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11 years ago
I got a dance from a 50 yr. old at the Yellow Rose. If them older dancers look and dance like her, I have no problem with them. She gave some well deserved attention to my milky tits.
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11 years ago
In a similar discussion, I listed the reasons of why there are hot bartenders at titty bars. The majority are retired dancers who are gaining a new skill set. Others are usually injured or had a botched surgery (usually something related to the abdominal region, like a c-section).
I'm considering hanging the heels for a while again and bartend, so I guess I'll be another one joining the ranks of the hot bartenders at Austin's newest club (soon to open) "The Saloon".
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11 years ago
Keep getting bareback blow jobs!!!!
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11 years ago
sclvr5005 and dw.buck also forget that I'm both a dancer AND a customer.
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11 years ago
IF I was in Virginia, I'd give you my contact info and rates; that area was a few hours, but driveable. Sorry, but I'm now in Texas. Good luck...and Semper Fi from the blue side.
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11 years ago
Myth. Just ask me privately.
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11 years ago
One word: don't do it.
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11 years ago
If she's willing, TAKE HER!!!!!!!
I personally love to go to strip clubs (as a customer) with my spouse. I had gotten plenty of dances in the past, and made it rain on stage to dancers. She'll probably like it. You'll be surprised how many "prude, seemely 100%" women enjoy the clubs.
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11 years ago
Y'all already know I have a baby and a dude with a big dong waiting for me to get home the nights that I work.
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11 years ago
When I was dancing in North Carolina, one baby stripper had her mom and dad in the club, and they were just fine with it.
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11 years ago
1) What percentage of their body weight can a stripper do in cocaine before she OD's?
I don't do that shit.
2) An mature female stripper can reach speeds of 30 MPH in the wild. How fast can a domesticated stripper run?
I'm not a wild animal. Sorry.
3) Strippers are very stringent in their selection process for breeding partners. Which of the following best describes a stripper's ideal mate?
Military men; whether active or retired. I refuse to mate with non military men.
4) Name the 4 stripper food groups:
Pizza, rice/beans, chicken noodle soup, and beer.
5) On an over-the-hill stripper, how long does it take and how much weight is added to their face when they do their makeup?
Not much; like an ounce at the most. Now, them heels are heavy!!!
6) What percentage of their income does a stripper save or invest?
I have a TSP account, a ROTH IRA with USAA, and I'm saving for a house. I'd say about 15%. Thirty five % goes in taxes, so I only get half of the income left; three quarters to pay bills, and the rest for disposable income.
7) Of strippers with children, how many are in stable, long term relationships with their bebbydaddys?
Me? So that'll be less than %1.
8) What do most strippers claim is their favorite aspect of their job?
The cockteasing and the pole.
9) What do strippers have to say about the situation in North Korea?
That Kim Jong-Un is a big baby, and I will probably retire again for a while because the navy is reactivating my ass.
10) When confronted by an angry Latina stripper, you:
RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.
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11 years ago
FYI; I'm not dancing in Austin full time, just a few times here and there in Chicas Bonitas, XTC and Palazio because I also bartend in Harker Heights (suburb of Killeen).
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11 years ago
Palazio, Yellow Rose, Rick's, XTC are some to try in the Austin/Round Rock area. If you're very into athletic looking women, come to the Killeen/Fort Hood area (about an hour north of Austin). Tons of former army chicks in community college making a few extra bucks.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I need to say it again; y'all are on crack, especially the other JJ.
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11 years ago
Two or three is the most common. I usually get about two or three.
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11 years ago
Well, if some of you weren't trying to get strippers tipsy with alcohol this shit wouldn't be happening!
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
You guys are on crack.
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11 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
For argument's sake: WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!!
We piss, we poop, WE EAT!!!!!!
However, I don't see any of you complaining too much when other fellow dancers ask for alcoholic drinks (I personally never ask for them). Ask yourselves this question; what's better to get us (besides an "extra")? A vodka soda, or chicken and mashed potatoes (for example)?
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11 years ago
*Picard facepalm*
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11 years ago
^Yeah, google voice. I use it.
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11 years ago
In my case, you need to be a whale or provide a service I need (eg. someone who sells computer/electronics parts).
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11 years ago
@mmdv26: the victim was going to be on coke with is toddler kid on board. Got it.
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11 years ago
I guess she tried to say the manager or bouncer ESCORT her to her car, but they are not our chauffers.
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11 years ago
I forgot the one I go by at one of the clubs: Judd.
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11 years ago
Jillian, Joey, Joni, Jan, Jade, Jay Jay, Jed, Jane, etc.