Reviews by MrDeuce

For a long time I've been reading Smokeybear's rants about how this is the only strip club in greater Chicagoland that (a) allows two-way touching and (b) isn't in the "ghetto". (Of course his…

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon. This review,…

I had a couple of recent weekday afternoons off and decided to further explore the carnal pleasures of Washington Park. On a previous trip I checked out C-Mowes and Dollie's Playhouse (see my reviews).…

I had a couple of recent weekday afternoons off and decided to further explore the carnal pleasures of Washington Park. On a previous trip I checked out C-Mowes and Dollie's Playhouse (see my reviews).…

I visited Patty's for the first time recently on a Saturday night between about 9:30 and 10:30. Cover was $5 and a beer cost $4. I've been to dozens of strip clubs, but…

This review is based on two recent late-afternoon visits, one on a Monday and the other on a Tuesday. The club is oddly situated on Forest Avenue at the eastern edge of Washington Park,…

I visited C-Mowe's Key Club early on a Tuesday afternoon. Unlike Hollywood Show Club, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, and Miss Kitty's, which are all lined up on Bunkum Road very close to the interstate…

After a very unsatisfying visit to Silk on the south side, I decided, despite uniformly negative reviews, to check out Paradise Cove on the southeast side. I paid either $5 or $10 cover, bought…

On a recent trip to check out the strip club scene in the Lake Geneva area of Wisconsin, I visited the three strip clubs of Walworth County: the Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva and…

On a recent trip to check out the strip club scene in the Lake Geneva area of Wisconsin, I visited the three strip clubs of Walworth County: the Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva and…

On a recent trip to check out the strip club scene in the Lake Geneva area of Wisconsin, I visited the three strip clubs of Walworth County: the Sugar Shack in Lake Geneva and…

I went on a road trip to Missouri to find out whether strip club laws were as restrictive as I had heard. The good news: Yes, Missouri strippers take their tops off and…

I went on a road trip to Missouri to find out whether strip club laws were as restrictive as I had heard. The good news: Yes, Missouri strippers take their tops off and…

I was in the western suburbs of Detroit recently on a vacation trip and decided to give the infamous Bogart's Lounge a try -- two tries, in fact. This review is for two visits,…

After a few vacation days in Detroit, I moved on to Grand Rapids for another few days. I was aware of the strict local ordinances that ban topless dancing and touching and decided to…

After two visits to Bogart's in Inkster (see my review) and one to Sensations in Grand Rapids (see my review), I ended my mini-tour of Michigan strip clubs by spending a couple of hours on…

For several years all my strip club visits in Chicago were to either Club O in Harvey or Club 390 in Chicago Heights. However, I heard good things about Skybox, just a couple of…

I was in the Youngstown area for the first time on a recent Friday and took the opportunity to visit the notorious Palace in the Pines, home of amazingly cheap high-mileage private dances. The…

I am seldom in the St. Louis area and thus have only once before sampled the strip club mecca of East St. Louis - Sauget - Brooklyn - Washington Park. This was a weekday…

In my multi-year quest to sample the lap dances at every strip club in Indianapolis, I finally made my way to Club Venus recently. This club (the former Strippers, for those who have been…

This is a review of my visit to Big Al's in October 2012, when it was still located at 519 Main Street. Since that time it has moved to 400 SW Jefferson Ave.…

In recent years I have visited Chicago several times annually for business/pleasure. My go-to clubs have always been Club O in Harvey (weekday afternoons) and Club 390 in Chicago Heights (weekday afternoons or late…

After a couple of visits to Industrial Strip several years ago, I discovered much better clubs nearby in the Chicago suburbs (e.g. Skybox and Club O in Harvey, Club 390 in Chicago Heights) and saw…

I visited this club twice in three days -- a Sunday and a Tuesday -- on a recent trip to Austin and loved it. My usual clubs here are Yellow Rose (for high-quality dances…

I'm just now reporting on my first visit to the Pony, on a Saturday night a few months ago. Here's the scoop: $15 cover on Saturday, $13 on other nights. No cover before 6 (or…