I visited C-Mowe's Key Club early...

I visited C-Mowe's Key Club early on a Tuesday afternoon. Unlike Hollywood Show Club, Larry Flynt's Hustler Club, and Miss Kitty's, which are all lined up on Bunkum Road very close to the interstate exit, this club and the others in Washington Park (Blondie's and Dollie's on Forest Avenue and Cheeks and Wise Guys on Kingshighway) are located deep enough in this sketchy little ghetto town that I wouldn't recommend visiting after dark.

I had the afternoon off, so I got to the club around 1 p.m. and went straight to the bar, buying a beer for $4 + $1 cover from a very attractive bartender who was obviously a former (and probably future) stripper momentarily incapacitated by having a bun in the oven. As the old cliché goes, she was the best-looking broad in the joint.

After a few minutes the four dancers started their rotation at an unbelievably dark stage at the end of the bar. I tipped three of the four and was especially attracted to the one black dancer, who was blessed with huge natural titties and was quite willing to let me touch the kitty (and taste if I wanted -- I passed) right at the stage. She sat with me at the bar for a while and laid out her menu -- $25 dance only, $60 CBJ, $100 FS, plus $20 to the house -- but I was more interested in seeing what Dollie's Playhouse had to offer (see my review) so I left as soon as I had finished my beer.