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11 years ago
"Accused of watching porn..."
Are you fucking serious? Is that a crime now?
And CHILD ENDANGERMENT??? You have to be kidding !!! If it was boys that saw him beating off, they probably did the same thing themselves that night. BFD !!! And if it was girls, they'll be seeing guys' dicks a lot in their lives, get fucking used to it.
Geez, have men in this world become so pussy whipped that we put up with this crap trying to force us to erase all sex from our lives?
discussion comment
11 years ago
I don't understand why you guys are freaking about this...they changed the closing time. BFD. I don't get it. Who the fuck goes to a strip club in COI between 2am and 4am? And who the fuck cares?
When they start raiding the high mileage clubs and maybe initiate a 6 foot law, then yeah, start freaking. But what the fuck did this make you guys get your panties in a bunch over?
discussion comment
12 years ago
Guys, think about it a bit...
If she gets some wetness on her, SO WHAT? It's like spilling a drink...you wipe it off and move on. Unless you have some freakin' killer dick disease, who the fuck cares? She sweats, she gets wet pussy, she gets stuff spilled on her...SO WHAT? Sorry if she doesn't like it, but if you don't like it then don't jack guys off so they cum !!!! She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, so if she suddenly claims ignorance she's full of BS. Worst case she has to go into the dressing room and put on a different pair of bikini bottoms.
And don't start this nonsense about worrying what the other customers will think if you have a big stain on your shorts...geez, guys don't stare at other guys shorts in a strip club. Well, maybe some of you do, but that's a different problem.........
discussion comment
12 years ago
Here's the deal with stripper notifications and warnings...
Most or all of us would agree that you ARE NOT gonna cum from a lapdance unless the dancer is trying to get you off. It's tough enough to come from that, but if the dancer is trying to avoid it there ain't no way in hell it's gonna happen. All she has to do is mix it up just when you're getting into the groove and it screws up the whole rhythm, and it ain't gonna happen.
So if she's trying to get you off, and/or you're in a high mileage club where it's standard practice, the international rules of lap dances clearly states that the customer is in no way obligated to provide any type of early warning. Especially since only a stripper who is a total moron can't sense when you're about to cum. They know. And if they don't it's their opportunity to learn on the battlefield.
Don't worry about it.
discussion comment
12 years ago
All of this "real men don't cum in their pants" BS is just that...bullshit. Real men only have straight sex with strippers?? Really??
NO, REAL MEN DON'T NEED TO GO TO FUCKING STRIP CLUBS, THEY GET REAL WOMEN !!!! Get over yourselves, guys, you ain't all that...you're a fucking loser just like the rest of us. Geezus...
Anyway, I've tried the liquid lapdance a couple times, and my take is they are a nice idea that, IMO, just doesn't quite work out. Visualize some cotton men's bikini briefs, and then visualize one of those rubber "Whoopie Cushions" they used to sell to simulate fart noises. Basically a circular rubber deflated ball I guess you'd say.
Now slice a section off the Whoopie Cushion and sew it to the opening in the briefs, and there you have it.
The problem is this...wrapping your dick in a thick rubber bag like that isn't the best way to get tactile sensation on your dick. It's pretty thick rubber, almost like a tire inner tube. Add some lube in there and there's a lot of squish but not much sensation. Now if the rubber was MUCH thinner, maybe like a condom, things would be better.
And as others have stated, if a dancer reaches inside your pants and feels it, guaranteed it will ruin the mood, even if she's okay with it, you are always worrying about that fateful moment. And I kept worrying about making sure her hand didn't venture down there. Not fun...
So I gave up on it, and I'm back to my special, very loose and soft and thin commando basketball shorts. Or equivalent. And if I cum (which I usually do), it's usually in a club where it's expected, so there's not much of a surprise with the dancer.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Okay, so let me get this straight...
A guy goes to a strip club, get's some decent mileage dances with apparently no real sex, except maybe some pussy licks, doesn't do FS or even BJ or even cum from the dance, with a drunk dancer who gives him some nasty talk, right?
And that's a miracle or biblical proportions?
WTF?? Are you guys serious? What's the fucking miracle? Because she did nasty talk?
Have you guys ever been to a high mileage club? Or maybe this club is so fucking low mileage that it's all air dances and the chances of a drunk dancer getting away with even tiny mileage are zero?
discussion comment
12 years ago
"Just what we need are more racial sterotype's on TUSCL"
Whether you like it or not, most stereotypes are based in SOME truth. All you have to do is look at Japan, and then look at Mexico, if you want to see a difference in culture and attitudes towards achieving. Then look at performance of Asians vs. Mexicans in US schools. Then look at the performance after graduation, and how many become professionals, and how many end up mowing lawns.
