Comments by she_is_covfefe (page 3)

I got a dance from a 50 yr. old at the Yellow Rose. If them older dancers look and dance like her, I have no problem with them. She gave some well deserved attention to my milky tits.

In a similar discussion, I listed the reasons of why there are hot bartenders at titty bars. The majority are retired dancers who are gaining a new skill set. Others are usually injured or had a botched surgery (usually something related to the abdominal region, like a c-section). I'm considering hanging the heels for a while again and bartend, so I guess I'll be another one joining the ranks of the hot bartenders at Austin's newest club (soon to open) "The Saloon".

Keep getting bareback blow jobs!!!!

sclvr5005 and dw.buck also forget that I'm both a dancer AND a customer.

IF I was in Virginia, I'd give you my contact info and rates; that area was a few hours, but driveable. Sorry, but I'm now in Texas. Good luck...and Semper Fi from the blue side.

Myth. Just ask me privately.

One word: don't do it.

If she's willing, TAKE HER!!!!!!! I personally love to go to strip clubs (as a customer) with my spouse. I had gotten plenty of dances in the past, and made it rain on stage to dancers. She'll probably like it. You'll be surprised how many "prude, seemely 100%" women enjoy the clubs.

Y'all already know I have a baby and a dude with a big dong waiting for me to get home the nights that I work.

When I was dancing in North Carolina, one baby stripper had her mom and dad in the club, and they were just fine with it.

1) What percentage of their body weight can a stripper do in cocaine before she OD's? I don't do that shit. 2) An mature female stripper can reach speeds of 30 MPH in the wild. How fast can a domesticated stripper run? I'm not a wild animal. Sorry. 3) Strippers are very stringent in their selection process for breeding partners. Which of the following best describes a stripper's ideal mate? Military men; whether active or retired. I refuse to mate with non military men. 4) Name the 4 stripper food groups: Pizza, rice/beans, chicken noodle soup, and beer. 5) On an over-the-hill stripper, how long does it take and how much weight is added to their face when they do their makeup? Not much; like an ounce at the most. Now, them heels are heavy!!! 6) What percentage of their income does a stripper save or invest? I have a TSP account, a ROTH IRA with USAA, and I'm saving for a house. I'd say about 15%. Thirty five % goes in taxes, so I only get half of the income left; three quarters to pay bills, and the rest for disposable income. 7) Of strippers with children, how many are in stable, long term relationships with their bebbydaddys? Me? So that'll be less than %1. 8) What do most strippers claim is their favorite aspect of their job? The cockteasing and the pole. 9) What do strippers have to say about the situation in North Korea? That Kim Jong-Un is a big baby, and I will probably retire again for a while because the navy is reactivating my ass. 10) When confronted by an angry Latina stripper, you: RUN. FOR. YOUR. LIFE.

FYI; I'm not dancing in Austin full time, just a few times here and there in Chicas Bonitas, XTC and Palazio because I also bartend in Harker Heights (suburb of Killeen).

Palazio, Yellow Rose, Rick's, XTC are some to try in the Austin/Round Rock area. If you're very into athletic looking women, come to the Killeen/Fort Hood area (about an hour north of Austin). Tons of former army chicks in community college making a few extra bucks.

I need to say it again; y'all are on crack, especially the other JJ.

Two or three is the most common. I usually get about two or three.

Well, if some of you weren't trying to get strippers tipsy with alcohol this shit wouldn't be happening!

You guys are on crack.

For argument's sake: WE'RE PEOPLE TOO!!!!!!! We piss, we poop, WE EAT!!!!!! However, I don't see any of you complaining too much when other fellow dancers ask for alcoholic drinks (I personally never ask for them). Ask yourselves this question; what's better to get us (besides an "extra")? A vodka soda, or chicken and mashed potatoes (for example)?

*Picard facepalm*

^Yeah, google voice. I use it.

In my case, you need to be a whale or provide a service I need (eg. someone who sells computer/electronics parts).

@mmdv26: the victim was going to be on coke with is toddler kid on board. Got it.

I guess she tried to say the manager or bouncer ESCORT her to her car, but they are not our chauffers.

I forgot the one I go by at one of the clubs: Judd.

Jillian, Joey, Joni, Jan, Jade, Jay Jay, Jed, Jane, etc.