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11 years ago
So I'm curious, what are the chances that a given club will be raided in any particular night?
Maybe something like 1 in 263 trillion?
Why even worry? Yeah, if a club has a history of LE troubles, then yeah, be careful. But why fucking worry? All my visits to strip clubs over the years I've never seen anything like that.
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11 years ago
Mood killers:
1. Dancer scolds you for not buying her a drink, or for not tipping her, or for any other reason.
2. Dancer starts asking serious questions about your background, for which you have to make up mindless shit because that's none of her damn business and you don't give a damn about discussing your or her life story, you're there to get laps with hot chicks and have some fun.
3. Air dance.
4. A dancer who starts psycho-analyzing you. I actually had that before. Black chick, asks me my sign (people still do that???), starts analyzing me, and decides "oh, you're one of THEM" and storms off. Geezus, are you freakin' kidding me?
5. A chick who starts out the lap telling you she just started working there, and can't believe that some of the dancers there actually have sexual contact with the customers. EEEWWWWWW !!!!!!!!
6. A chick who starts discussing your wedding ring, and gives you this holier than thou "oh, you're married..." BS.
7. Dishonest dancer.
8. Black chick with a huge butt who thinks that what guys really want in a lap dance is for her to back it up to you, and pile-drive your crotch into submission until it gets welts.
9. Dancer who has no clue how to give a decent HJ, and dry-rubs your dick until it's raw and painful.
10. Clueless lap dancer who does weird shit that she thinks is sexy but is in fact either just stupid or downright painful, but certainly not sexy, just annoying. Like pinching/tweaking your nipples (BTW ladies, only chicks like nipple play).
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11 years ago
Oh, and before someone says, "yeah, but whites and hispanics are just as bad..", the comparable rates are:
White: 7%
Hispanic: 12%
Black: 30%
Not even close.
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11 years ago
"There could be African American neighborhoods that are peaceful, and there could be White/Caucasion neighborhoods that are total no-man's lands."
While that sounds good, and might be true in specific cases, the FACTS are, and the dirty little secret in the African American community that nobody will admit, that based on FBI statistics, "the proportion of African American males ages 20-29 under criminal justice supervision was approaching one in three", and that was over a decade ago as I recall. And at the time it was increasing from 1 in 4 just a few years prior. And by "supervision" they meant either in prison, on probation, or on parole.
Now anyone can twist that however they want to fit their own personal beliefs and what makes them feel good, but when young black males are around there is a VERY good chance there is also a lot of crime.
I can find the link if anyone is interested, but if you look up Sentencing Project you should find it.
So when the cops stop and "harass" young black males, it may have some reason behind it. And when guys like me go thru a black neighborhood and the hair stands up on the back of our heads, it's not because we're racist.
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11 years ago
"As far as comments denigrating me by association (i.e. "...the other 6 year olds")"
Dude, are you serious??? How could you possible assume that I was talking about you?? I wasn't. Not even close.
I was talking about the children in this forum who have these childish battles of constant hatred with anyone who disagrees with them.
Relax.
Oh, and spelling repair was free of charge... :)
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11 years ago
So, CrazyJoe...
Lemme see...I call you a moron or whatever, and now until the end of time I'm on your shit list and you'll spend the rest of your life jumping into every conversation just to call me names and shit...
Yeah, I was right. You are a fucking moron. Although you fit right in here with the other 6 year olds.
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11 years ago
What the fuck are you guys talking about?
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11 years ago
And another BTW...
IMO, there are some costume/outfits that are, in general, very difficult or even impossible to be sexy. And I'll borrow from the list of Christal (though I'm sure she managed to pull it off somehow and make them sexy):
French Maid
Cowgirl
Belly Dancer
Indian/Pocahontas
Gothic Punk Rocker
Sailor
Little Bo Peep
Pirate
Waitress
Jungle Girl
Vampire
In general, IMO, these are themes that a woman might pick as her idea of what sexy might be. But in reality, at least for me, these are just not sexy themes...
Belly dancer? Come on, does anyone really think that's sexy? And the whole French Maid thing seems to be very common, but at least IMO, it's very tough to really make it work as a sexy idea.
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11 years ago
Oh, and BTW...
Most of the standard "themed" costumes you see, especially those cheezy Halloween-type costumes, are just goofy and stupid.
Again, IMO, probably some women's idea of what a "sexy" outfit is, when in fact it's just silly.
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11 years ago
Never had what the OP describes, only some crotch pounding from black strippers who for some reason think that bouncing a 20 lb butt on your boner is what you really want. It's not...
