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Best Strip Club Music

Wednesday, December 26, 2012 6:09 PM
What are your favorite strip club songs? I like rap and hip hop songs. Mainly contemporary hits. Katy Perry's E.T. is a good club song. Kesha has many good club songs along with Pitbull, Kanye West, Chris Brown, Enrique Iglesias, and Wiz Khalifa just to name the ones at the top of my head.

47 comments

  • gsv
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    12 years ago
    Rap and hip hop isn't bad but I tend to like house music more. A mix of both is perfect, though.
  • Clackport
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    12 years ago
    Hip Hop and Rap for me.
  • Corvus
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    12 years ago
    My favorite SC songs are very long songs. Although I've never heard one yet.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Metal or Classic Rock. I HATE cRAP!!!
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    I hate rock and troll but but you don't see me insulting your music jerk. For the strip club, id say SOME HOUSE MUSIC and long dubstep/techno
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    I like Frank Sinatra. I guess that explains why I am not a strip club DJ. :)
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    I prefer music from my youth - 1970's & 1980's & early 1990's classic rock. RAP gives me a headache after about an hour. Too music Rap is played in clubs now.
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    I don't care as long as the dancer likes it, because if SHE likes it she'll dance much better, whether it be onstage or on my lap. But personally I like Green Day, Garbage, old STP/Scott Weiland, & indie/college stuff.....material you rarely hear in a SC.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    lopaw, I thought it was how MUCH you paid her that determined her dancing enthusiasm. LOL
  • Doc_Holliday
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    12 years ago
    I don't think strippers are as binary as we make them. Blues, blues based rock, dubstep & house, Latin dance, disco and pop, hip hop. In that order. I enjoy when clubs have music themed nights like 80's night.
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    I like rock and heavy metal and some classic rock from the 80's and 90's. I don't care for rap too much. Country music is usually like scratching a chalkboard as far as how it makes me feel. I didn't even think most of what I liked was heavy metal until a couple of decades ago, I noticed the music stores moved most of the groups I liked into a heavy metal section.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    I will insult any "music" I wish. I must have hit a sore spot, eh?
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    Oh, music blasting so loud that it hurts your ears and/or your ears start ringing is even worse than country music in my opinion or close to it.
  • Lone_Wolf
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    12 years ago
    make it rain trick - travis porter. Otherwise mostly classic rock.
  • lopaw
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    12 years ago
    lol very true, Alucard, but I've had many instances where a dancer's dancing style can change dramatically during LD's if the DJ happens to play a favorite song of hers....especially if the song is slow and sensual.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    Anything that isn't country is okay. Really. You know the saying "If it's country, it ain't music". Now, to get serious... The music I really want in strip clubs is the music you never hear. You want music that enhances the sexual, erotic, hot atmosphere. You want slow, grinding, funky, nasty, sex music. Now rap, funk, rock, whatever, is all fine. I love it. But for a strip club you need sex music. Music to fuck by. Music to get jacked off by. I have this vision of a strip club with (of course) insanely hot girls, all dressed up in super tight, slutty ankle-length gowns. Tube dresses I think they're called. The fabric is so tight and thin and almost see-thru that you can see the outline of their nipples. They all look like the hottest 1950's glamorous sex kittens. The lights go down, and the DJ starts playing Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir". The whole fucking place shakes with John Bonham's drum beat. Spotlights on the stage, and one by one the hottest strippers on the planet slink out onto the stage, slowly dancing and teasing and just oozing hot sex. They dance and pose for a bit on stage, giving the whole audience boners, then one by one make their way to the floor and give each guy in the audience a super hot lap dance. The whole room turns into a super high mileage lap dance room, everyone getting sucked and jerked and fucked. That's what strip club music should be. Instead it's some throwaway crap that merely gives dancers something to dance to.
  • Doc_Holliday
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    12 years ago
  • samsung1
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    12 years ago
    I don't like going to strip clubs that play the same songs every night.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    I see your point lopaw. :))
  • igloo9999
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    12 years ago
    wow..... I know I'm not the oldest here but on this one I really feel like I am.... personally, it's classic rock all the way for me ........ BUT....... I'm not there to listen to the music..... I can do that at home. I also don't give a flying damn what the dancer likes...... it's my money until she 'takes' it from me. You want to empty my wallet quickly? long, slow & sensual with good body to body contact..... there ya go... wallet is now open..... continue & most likely it's all yours.....
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    If I have to have my ears attacked, I'd rather it be music I like.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    At some clubs, the best music played in strip clubs (if they have middle aged DJs) is brief cuts of classic rock and metal during the short interlude of waiting for a dancer to come up to the stage...or at closing as the crowd is heading out. It's a nice break from the hip hop. In Michigan, Uncle Ted's "Fred Bear" is a crowd favorite, especially during deer season.
