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Somebody Has A Vivid Imagination

tenisbum1776

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

This is my home club. I suppose nothing is impossible but if what he described actually happened it would be a miracle of biblical proportions. I'm calling "bullshit" on this one.

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Rivertwice

Wow, that's one long review. I think I'll wait for the cliff notes.

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gawker

Sounds like historical fiction to me.

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gsv

Skimmed through it, and yeah, that's definitely a work of fiction.

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motorhead

Penthouse Forum Lite?

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Club_Goer_Seattle

It reads like an article, not a review. Had it been in the articles section, would we even comment on it?

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Alucard

Did you Flag it?

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gatorfan

I've never read the Bible

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Clubber

I hope you "Flagged" it!

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mayberrywell

Dime store fiction

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rogertex

Don't care if it was real or fantasy - it was good. Fuckin good !

I read his previous two-for-one review too - kinda felt like he went out shoppin for a used car

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shadowcat

It was a crappy story. It did not have a happy ending. :)

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Pablo Antonio

Total bullshit fabrication. He is lying thru his teeth.

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grand1511

Rejected by Penthouse Forum

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crazyjoe

He is a plagerizer

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rell

he has a wonderful imagination though

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endlesstempo

Doubtful. Highly, highly doubtful. I'd flag it.

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jerikson40

Okay, so let me get this straight...

A guy goes to a strip club, get's some decent mileage dances with apparently no real sex, except maybe some pussy licks, doesn't do FS or even BJ or even cum from the dance, with a drunk dancer who gives him some nasty talk, right?

And that's a miracle or biblical proportions?

WTF?? Are you guys serious? What's the fucking miracle? Because she did nasty talk?

Have you guys ever been to a high mileage club? Or maybe this club is so fucking low mileage that it's all air dances and the chances of a drunk dancer getting away with even tiny mileage are zero?

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spoonie

Not a drunk dancer, a drunk female customer with her mate cheering her on. Certainly high fantasy material for some. It sounds like bullshit, but I'm going to pretend it's true. Glad I read it.

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