Biseggi

It’s Biseggi! Everybody knows me! I’m the real deal, Italian meal! The mama Luca of gabba gool. You ain’t never seen anything like Biseggi! I’m a real professional strip club reviewerer.

It’s Biseggi! Im back and I’m that real Italian strip joint reviewerer! All the boys know, even my boy Snerzy knows that the LDK keeps the doctor away!!! Aye!!! The all last comment is the accurate. When the all guy comes back from the all dance and walks straight out with no eyes contact - that’s a winner winner king dinner. And a shout out to the very intelligent Tuscler Rick the All Lion! Biseggi out!

And to the all the Biseggi fans who asked - yeah Snerzy will be w me at the all clubs next weekend. He just better move his ass because I sent him out to get me two glazed donuts and a coffee 30min ago and he’s dilly dallyin. Where the hell is he - Snerzy hurry up !!

And to all my fans, them Biseggi fans - I’ll be back home in the all NYC next two weeks. Everybody loves Biseggi!!

I went one club last night in Phillyelfy called Oasis. I walked in and saw one girl - and no girls dancing on the all stage. She came over right around and said hey Biseggi, you wanna dance. She didn’t make the all cut for me so I said “na, I’m not dancin but I was hoping you were”. Then she got up on the all stage and did a nice dance set. Ya see - bada bing, bada boom. Ya just gotta ask em girls sometimes when they all play that Pokémon on their phones instead of working. Biseggi out!