Many/most Mexicans dream of getting the hell out of their country and going to the US just so they can make a living. That says a lot about a country's culture and attitudes on achievement. Go to Mexico sometime, and you'll realize that "high achieving" is not on the top of their list of "to do's".
Japan? They rebuilt after WWII and become one of the world's economic powerhouses. Why? You tell me.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Yeah, the point about Asians being far more likely to excel in school is right on the mark. I think the whole Asian culture is one of blending in and achieving, while the Mexicans, for example, are more concerned with underachieving and mowing lawns.
discussion comment
12 years ago
On the other hand, there's a zillion Mexicans in the LA area, and about a zillion Mexican strippers. Go figure.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Yeah, I'm in LA, and even there, where there's tons of Asians, the population of Asian strippers is miniscule.
Which is doubly weird, because the relative population of Asians in the LA/Orange County area is huge. Heck, in Orange County there are entire Vietnamese communities, but you'd be VERY hard pressed to find a Vietnamese stripper in ANY Orange Cty. club.
There was once, years ago, a super high mileage, hot bodied Cambodian stripper in a City of Industry club, and I got freakin' addicted to her. But I haven't seen one that hot in a very long time.
Yeah, and the Indian thing...I can't recall every seeing an Indian stripper.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Hilarious? What, because he said "trots"?
Basically he said he went to a club and ordered pizza. Big fucking deal. Otherwise it was fucking gross. Who wants to hear about some dude having the trots?
Although for some club in Podunk, Wisconsin, I suppose who the fuck cares...
discussion comment
12 years ago
And BTW, I sure hope that when you see these bogus reviews that everyone is flagging them...RIGHT????
discussion comment
12 years ago
Excellent question. And I really have no clue what the right answer is. A lot of reasons make sense, but I guess only the club owners know the real reasons.
If they're doing it for self protection, to prove to a court nothing was going on, then that's a two edged sword. It can also prove that lots of naughtiness WAS going on.
As a preventive measure makes the most sense to me, at least. But then again all you don't really even need a camera system, you can just put up cheap lens-looking things and tell everyone it's a high tech camera system monitored by a team of FBI experts via direct link from Langley, Virginia.
Now can a local law or LE or court actually REQUIRE that you spend money to install a camera system? I dunno...sounds kind of problematic. I suppose if they can force you install fire extinguishers then a camera system might sound reasonable. But then you also have to hire someone as a real-time monitor, to watch it all day and night? I dunno, seems like a stretch. Maybe if you're just recording, but still that's a pretty expensive system.
So does anyone know the REAL answer, or are these all suppositions?
discussion comment
12 years ago
Here's the deal...
Now I don't want to sound like one of those old farts who longs for the days when...
But....
Long ago there was a club with a stripper who had a stage show that was insane. So fucking hot and sexy that you'd almost cum in your pants just watching her. Aside from the fact she was beyond smoking hot, she'd dress up in these outfits, and each set she'd have a theme, and do these routines that were incredible. She'd come on stage with this long, super tight floor length gown, and slowly strip out of it, and just tease the fuck out of you. And then this babydoll nightie and high heels and her super long hair in pigtails. Holy shit.
But that was back in the 80's I think.
Now, on the other hand, these chicks don't take time to dress up, they go thru the motions, most are trying to show what great dancers they are rather than pleasing the customers, and for me stage shows generally aren't worth shit. Yeah, there's the exception where there's a super hot girl who can tease-dance, and some who give mini lapdances to the guys sitting around the stage and are lots of fun, but otherwise I think we have a lot of self involved girls who don't give a shit and are just going thru the motions. And expecting a tip for doing nothing.
discussion comment
12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Yeah, good stuff, thanks for posting it.
I also prefer black girls, and I love me some big black butts.
But honestly, that shit bores the hell out of me. I mean you've got three (actually seemed like there were more girls overall, but you couldn't really tell since there were no faces) decent looking girls who have figured out how to jiggle their butts. That's about it.
And personally, from what I could see, those girls looked to be kinda average. Except maybe for the taller one with long hair. I may or may not get laps from any of them in a club. But I don't give a shit what they call it so they can sound cool ("twerking" or whatever), but it's just freakin' butt wiggling.
And I'm also getting real tired of Youtube shit where girls just set up a camera in their bedroom with shitty lighting, don't even take two minutes to get dressed nice, and think that they're all talented and shit. And someone said they're Youtube sensations??? Holy shit, it doesn't take much nowadays to be a youtube sensation I guess.
Now, on the other hand, if they had dressed up nice, put some stilettos on and were wearing some pussy-short gold lame dresses and lots of makeup and jewelry, with no panties, and slowed that shit down to nice and slow and squirmy, and gave me a lap dance, and I slid my dick in between those tight little butt cheeks....NOW we're talkin'.
