Reviews by MrDeuce

I was on vacation in Michigan for a week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the fourth of six reviews from that trip. This…

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the third of six reviews from that trip. I visited…

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the first of six reviews from that trip. I visited…

I was on vacation in Michigan for week and hit two strip clubs each in Battle Creek, the Detroit suburbs, and Grand Rapids. This is the second of six reviews from that trip. After my…

At any strip club that I visit on a regular basis, I expect to get off at least 80% of the time. This has been true over the years at all of my favorites:…

I had heard about Kappa Kabanna for years and finally had the opportunity to visit last month when I was attending a conference in Normal. I arrived at the club, a pole barn on…

On my one previous trip to Peoria, I had visited Big Al's downtown and Club Cabaret across the river in Creve Coeur. Both left me unimpressed, and I was curious to find out what…

This review, my second of Jimmy's, is based on two visits a couple of months apart, one in late January and the other last week. Both visits were on Thursday nights starting around 10. I…

This review, my second of Club 390, is based on two recent visits, one in late January and the other just last week. Both visits took place around 11 p.m., one on a Thursday…

On a recent Friday I attended a conference in Chicago and chose to stay in Northlake, a somewhat grungy suburb a little southeast of O’Hare and conveniently close to the five bikini bars of Stone…

On a recent Friday I attended a conference in Chicago and chose to stay in Northlake, a somewhat grungy suburb a little southeast of O’Hare and conveniently close to the five bikini bars of Stone…

On a recent Friday I attended a conference in Chicago and chose to stay in Northlake, a somewhat grungy suburb a little southeast of O’Hare and conveniently close to the five bikini bars of Stone…

On a recent Friday I attended a conference in Chicago and chose to stay in Northlake, a somewhat grungy suburb a little southeast of O’Hare and conveniently close to the five bikini bars of Stone…

On a recent Friday I attended a conference in Chicago and chose to stay in Northlake, a somewhat grungy suburb a little southeast of O’Hare and conveniently close to the five bikini bars of Stone…

The third club to get a second review from me, after Club Rio in Indianapolis and Wise Guys in Washington Park, is C-Mowe's, also in Washington Park. It is located very close to Cheeks…

I last reviewed Wise Guys in February 2014, rather negatively, and am submitting a second review with a somewhat higher opinion based on two recent afternoon visits on a Saturday in December and a Wednesday…

During my five or six years of TUSCL membership I have written 62 reviews of 62 clubs. However, I haven't been to a new club in about five months, so for the first time…

I was visiting family in Battle Creek for a weekend in early August and managed to get away late on Friday night for a little much-needed club time. Of Battle Creek's two strip clubs,…

I am just now reviewing my first (but not last!) visit to Arnie's Idle Hour, which took place early on a Friday evening in July. After a fire early in the year that caused…

My experience with bikini bars has been mixed. Visits to Parkway Tropics and Sensations in Grand Rapids were recipes for blue balls, whereas visits to Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village and All Star…

I visited the famous Flight Club on June 18 and am only now getting around to reviewing it. This was my fourth visit to Detroit in the past three years; previously I had been…

I visited this club occasionally in the 1990s when it was still called Brad's Gold Club. I used to pay $5 cover here and then finish the evening across town at Brad's Brass Flamingo,…

I was driving through NW Arkansas recently on my way from Texas to the Midwest and decided to spend the night in Fayetteville and check out the [in]famous Bottoms Up, described as the only nude…

On a recent Sunday afternoon I stopped in at the Yellow Rose, which had always been my favorite strip club in Austin. Between 3:15 and 3:45, the time it took to slowly drink a…

After another disappointing visit to the Silver Criket, where I have a harder time getting lap dances than any club I've ever been to, I headed over to Henry's for more of a sure thing.…