Somebody Has A Vivid Imagination

Wow, that's one long review. I think I'll wait for the cliff notes.

Sounds like historical fiction to me.

Skimmed through it, and yeah, that's definitely a work of fiction.

Penthouse Forum Lite?

It reads like an article, not a review. Had it been in the articles section, would we even comment on it?

Did you Flag it?

I've never read the Bible

I hope you "Flagged" it!

Dime store fiction

Don't care if it was real or fantasy - it was good.

Fuckin good !

I read his previous two-for-one review too - kinda felt like he went out shoppin for a used car

It was a crappy story. It did not have a happy ending. :)

Total bullshit fabrication. He is lying thru his teeth.

Rejected by Penthouse Forum

He is a plagerizer

he has a wonderful imagination though

Doubtful. Highly, highly doubtful. I'd flag it.

Okay, so let me get this straight...

A guy goes to a strip club, get's some decent mileage dances with apparently no real sex, except maybe some pussy licks, doesn't do FS or even BJ or even cum from the dance, with a drunk dancer who gives him some nasty talk, right?

And that's a miracle or biblical proportions?

WTF?? Are you guys serious? What's the fucking miracle? Because she did nasty talk?

Have you guys ever been to a high mileage club? Or maybe this club is so fucking low mileage that it's all air dances and the chances of a drunk dancer getting away with even tiny mileage are zero?

Not a drunk dancer, a drunk female customer with her mate cheering her on. Certainly high fantasy material for some. It sounds like bullshit, but I'm going to pretend it's true. Glad I read it.