  • tumblingdice
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    12 years ago
    Loclam!Ditto,I walk alone.
  • gatorfan
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    12 years ago
    Polka is my favorite
  • DandyDan
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    12 years ago
    Pretty much anything that rocks, including all the old-school heavy metal man can ask for. Of course, at one of my regular clubs, they never do that unless it's an old Kiss or AC/DC song. OTOH, you NEVER know what they will play at one of my other regular clubs. Also, some country songs are all right in a strip club. I wouldn't want to go to an all-country night, though.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    What no Luv for French Montana, Pop That, Ciroc Berry, Patron, Popping Molly's, etc...lol [view link] Can also appreciate the classics like Van Halen "Dance the Night Away"; Brian Ferry "Slave to Love"; The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary"; Social Distortion's "Sometimes I Do" or even Manson's "Sweet Dreams" [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link] [view link]
  • jackslash
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    12 years ago
    My ATF says rap is good to dance to because the beat gives her a lot of energy. I'm still not a rap fan, but I've come to appreciate some rap artists. My favorite strip club song: "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days"
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    Gospel :)
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    I grew up in the 80s so that is my favorite type of music to listen to personally. Although I am not a big fan of hip hop, even less most of those tatted up artists, I do enjoy the bass beat of many hip hop songs and I think the beat of many hip hop songs is conducive to stripper dancer and particularly booty shakin’ (which I know it’s not the thing for many but I like it).
  • JuiceBox69
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    12 years ago
    Dubstepish music
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    Just thought of one that would certainly bring back pleasant mamories for me, Ravel's Boléro. Some old timers will know what I'm talking about. I'd love to see a fave dance to that!
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    Clubber - or Bo Derek in her prime?
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    sc At 55 she is still looking good! I don't think she has had a child, otherwise, a definite MILF!
  • yndy
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    12 years ago
    @Clubber: Bo turned 56 November 20 (56 years after'56!). I still have her first Playboy. I see on her website I can send it to her and have her autograph it for $25. For only $10 more she will send it back! @Lopaw: One of the clubs I visit very occasionally, very occasionally plays some Green Day. I've been listening to Dos! for about a week. I've been fortunate a few times to have Stairway to Heaven (EIGHT minutes!!!) playing during dances. [view link]
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    I remember one DJ played Can't Drive 55 right before the club closed. Then he told everyone to drive 90 saying they can't catch us all. I thought that was amusing. No one listens to the DJ rambling anyway so no harm done. A song I like with a good beat can change my mood and make me what to have fun and tip the dancers. Something I don't like is annoying and makes me want to speed up time.
  • crazyjoe
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    12 years ago
    I agree with mad dog romeo and papi chulo. I appreciate classic rock. Its crazy how many 18- 20 yr olds listen to that music too. R&B grew on me from going to clubs and I listen to it a lot now. I like variety.
  • jerikson40
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    12 years ago
    First of all, I never got that whole Ravel's Bolero thing. Didn't seem like sex music at all. And Bo Derek? Really? What the hell was so hot about her? She had those weird, huge cheekbones and unattractive face. And Stairway to Heaven during a lapdance??? Yeah, I suppose if you want to fall asleep it's fine. One of the greatest songs ever written, but not something I want to hear during a lapdance.
  • Playcity
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    12 years ago
    Hip-hop, dancehall reggae,and some spanish song for me. I usually hear 2-chains or tyga playing in the clubs nowadays.
  • sclvr5005
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    12 years ago
    I'm a white guy but I like old school Spanish songs & salsa. And like Lopaw I like alt stuff too tho you don't hear it in clubs much.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    I've never heard Stairway to Heaven, but I have heard November Rain, and it's close to 9 minutes.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    LA Woman is pretty long too. They have some sleazy shortened version they play that fits into 3 minute/song rule.
  • Dougster
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    12 years ago
    Yeah, I'm all into rap and hip-hop too now. More of how stripper culture has corrupted me.
  • Estafador
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    12 years ago
    country? EWWW that gross stuff that? NASTY BRO. I can't see that being played anywhere but a hoedown....or whatever they call those squaredancing places.
  • DandyDan
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    12 years ago
    I've gotten a lap dance to Freebird, which is another very long song.
  • farmerart
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    12 years ago
    I'll pipe up for Bolero as well. The pulsating, throbbing beat is about as sexual as music can be. It is even possible that I might splooge my boxers for the first time in a club if the full 16+ minutes were played while a hot, talented dancer gyrated on my lap.
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    fa, Funny man, funny! And, I think I'll agree with your last statement. :)
  • sharkhunter
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    12 years ago
    I remember a song I thought was good for strip clubs. [view link] Lords Of Acid - Show Me Your Pussy
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