I visited Patty's for the first...

I visited Patty's for the first time recently on a Saturday night between about 9:30 and 10:30. Cover was $5 and a beer cost $4. I've been to dozens of strip clubs, but this was the only the second time I've been frisked. (Silk on the south side was the first.) Given the tough area, a former ghetto turned barrio on the near west side of Indianapolis, it's probably a good idea.

The club is very basic, consisting of one smallish room with a bar at the far end, a single stage with a pole, and a little lap dance area carved out of one corner. After twice watching the entire rotation, such as it was -- two blondes, a black girl, and a Mexican (I think) -- I made my choice and got two $20 dances from one of the blondes, who was by far the hottest-looking girl in the place. Despite an energetic yet sensual grind on her part, the desired climax was not achieved. Then I moved along to the other blonde, a much thicker but still attractive girl, who also aimed to please but again to no avail. Little Deuce was still recovering from orgasmic fun times at Dancers near the airport in the afternoon and refused to rise to the occasion.

Those who are familiar with my taste at other clubs know that I tend to gravitate to black, Hispanic, and Asian dancers because in my experience they often provide more sensual lap dances. However, in this case the probable Latina was dentally challenged and the first thing the black woman told me was that she was just returning to stripping after the birth of her latest grandchild, so the ladies of color had no appeal on this occasion. Hell, I have all my teeth and no grandkids and I'm in very late middle age!