And compared to a recent visit to a black club, where I got a super slutty chick with an insane butt, which had independent rear suspension on that ass and was stroking me like a pro, this ain't shit. But that's just me...
discussion comment
12 years ago
Okay, never mind.
After a few posts from Staxwell, I quickly realized that drugs will demolish whatever sanity you ever had. Isn't he the guy who freaked out a few months ago with all of that fucking insane REFRAME shit, and mindless babbling about some fucking Dalai Lama in platforms or some such insanity.
Yeah, fuck the drugs. I'm not that nuts.
discussion comment
12 years ago
Interesting point.
And if I really cared about bonding with a stripper, I might actually consider it. But it still is an interesting point.
Now, as someone who has never done drugs, not even weed (yeah, I know, WTF??), I've got a lot of fears and rules around drugs.
However, it would really enhance MY experience sexually, I'm not against trying something new. But I have some questions:
1. What's a 'molly'?
2. Why do weed with black girls?
3. And really, is there ANYTHING that really changes a pretty young girl's natural dislike of being with old guys? Or would drugs just make her give less of a shit about it?
discussion comment
12 years ago
MBOT is a place for guys with more money than brains. I've been there maybe 4 or 5 times, back a couple decades ago. I kept coming back to see if it had improved. It hadn't. It's a fun idea, but the prices are for guys who are morons.
Back when I was going there, there were better places in SF, like New Century (until it died and was swallowed up by DV or whatever) and Market St. Cinema (which seemed wild and crazy, but actually sucked) and that other place with the hot Asians, which apparently now is pretty expensive and sucky.
I think SF is pretty much useless now as far as Strip Clubs. I'm not a big fan of the entire city, personally. With all the freakin' homeless, and really nowhere aside from a couple tourist spots where it's good to walk, it pretty much sucks. Ever walk thru downtown San Francisco? It's a whole bunch of nothing. I've never understood what people find so great about the place. And it takes fucking 2 hours to get a trolley because the lines are so long. And if it's been raining you may as well forget the trolleys because they're so full they're backed up for hours.
discussion comment
12 years ago
"Then what was the fucking point? Besides stating the obvious?"
Okay, and what is the fucking point of 95% of the shit that's posted on this forum? Nothing. It's crap to talk about. At least the stuff I post has a tiny bit of thought behind it, unlike most of the mindless, drugged out, childish bullshit you guys seem to love so much.
And it gives all the children here something to do. Instead of discussing stuff like adults, they jump up and down and call people names and mock them.
So I'm doing like a public service.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I almost threw up when I read the whole thing. And many of these chicks are the most manipulative, lying bitches on the planet, using their looks to extract every penny out of these guys' pockets. And they act like they're poor, defenseless little girls, caught in the web of these mean, dangerous, manipulative men.
What a complete load of BS. Another reason why I don't read, or give a shit about, stripperweb.
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12 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I love it...she describes the "User", who initially buys her stuff and takes her on "fancy dinners and drinking in clubs, shopping trips and he picks up the bill for it all". But then, she complains, all of that turns around, and he dares to start "manipulating" and asking for stuff from her.
It's okay if SHE is the financial parasite, but if he tries it, and "...is looking for a human ATM" like she is, then all bets are off, the relationship is crap.
What fucking hypocrites these chicks are.
discussion comment
12 years ago
I read it once, years ago, and realized it was mostly girls talking useless girl shit, like the best way to do laps during your period without getting any on the chair and the customers and shit.
Honestly, I don't give a flying fuck what some stripper thinks. Just look hot, give me some good laps, and move on so I can get a dance from the next one. They're young girls, fucked up in the head like many young girls, maybe more, I have zero in common with them, and what they think of me and other customers is irrelevant.
discussion comment
12 years ago
sclvr5005, get a freakin' grip, will you?
I merely raised a point. Something to consider. I don't need your advice on how to deal with it. I don't need any advice on how to deal with it. I deal with it like anyone else. I go to clubs, find hot chicks, and pay for sex, just like anyone else. I'm not a fucking moron who needs your brilliant solution to tell me that. Any fucking moron knows how to deal with it.
But that's not the point. Geezus.
discussion comment
12 years ago
"Rather than whining about it, just man up and pay for it like the rest of us."
And that's part of the problem. Clowns like you who think it's 'manly' to pay up.
discussion comment
12 years ago
First of all, I never got that whole Ravel's Bolero thing. Didn't seem like sex music at all.
And Bo Derek? Really? What the hell was so hot about her? She had those weird, huge cheekbones and unattractive face.
And Stairway to Heaven during a lapdance??? Yeah, I suppose if you want to fall asleep it's fine. One of the greatest songs ever written, but not something I want to hear during a lapdance.