Well, this article at least defends strip clubs. But it has a view of lap dances that, I think, few of us would agree with:
"According to The Plunge, because lap dances don't involve sexual contact they're "frustrating-as-hell" for their male patrons. "It's a tease, nothing more. With your industry-standard lap dance, even if you're single, there's zero chance of kissing the stripper, fooling around with the stripper, or sleeping with the stripper. ZERO. Yes, guys whoop and holler and fist-bump and act like asses, but the actual experience, more often that not, fails to satisfy." I don't know if this will assuage the concerns of women who worry about their husband or boyfriend leaving them for a stripper, but it is something to consider."
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last commentYa some one needs to send an email about the right clubs to go to.
Or maybee he clubs all the time and his s.o has been giving him hell over it and this is his elaberte way of saying nothing "habbins" lol
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As with most journalists, they only sampled a small piece of the big picture and then write an article as if they were experts.
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Sounds about right shadow !
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Or maybee its one fuckin huge cover up story man !............ realy need to back off the wacky tabacky lol !
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shadow you hit it rite
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Bang come on man ? Give me a shout out cracker !
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Juice, You need to learn to read. The author of the post is claiming that most TUSCL members would have a problem with the assertion that "nothing really happens." Or, to make it simpler for ya, there are a whole lot of guys (and a lesser number of girls0 that would say a lot happens.
Shadowcat, do you mean you think journalists aren't biased and really don't research their material? Or that they seek one source and think that applies to all? Oh, my! Say it aint so! However can we trust what they tell us is news?!
And besides, since when can ZERO = more often than not? Even the editors are asses at this publication!
mrs m00tpoint
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UMMM, juicebox69, the author is a female.
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$1 mooot strikes again LOL
$2 vm! You r correct @ that!
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Cool! $ for the tip rail in Vegas.....
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I hate to say it, but I kinda agree with the article. Of all the times I've been to clubs, especially early on...the biggest complaint is that you get all "worked up" and have nothing to show for it. Now recently I've discovered that many times cash can get you what you want. But the majority of guys going to strip clubs don't know that...and there are many, many strip clubs where extras aren't that common.
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@juice you go bro
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I defenitely feel I get my $$$'s worth at the SC. They only time I feel a SC visit was a waste of time is if I to a SC where the girls think they are modeling instead of stripping - this means when a girl does the air-dance thing and does not touch you/grind you - then I feel all worked up and not satisfied!!
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I have definitely received my money's worth over the last over the last eight months since joining TUSCL. I don't take more than one LD from an air dance girl, but I am pretty good at weeding them out so I don't have to waste my money. I can't remember the last time I've had an air dance.
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But...
Can we agree that intercourse is more satisfying than a BJ? And a BJ more satisfying than a HJ? And an HJ more satisfying than "grinding"?
I guess I've never actually blown my load just because a hot naked girl bounces around on my lap...so for me, a simple lap dance (even a good one) isn't likely to "satisfy"...although it is enjoyable!!
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I think we can agree to disagree, Leonard313. One of many things I like about a BJ as opposed to vagina sex is the odds of the dancer getting pregnant drop dramatically !!! LOL Back in the day when lap dances in the public area of local Detroit clubs were the norm, it wasn't uncommon for the patrons to blow a load from a "grind" I agree that all of the practies you mention can be satisfying. :)
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I think the "grind" is starting to get too extreme.
When I went to a club in Illinois, the gals would pretty much just turn opposite direction and ram their butts against you privates. At some point it's like, "Okay! I give up...you win...it officially hurts now!"
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