Have had some soreness from really bad handjobs though. And that will sneak up on you, and you might not realize it until later.
But when a dancer is hurting me I've learned to speak up immediately. However, unfortunately, those dancers are generally clueless so even after you tell them you're bound to have a pretty useless dance. So once you start to feel some bad karma in a dance, cut it short and move on to the next, IMO.
And I agree, if you're not dressed properly for a lap dance you're just asking for some pain. Find some lap dance pants (or better yet, shorts) and you'll be much happier. But be careful, some of the fabrics out there can result in some nasty soreness when she gives you an outside the pants HJ....
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11 years ago
I guess I'm just the opposite of most guys, who apparently are only interested in seeing nekkid wimmenz....
IMO, the vast majority of women, when you see them totally nekkid, really aren't very hot. Sure, there are the exceptions, but for me most women need some help. Makeup, heels, and especially a hot outfit. And what constitutes a hot outfit varies by the girl. Some girls with insane tits can wear certain outfits that work with insane tits. Other girls don't look nearly as hot.
Personally, I am so freakin' tired of the same 'ol bikini outfits that damn near every stripper in LA wears. GEEZ, girls, be a little bit inventive and wear something exciting !!!
And another way I'm the opposite of many men is that lingerie usually doesn't do shit for me. For some reason most women think it's, like, real sexy, but personally I think it's just a women's misunderstanding of what 'sexy' is....
I would LOVE it if some insanely hot dancer came out in a super tight, stretchy tube dress and heels, looking all glamorous and shit. But in my experience most dancers don't give a damn about how they dress, they just throw on the nearest bikini and call it good.
But maybe the average guy who goes to a club doesn't give a damn about that kind of stuff, and he's just so excited to be talking to a semi-nekkid woman that it's all he needs. I don't get it....
I never met this Christal chick, but she seemed like a very special girl who seemed to really care about pleasing her customers. Unfortunately that's REALLY rare, IMO.
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11 years ago
The only reason I've had regrets is if I cum in mid-dance and the dancer doesn't realize it and just keeps going. After I blow I generally lose the mood real quick, so having her working hard on me just gets kinda boring. Plus I start worrying about her not realizing what happened and getting all wet and freaking.
BTW, a lot of guys here are pretty proud they don't cum from a lap dance. Never understood why. They like to cite all that "I'm not a 14 year old teenager with premature ejaculation problems" or some such nonsense. Must be a bunch of old guys who can't get it up. Or maybe they've never really had a high mileage lap dance. But if it helps to feel proud of it, then be my guest.
Cumming from a lap dance is cheaper, cleaner, less risky, and a lot easier to do in a strip club. But whatever floats your boat....
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11 years ago
Walmart is the home of the anti-boner. Always. No exception. The nastiest, fattest, ugliest women I've ever seen are attracted to WalMart like flies to a lamp. My god, huge women with continuous rolls of fat wearing the tightest stretch pants.
Now for some reason I've seen some awesomely hot stripper looking girls wearing very hot outfits at Costco. Never figured that out.
One reason I never go to WalMart is the ugly women there. I don't want to turn gay. And too much WalMart just might do it. I'm serious.
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11 years ago
And what about the other end of the scale? Ever have a girl who spit it out and washed her mouth out and hacked and shit just to make sure she got every last bit of it out? Geezus, talk about making you feel like crap !!! Hell I felt almost embarrassed that I dared to inject her pristine mouth with that god awful disgusting stuff !!! Talk about killing the mood......
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11 years ago
Whoa...Birthday Boy...I just noticed you reviewed the club and you're in Davenport, Iowa...
Um, dude, yeah, maybe you're right. Maybe you shouldn't go to anymore clubs. Might just be a waste of money. Maybe I'm way off, but I don't think Davenport Iowa is the home of great strip clubs...
Have you considered moving?
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11 years ago
Birthday Boy, don't give up just because of one crappy experience !!! Going to a club can be a BLAST !!! Tiny titties are NOT typical in clubs. Many girls have big, soft, bouncy boobies that they do wonderful things to you with.
Try a different club. Son, trust me, when a hot dancer gets down on her knees and wraps them big nasty DDD boobies around your dick and starts jacking you off for a mere $10 lap dance, you'll be back for more !!!
And the thing with regulars...yeah, probably the one thing that pisses me off the most about going to clubs. A lot of a-holes who think they can horde all the hot dancers, and are stupid enough to lay out tons of cash just to have a girl talk to them. But be careful, a lot of guys in this forum ARE those loser regulars, so don't be too negative. They're very sensitive too....
