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9 months ago
I’m no doctor, but I think “Licky The Titties” led to occasional cold sores on my mouth. I haven’t had any down below, as I’ve kept it covered 99.9% as noted above. So proceed with caution.
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9 months ago
And I’ve used condoms for mess avoidance with HJ and LDK girls. I only patronize non FS girls if I really like them, and if I like them why expose them to my fluids? It’s definitely a “we’re all pros here so let’s be respectful” vibe.
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9 months ago
I bring my own covers & use them religiously for BJ & FS. In 20+ years I think I’ve succumbed to 3 BBBJ, and had remorse each time. I don’t have a wife, but between dates & other sex workers, I’d rather be safe. But yeah it’s each person’s risk tolerance.
I also prefer to bring my preferred brand (Skyn Large) because they feel & fit my junk best. Those cheap plastic red hats girls buy at the Dollar Store are too tight & breakable & too much resistance.
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9 months ago
Whoa, is the tide finally turning against the pearl-clutchers on this website? For years I’ve tried to debunk the “this website prohibits explicit content” myth, and noted the hyperlocal accepted extras factor. Now I do agree that manners and the social compact counsel restraint or use of implications/allusions, and it’s often tough to walk the line. But unilateral hard & fast “rule” pronouncements are BS: just downvote the review, feel good about your virtue in doing so, and move on.
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10 months ago
Haha that “satirical” (fake news) website’s “recent stories” list seems pretty poop-focused. Funny that the woman shitting at Walmart was also named “Diamond”? But yeah I’ve been to the zoo and watched the gorillas throwing shit, and I’ve been to Bliss Showgirls in COI and the only difference was no throwing; but time marches on.
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10 months ago
Cheap perfume stripper skank stench dominates at most of the clubs I visit. Don’t go back to work without washing up; somebody there knows that smell. And they have it on scratch & sniff for pre-marriage counselors to give to brides. Beware.
The carpet comments crack me up; I often wonder WHY people wear flip flops in a carpeted VIP room. I’d wear CSI booties over shoes.
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10 months ago
“She just loves my big ten inch….record of her favorite blues.” Aerosmith built their career on puerile innuendo songs.
Montrose “you’re rock candy baby/ hard, sweet and sticky…”; “get on your bad motor scooter & ride”; etc.
I think Springsteen’s right, they’re all sexual innuendo on some level.
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10 months ago
I want to speak to the personality in your head calling himself “Dusty.” Let him come forward, he’s the one seeking a girlfriend in the strip club….
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10 months ago
NMT is “no mandatory tip.” Trust a bottom feeding USASG reader LOL.
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10 months ago
USASG is for those who want action, TUSCL is for those who want talk. Many on this site eschew actionable intel as “too explicit,” and live in fear that a stray anonymous internet post is going to bring down the world’s oldest profession. But the levels of wisdom and abstract thinking among mongers is MUCH higher here; your typical USASG poster is looking for bareback FS from chicks who give it up like 16 times a day, so not intellectuals. Troll level is about the same, and the circle jerk clique of old-timers (see “average age” discussions) can get tiresome, but I laugh & ponder a lot more here than there. As to “creeps,” if you’re a monger you’re a creep. Ipso facto, deal with it. Embrace it. Let it shine.
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a year ago
To misquote Pink Floyd: “Hey! Stripper! Leave those lips alone!”
Duck lips are definitely en vogue now for many, many strippers in SoCal. I think they watch “Real Housewives” and buy in. But go to Newport Beach & 85% of civilian women 30+ go there too. I feel it’s not a good look; it requires constant maintenance & repetitive procedures once you start, or else you end up looking distorted. Personally, I prefer thin & natural lips, as well as thin & natural bodies.
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a year ago
Setting aside that very valid “fitness for duty” issue, who is going to make the personal sacrifices necessary to wage a war? Enlisting? Mommy & daddy will demand a “buy-out” option. Rationing? People now don’t even cook, they spend 3x for the convenience of pre-made or takeout. YOLO/FOMO baby. Patriotism is a colonialist patriarchy construct and must be resisted by the enlightened.
