Best Strip Club Music
Omega22
I like rap and hip hop songs. Mainly contemporary hits. Katy Perry's E.T. is a good club song. Kesha has many good club songs along with Pitbull, Kanye West, Chris Brown, Enrique Iglesias, and Wiz Khalifa just to name the ones at the top of my head.
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But personally I like Green Day, Garbage, old STP/Scott Weiland, & indie/college stuff.....material you rarely hear in a SC.
Blues, blues based rock, dubstep & house, Latin dance, disco and pop, hip hop. In that order. I enjoy when clubs have music themed nights like 80's night.
I didn't even think most of what I liked was heavy metal until a couple of decades ago, I noticed the music stores moved most of the groups I liked into a heavy metal section.
You know the saying "If it's country, it ain't music".
Now, to get serious...
The music I really want in strip clubs is the music you never hear. You want music that enhances the sexual, erotic, hot atmosphere. You want slow, grinding, funky, nasty, sex music.
Now rap, funk, rock, whatever, is all fine. I love it. But for a strip club you need sex music. Music to fuck by. Music to get jacked off by.
I have this vision of a strip club with (of course) insanely hot girls, all dressed up in super tight, slutty ankle-length gowns. Tube dresses I think they're called. The fabric is so tight and thin and almost see-thru that you can see the outline of their nipples. They all look like the hottest 1950's glamorous sex kittens.
The lights go down, and the DJ starts playing Led Zeppelin's "Kashmir". The whole fucking place shakes with John Bonham's drum beat.
Spotlights on the stage, and one by one the hottest strippers on the planet slink out onto the stage, slowly dancing and teasing and just oozing hot sex. They dance and pose for a bit on stage, giving the whole audience boners, then one by one make their way to the floor and give each guy in the audience a super hot lap dance. The whole room turns into a super high mileage lap dance room, everyone getting sucked and jerked and fucked.
That's what strip club music should be. Instead it's some throwaway crap that merely gives dancers something to dance to.
In Michigan, Uncle Ted's "Fred Bear" is a crowd favorite, especially during deer season.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X98HX5nbs…
Can also appreciate the classics like Van Halen "Dance the Night Away"; Brian Ferry "Slave to Love"; The Cult's "She Sells Sanctuary"; Social Distortion's "Sometimes I Do" or even Manson's "Sweet Dreams"
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My favorite strip club song: "Porn Star Dancing" by My Darkest Days"
Although I am not a big fan of hip hop, even less most of those tatted up artists, I do enjoy the bass beat of many hip hop songs and I think the beat of many hip hop songs is conducive to stripper dancer and particularly booty shakin’ (which I know it’s not the thing for many but I like it).
At 55 she is still looking good! I don't think she has had a child, otherwise, a definite MILF!
@Clubber: Bo turned 56 November 20 (56 years after'56!). I still have her first Playboy. I see on her website I can send it to her and have her autograph it for $25. For only $10 more she will send it back!
@Lopaw: One of the clubs I visit very occasionally, very occasionally plays some Green Day. I've been listening to Dos! for about a week.
I've been fortunate a few times to have Stairway to Heaven (EIGHT minutes!!!) playing during dances.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-207_162-5756…
A song I like with a good beat can change my mood and make me what to have fun and tip the dancers. Something I don't like is annoying and makes me want to speed up time.
And Bo Derek? Really? What the hell was so hot about her? She had those weird, huge cheekbones and unattractive face.
And Stairway to Heaven during a lapdance??? Yeah, I suppose if you want to fall asleep it's fine. One of the greatest songs ever written, but not something I want to hear during a lapdance.
It is even possible that I might splooge my boxers for the first time in a club if the full 16+ minutes were played while a hot, talented dancer gyrated on my lap.
Funny man, funny! And, I think I'll agree with your last statement. :)
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