^could have been worse as this could have been a real possible pre-holiday scenario: take any one of the above mentioned girls for a lapper and she uses your pants to wipe. then goes to you, "merry fucking christmas." i wonder if jesus would somehow get a kick out of that.
Stripper A was the baby mommy of the ex boyfriend of my fav B, and the ex best friend of my fav C. C told me that A got so addicted, that she would let her drug dealer shit on her. If you wanted to be the shit catcher instead of the pitcher, it presumably would be easier to find an escort of OTC stripper who would accommodate that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprophili…
Haha that “satirical” (fake news) website’s “recent stories” list seems pretty poop-focused. Funny that the woman shitting at Walmart was also named “Diamond”? But yeah I’ve been to the zoo and watched the gorillas throwing shit, and I’ve been to Bliss Showgirls in COI and the only difference was no throwing; but time marches on.
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take any one of the above mentioned girls for a lapper and she uses your pants to wipe. then goes to you, "merry fucking christmas." i wonder if jesus would somehow get a kick out of that.
It's only a matter of time before she start throwing it.
We. Are. Doomed.