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The Celebrity Least Likely to . . .

JacksonEsskay

Virginia

14 yrs ago · 1 min read

OK, we've had discussions recently about whether you would want to get extra's from the "Octomom," which celebrity you would want to get a lap dance from or see "on the pole," but what about which female celebrity generally considered hot (not Roseanne Barr, for example -- if you find her hot, well, my apologies) who you WOULD NOT want to see on stage at a strip club and WOULD NOT get a VIP from even if extras were in the offing?

My vote goes the Lindsey Lohan . . . the girl is just to messed up in her private life.

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motorhead

Can't argue with Lohan, that's for sure.

Someone that is supposed to be uber hot, but I don't get is Scarlett Johansson.

She has a smokin' bod, but I would have to look away from her face.

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mjx01

Good to see you Jack. Haven't seen you in awhile.

I say Kim Kardasian. She doesn't do anything for me.

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hard10

Sarah Jessica Parker

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the mighty quinn

I'm thinking Carmen Electra.

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steve229

I've never gotten the attraction of Tom Brady's "supermodel" wife Gisele Bundchen. I liked his ex-girlfriend/baby mommy a lot better.

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steve229

@hard10 - what's wrong with Sarah Jessica Parker? Just bring a cube of sugar and a carrot and she'll be eating out of your hand

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DandyDan

My problem with the original post is I don't think Lindsey Lohan is hot at all. I'd have to vote for all the Kardashians, and any reality star who is famous for being famous, like Paris Hilton.

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mikeya02

I was going to say Britney Spears, but after seeing a recent pic, she doesn't qualify as being close to hot.

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steve229

"My problem with the original post is I don't think Lindsey Lohan is hot at all."

There was a time, before she started her long downward slide, when she was gorgeous. I blame that fez guy.

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MADDOG_ROMEO

For me it's Courtney Love....

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gatorfan

Roseann Barr

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Tiredtraveler

I know she is very young but the media thinks Miley Cyrus is hot and I think she frightening.

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steve229

"I know she is very young but the media thinks Miley Cyrus is hot"

she's just being miley...

Don't worry, she's 19 now...unless you're watching Hannah Montana re-runs

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Dougster

@jackson: Are you kidding? Lindsey is perfect stripper material. I'll be very surprised if she doesn't end up as one.

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Clubber

I have to agree with every single choice on this post, so far.

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JacksonEsskay

Dougster -- I did not say she wasn't stripper material (I agree she is a certain type of stripper material) . . . I just meant that I would not want to see her dance/get LDs from her because of all the SS she would bring with her :)

I agree with most of the posts so far . . . these celebrities are mostly so over-exposed and bent on self-destruction that whatever attraction they might have had has been long disposed of. Most of them are, as one posted mentioned, merely now famous for being (in)famous.

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Ermita_Nights

Sarah Jessica Parker certainly. Lohan wins the prize for her cadaverous skin.

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motorhead

Lohan went from a real cute kid to looking worse than a $10 Detroit crack whore.

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she_is_covfefe

Jennifer Lopez. She's just plain average to me.

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metalhed

Barbra Walters is a definate no! Haha but actually beyonce, i dont find her attractive...maybe just be

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