I was in the St. Louis...

I was in the St. Louis area for a couple of days and found time to check out Cheeks late on Wednesday afternoon and Wise Guys, Cheeks, and Dollie's on Thursday afternoon. This review, though officially of Wise Guys, actually pertains to all four of these club visits in a two-day period.

The Wednesday visit to Cheeks resulted in the best BBBJCIM in my life, even better than the one I enjoyed there in December. Cost: $40 to the club and $100 plus $20 tip to the dancer. My only other expense was a total of $10 for cover, a beer, and a tip to the waitress/bartender, who also became my enthusiastic provider of oral pleasure. Only three dancers were working between 5 and 6 p.m.: my blonde MILF fellatrix and two younger, less accommodating girls (one white, one black, both in their 20s).

On Thursday after lunch I decided to check out Wise Guys for the first time. Here, too, I paid $10 for cover, a beer, and a tip. Here, too, only three girls were working: one white girl so overweight that she should not have been dancing, another white girl just returning to stripping after a three-year absence, and a rather attractive young black girl. None of them were offering what I was looking for, so I walked across the street to the sister club, Cheeks. Note: They tell you at Wise Guys that the cover gets you into Cheeks as well, but that was not true, at least on this visit. I would classify Wise Guys along with Cheeks, C-Mowe's, Blondie's, and Dollie's as a dive bar with widespread availability of extras, and I suspect that on the right day with the right girl you could have a lot of fun, but on this visit I just wasn't feeling it.