The Celebrity Least Likely to . . .

JacksonEsskay
Virginia
OK, we've had discussions recently about whether you would want to get extra's from the "Octomom," which celebrity you would want to get a lap dance from or see "on the pole," but what about which female celebrity generally considered hot (not Roseanne Barr, for example -- if you find her hot, well, my apologies) who you WOULD NOT want to see on stage at a strip club and WOULD NOT get a VIP from even if extras were in the offing?

My vote goes the Lindsey Lohan . . . the girl is just to messed up in her private life.

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motorhead
12 years ago
Can't argue with Lohan, that's for sure.

Someone that is supposed to be uber hot, but I don't get is Scarlett Johansson.

She has a smokin' bod, but I would have to look away from her face.
mjx01
12 years ago
Good to see you Jack. Haven't seen you in awhile.

I say Kim Kardasian. She doesn't do anything for me.
hard10
12 years ago
Sarah Jessica Parker
the mighty quinn
12 years ago
I'm thinking Carmen Electra.
steve229
12 years ago

I've never gotten the attraction of Tom Brady's "supermodel" wife Gisele Bundchen. I liked his ex-girlfriend/baby mommy a lot better.
steve229
12 years ago

@hard10 - what's wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker? Just bring a cube of sugar and a carrot and she'll be eating out of your hand
DandyDan
12 years ago
My problem with the original post is I don't think Lindsey Lohan is hot at all. I'd have to vote for all the Kardashians, and any reality star who is famous for being famous, like Paris Hilton.
mikeya02
12 years ago
I was going to say Britney Spears, but after seeing a recent pic, she doesn't qualify as being close to hot.
steve229
12 years ago
"My problem with the original post is I don't think Lindsey Lohan is hot at all."

There was a time, before she started her long downward slide, when she was gorgeous. I blame that fez guy.

http://llohan.net/lindsay-lohan06.jpg
MADDOG_ROMEO
12 years ago
For me it's Courtney Love....
gatorfan
12 years ago
Roseann Barr
Tiredtraveler
12 years ago
I know she is very young but the media thinks Miley Cyrus is hot and I think she frightening.
steve229
12 years ago
"I know she is very young but the media thinks Miley Cyrus is hot"

she's just being miley...

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/655716/thumbs/…

Don't worry, she's 19 now...unless you're watching Hannah Montana re-runs
Dougster
12 years ago
@jackson: Are you kidding? Lindsey is perfect stripper material. I'll be very surprised if she *doesn't* end up as one.
Clubber
12 years ago
I have to agree with every single choice on this post, so far.
JacksonEsskay
12 years ago
Dougster -- I did not say she wasn't stripper material (I agree she is a certain type of stripper material) . . . I just meant that I would not want to see her dance/get LDs from her because of all the SS she would bring with her :)

I agree with most of the posts so far . . . these celebrities are mostly so over-exposed and bent on self-destruction that whatever attraction they might have had has been long disposed of. Most of them are, as one posted mentioned, merely now famous for being (in)famous.
Ermita_Nights
12 years ago
Sarah Jessica Parker certainly. Lohan wins the prize for her cadaverous skin.
motorhead
12 years ago
Lohan went from a real cute kid to looking worse than a $10 Detroit crack whore.
she_is_covfefe
12 years ago
Jennifer Lopez. She's just plain average to me.
metalhed
12 years ago
Barbra Walters is a definate no! Haha but actually beyonce, i dont find her attractive...maybe just be
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