all of my money. Now...this is going to sound stupid...but I was DRUNK...and NAIVE...but the dance was like $25 and when it was over I actually handed her my wallet and told her to take the $25 plus whatever she felt fair as a tip. Well...apparently she felt that all my cash (like $125) was a fair price for the ultra shitty no contact air dance she gave me. Stop laughing at me!! It was dumb...but live and learn...live and learn. Glad it was when I was young and poor and only going to the club with $200. If it happened now (which it won't)...I'd be out quite a bit more.

On a more serious note...do any veterans have some suggestions on kinds of pants to wear? I usually wear jeans or khakis which are not all that accessible/comfortable. But I refuse to wear shorts or sweatpants...I mean, I don't want to look like a complete tard. And besides, don't most clubs frown upon you showing up in shorts??

I never understood the "enjoying the show" guys. If I'm going to the strip club...I want a naked body grinding on me, a nipple in my mouth, and someone working my pole. I don't go to the strip club because it's the only way I can see a naked woman. I mean, I have a computer and an internet connection...and a smartphone...and DVDs. And I sure as hell don't go to a strip club for cheap drinks and great music. I might have to try it out...reading this has at least made me feel a bit safer. But, I gotta renew my passport and get some stuff worked out first. And I'm sort of starting to date a young lady...who probably won't like the idea of me embarking on that adventure...so I may be refraining from strip clubs for a little while...try to "behave myself". But...having sex with a mexican stripper IS on my bucket list...so....I think eventually I gotta take that little drive south of the border.

Sorry Juice. If it's less than $15...I pass due to the massive cost of antibiotics.

Well Che...if it makes you feel any better...maybe I'll rescue one of them while I'm there. Bring her back to the states with me. Then she can work in a states strip club and make more money for turning tricks. I get what you're saying...I do; but it's a fuzzy distinction to me that a girl getting $10 per lay in Mexico is any different than a stripper in a dive strip club letting a guy stare at her vadge for $1 then grind on him till he cums for $15 a song (minus the amount the club gets). It's not the Russian ballet. It's damaged desperate women needing to degrade themselves for money. Whether it's to feed their family in Mexico, pay their rent in Amsteram, or pay their cell phone bill in LA...doesn't make it more or less "OK".

Who pissed in Che's cheerios? So is giving a stripper in Detroit $250 for sex the same evil? Or is that okay? Is it okay for the strippers in vegas that make $60000 a year? And is it just the sex that exploits them? I mean sticking a dollar in their underwear while they slide around on a dirty stage like a dog...I mean that's okay right? I admire the crusade my friend...but an odd forum to start that arguement that we're taking advantage of the poor stripper girls.

Hey moot...call up Romney. He made nearly 50 million and paid just under 15%. But I 'm hesitant to bring that up because it may let Herman Cain come in and start going ballistic about the need for flat tax. I mean, Cain must have an account here!

I hate to say it, but I kinda agree with the article. Of all the times I've been to clubs, especially early on...the biggest complaint is that you get all "worked up" and have nothing to show for it. Now recently I've discovered that many times cash can get you what you want. But the majority of guys going to strip clubs don't know that...and there are many, many strip clubs where extras aren't that common.

Libertarianism is a BAD idea. Well, it's a good idea if you're rich and own a lot of land. But otherwise...bad idea. Libertarianism is nothing but a new, fancy way of saying "Aristocracy"...but without the Kings and Queens and Courts. But it's the same thing. And the reason that type of society failed, is that when power and money are so narrowly owned, the majority will revolt. Libertarians are quick to say they want no government...but when 10,000 starving citizens are breaking into their ranch...they want an army to protect them and their "stuff". So they usually say, "but we do believe in paying for a defense budget". Libertarianism is just a step towards anarchy. It's the step where the few rich hold a great deal of power over the poor. It erases the middle class, which is the backbone of democracy...and ultimately leads to "might is right"...which ends in chaos. To hear someone who makes 20 million a year complain that they pay 27% in taxes...when the average person won't see a million dollars in their lifetime...is like hearing a hot chick complain about the attention they get when they go out in public. If you want to pay less taxes, feel free to be poor. You want to avoid capital gains, store your money in a cookie jar making 0% interest.