Until a foreign guy with an assault rifle starts shooting people they know in their town and directly imposes inconveniences into their sheltered lives, nobody will do shit. They’ve been trained that big daddy govt will solve their problems. It’s going to be a shit show, absent done really horrendous and relatable disaster like a nuke, that threatens everyone randomly. Have a good day….
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a year ago
My SoCal experience matches above re: Friday day shifts being good but crowded, and Sunday & Monday day shifts being worst. But HM is spot on; you just never know, and you must accept admission fees as “opportunity costs.” Even posted roll calls are pretty unreliable here. Just scan & walk out before you have to buy the $10 water, LOL.
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a year ago
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ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Trying to figure out the “logic odd a stripper” is a trip to futility. They live in Bizarro World.
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a year ago
Your questions are more likely to get answered after your 4th or 5th review….
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a year ago
Hmm, it seems rather “Dusty” on OP’s threads….
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a year ago
I’m with OP, but this topic has really been beaten to death. Where reviews emphasize dancers, “too explicit” invariably follows. And that’s the way of this website. You can ignore it, comply, or quit posting reviews because the lack of shared intel makes it not worth the effort.
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a year ago
Muddy I had a house about 4 miles from BELAX, and you don’t want to live near there. There’s only residences to the south, in an area with trashed old shacks and apartment buildings, interspersed with auto shops and taco places (the best thing of that neighborhood). Parking and traffic is horrendous. Plane noise, but worse, plane grit (I lived north of LAX and out of the flight path, but still 1/8” of black dust builds up in a day or two). I don’t know about crime but I think houses have razor wire on the back walls. But your real estate agent can probably be more positive than me.
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a year ago
This is a good thread. @Motorhead, I was just reporting what the paid sex workers tell me; I have zero frame of reference (not looking at others’ junk) and really don’t care. She was probably saying “tall boy” but thinking “mini Coke can.”
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a year ago
“the city council is discussing ways to hold corporations and owners of vacant homes like this accountable because they often breed criminal activity.” Brilliant plan. Disincentivize property ownership & encourage owners to tear down to empty lots (or maybe burn it down, blame squatters & collect insurance). Don’t blame the criminals; they’ll go straight if you just give them redistributed wealth (sure…). Same old prog claptrap. Also brilliant to close down what are probably the most profitable businesses in town. Great public servants there.
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a year ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Sammy Hagar has an autobiography with some pretty funny stories. He seems like a pretty normal guy (with a hell of a lot of energy) who really maximized his talents & success via teamwork (Ronnie Montrose, Van Halen, Cabo Wabo Team, etc.). But his solo live “Red” album is damn good too. He’s the great utility infielder of rock. However, the David Lee Roth version rocked AND made me laugh. “Not if you were the last immigrant grocer on earth!” Holy crap, what’s less PC than that.
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a year ago
My ex-wife always said “fuckability” was a key factor for politicians, particularly Democrats. Starting with Kennedy, then Gary Hart (tho that went bad), Bill Clinton big time, etc., etc. Versus Hillary Clinton, Michael Dukakis, Bob Dole, etc. Trump was an outlier.
Newsom (aka Emperor Hair Gel) looks to me like a used car or insurance salesman. The CA “reparations” board he initiated is going to kill him, as politically he can’t repudiate their insane recommendations (gee, who’d a thought appointing a panel of radicals would end up like that?). As will his wacky ex-wife, recounting his moral failings like stealing his buddy’s wife on round 2. He’s the next Gary Hart IMO, but you can fool all of the people some of the time I guess.
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a year ago
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SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
Righty. Use my left for a lot but for precision it’s my right. FYI TMI, for masturbation I start lefty to save my right hand to close the deal.
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a year ago
I’m average but girthy; one girl said I was “hung like a tall boy beer can” (which raises many questions about why THAT was her reference point). But the ratio of strippers saying “you too big” to AMP girls? Maybe 1 to a million.
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a year ago
Rather than removal, I’d go with the method of my Louisiana canoe guy: cross-out the girl’s name and tat “Next Bitch” underneath.
I went to a clothing-optional hot springs place in NoCal full of 60-70 year old hippie women with many tattoos. I still have nightmares. But I never tell strippers about it because I want them happy when servicing me.