I had a couple of recent...

I had a couple of recent weekday afternoons off and decided to further explore the carnal pleasures of Washington Park. On a previous trip I checked out C-Mowes and Dollie's Playhouse (see my reviews). This time I sampled Cheeks (see my review) and Blondie's and returned to Dollie's. All four are located within half a mile of each other on either Kingshighway or Forest Avenue in this scary-looking little ghetto town.

After my delightful visit to Cheeks the day before, I had high hopes for Blondie's. However, I have never been as disgusted by a strip club as I was by this one. I found my way behind the bar to the back half of the building, where the stages are located. There were 4-5 dancers, mostly white, sitting at the bar waiting for more customers to arrive.

Right away an old "dancer" named Desiree attached herself to me and offered to bring me a beer as long as I bought a drink for her. In a weak moment I agreed, but a minute spent with her caused me to regret my weakness. She was already drunk at 2 in the afternoon, and the longer I spent with her the less attractive she revealed herself to be in face, body, and attitude. I left her for a moment to tip another fugly girl on stage (who, by the way, had the worst vaginal odor I've ever encountered). Even though I tipped the stinker $2, she demanded two more dollars "for my titties!". When I returned to Desiree, *she* demanded $2 for sitting with me. (I'm happy to report that I manned up enough to refuse both of these demands.) At this point I had had my fill of demanding, unattractive bitches and escaped to Dollie's across the street, where my visit culminated in its customary satisfying fashion.