One View of Lap Dances
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
"According to The Plunge, because lap dances don't involve sexual contact they're "frustrating-as-hell" for their male patrons. "It's a tease, nothing more. With your industry-standard lap dance, even if you're single, there's zero chance of kissing the stripper, fooling around with the stripper, or sleeping with the stripper. ZERO. Yes, guys whoop and holler and fist-bump and act like asses, but the actual experience, more often that not, fails to satisfy." I don't know if this will assuage the concerns of women who worry about their husband or boyfriend leaving them for a stripper, but it is something to consider."
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Or maybee he clubs all the time and his s.o has been giving him hell over it and this is his elaberte way of saying nothing "habbins" lol
Shadowcat, do you mean you think journalists aren't biased and really don't research their material? Or that they seek one source and think that applies to all? Oh, my! Say it aint so! However can we trust what they tell us is news?!
And besides, since when can ZERO = more often than not? Even the editors are asses at this publication!
mrs m00tpoint
$2 vm! You r correct @ that!
Can we agree that intercourse is more satisfying than a BJ? And a BJ more satisfying than a HJ? And an HJ more satisfying than "grinding"?
I guess I've never actually blown my load just because a hot naked girl bounces around on my lap...so for me, a simple lap dance (even a good one) isn't likely to "satisfy"...although it is enjoyable!!
When I went to a club in Illinois, the gals would pretty much just turn opposite direction and ram their butts against you privates. At some point it's like, "Okay! I give up...you win...it officially hurts now!"