Well, this article at least defends strip clubs. But it has a view of lap dances that, I think, few of us would agree with:
"According to The Plunge, because lap dances don't involve sexual contact they're "frustrating-as-hell" for their male patrons. "It's a tease, nothing more. With your industry-standard lap dance, even if you're single, there's zero chance of kissing the stripper, fooling around with the stripper, or sleeping with the stripper. ZERO. Yes, guys whoop and holler and fist-bump and act like asses, but the actual experience, more often that not, fails to satisfy." I don't know if this will assuage the concerns of women who worry about their husband or boyfriend leaving them for a stripper, but it is something to consider."


Ya some one needs to send an email about the right clubs to go to.
Or maybee he clubs all the time and his s.o has been giving him hell over it and this is his elaberte way of saying nothing "habbins" lol