Just relax, and have fun. Check out some other clubs. Sounds like you got a dud that night. As here for advice, and you may actually get it.
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11 years ago
Someone report the SOB !!! I've done it a bunch of times, and it works. The guy's been around leeching off others since 2007 or whatever and providing nothing useful.
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11 years ago
Or you could do your civic duty and text the drug dealers to meet you at motorhead's motel for a buy and have the cops waiting there...
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11 years ago
Look at his other reviews...
A while back he copied and pasted the exact same review to two different clubs. The guy's a douche...probably hijacked part of somebody else's review and pasted it a few times to make it look long.
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11 years ago
Personally, I think that a really CARING customer would first ASK the dancer what she prefers. Face it, not all dancers are the same, and we should be mindful of individual preferences. Because we're there NOT for our own selfish pleasures, we're at the club to not only pay the dancers, but also to please them and make them feel good and comfortable.
So I recommend that you keep a fairly comprehensive wardrobe in your car, and ask each dancer what she prefers. If necessary, go out to the car and change. One dancer might not like seeing your hairy legs in shorts, another might prefer dress slacks, and another might prefer a slightly softer fabric.
Geezus, who the fuck cares what the dancer thinks ??? Wear what you want, if she doesn't like it then fuck her, move on to the next one. She's the one who loses, not you.
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11 years ago
"Yeah....text the PLs and tell them "you" are horny and to come to a motel. So 4 PLs show up at the same time. Lol."
Yeah, funny. Well, unless one of those PL's is you I suppose...
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11 years ago
Yes, I've met a straight male who didn't necessarily prefer a blowjob from a beautiful woman...
ME !!!
Why? Because when a girl gives you a BJ all you see is the top of her head. Yeah, if she's good it feels great. But geez, all you see is the top of a bobbing head. You don't see her face, or her body, nothing !! You don't feel her body, you don't smell her, you aren't tasting her nipples, you don't see a hot, sexy woman, she's not talking nasty stuff in your ear. All the joys of being with a woman are pretty much gone.
So why is it any different from using a fleshlight or whatever they're called, or even using your own hand? For me, it ISN'T all that different.
Now why is CIM so awesome? Personally, I think that part of it is because men are so tired of women who either don't know how to pleasure them, or have so many freakin' rules about what they will or won't do, that when a girl happily does something she wouldn't normally do just for you, it feels INCREDIBLE !!!! She's going out of her way just for you. And that is rare enough with women that when it happens, it's awesome.
Now I'm sure there are also other reasons depending on the guy. Domination for those guys who have been treated like crap by women all their lives and want to get back at them or have some other weird mental stuff going on.
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11 years ago
Okay, somebody please explain to me something...
There are tons and tons of shows for women. All the fucking Oprah's and soap operas and ice skating and good lord the list goes on forever.
But how many shows just for men? Huh? Fucking sports and that's about it. And for those of us who couldn't give a rats ass about sitting on our asses and watching hours of sports all day, what's left? Stuff like the Man Show doesn't exist. BUT FUCKING WHY ??? I don't get it. It was excellent, and the kind of stuff guys should LOVE !! Hot chicks, very funny stuff making fun of chicks, and just a great show.
I swear to god we have become so pussified that we sit around watching whatever women want and putting up with that inane crap we call TV. Everything has to be so fucking proper and not offend anyone and respect women and all this BS. And we put up with it.
Geezus, I don't get it. Men have had their balls removed in this country, and it's been that way for many years. And it's getting worse. Women are taking control in politics and shutting down strip clubs and making them SUCK!!! No prostitution, no good shit on TV, NOTHING.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves.
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11 years ago
Isn't it obvious that older people would have a higher incidence of STD's solely because they've been around longer? I mean you don't expect 16 year olds to have much incidence of STD's because, well, they've only been banging chicks for maybe a year or so.
Or maybe I'm missing the point....
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11 years ago
Yeah, maybe you have a point about the gay porn thing...I didn't read that. But still, all he was doing was jacking it. Now if he had tried some of that gay shit on the boys, and touched them or whatever, then yeah, kick his ass out. But I don't know, if he was just beating off in the privacy of his own office, well....
That's a tough call.
But honestly, if it was just a straight male teacher who had been watching a bunch of hot high school girls all day in their short skirts and shit, and he just had to get some relief by beating off, I can't blame the guy. That should be a First Amendment Right.