Comments by MrDeuce (page 15)

I can't help ya, bro -- I'm based somewhere in the Midwest of America -- but I am curious about your TUSCL name. Is "slarty" a portmanteau word (like, for example, "chortle" in Lewis Carroll's poem "Jabberwocky")? It sounds like a cross between "slutty" and "arty", like the fine arts major who grinded me to ecstasy recently! OTOH, it could be a cross between "slick" and "farty", in which case I would just as soon pass on the lap dance :) Just yanking your chain, man.

Amen, bro!

I think the daughter is quite attractive, especially in her Facebook picture, and the mom isn't bad for 55. In truth, I think I would let either one give me a massage and beej for $200 :)

Tomorrow is the first day of class at my college. I'm going to hand out the syllabus and a bunch of eclipse glasses that I bought on Amazon and take my afternoon class outside to view the eclipse! NaturalSelection: Nice Pink Floyd reference! shailynn: If you're in E Ohio//W PA, the eclipse should be closer to 2:30 Eastern time. Also, this is the first total solar eclipse across the entire US in about a century -- but there will be another in seven years.

^ STFU! You're an insufferable hyper-repetitive bore!

I hear stories about easy availability of drugs, fights about shared customers, and girls checking each other's coochies for STDs.

Nope, that never happens to me. Strippers, OTOH, feign interest in me all the time :)

I noticed some stares last year when my then 62-year-old ass was dining with my then 32-year-old ATF. We got some stares, mainly from middle-aged women. She didn't seem to care, and I was loving it! Next Tue afternoon my now 63-year-old ass is going to take my 26-year-old CF to a fancy Italian restaurant for lunch and then check into a hotel across the street for some afternoon funsies. I predict that she won't care -- she specializes in OTC dates with older men who have some discretionary income -- and that I will once again be loving life.

Nope. I want her titties in my face (or my hands) and her ass grinding on my dick.

I got lap dances from my CF at the Silver Bullet in Urbana for 18 years, as she aged gracefully from 18 to 36. That has to be some kind of record! She's white, she has rather narrow hips, and I got dances from her about 80 times in 18 years. Does that make me the anti-Papi?

In 23+ years of clubbing I got a double-lapper *once* and thought it was no better than a regular LD but cost twice as much. Never again! However, on my favorite day shift I've developed great VIP relationships with two girls who are best friends and somewhat into each other, at least to the extent that they sometimes meet a customer OTC! I'm going to see one of them OTC next week and the other one (I hope) a few weeks later. If I get along well with both girl #1 and girl #2, and I know they get along well with each other, the next step will be an OTC date for the three of us. If this happens, it would be my first threesome! I would be quite content to get a BBBJ from girl #1, watch during mandatory recovery time as they play with each other, and then get another BBBJ from girl #2. I don't know if it'll ever happen, but it's fun to think about!

Um, no. My tongue may have touched her taint a few times during cunnilingus with my ATF, but that's as close I'll get. Surely we'll be hearing something brilliant from 4got2wipe on this subject that is so dear to his heart :)

For many years I visited non-extras clubs and took only $100-150, often spending $60 or less. In recent years I always take at least $200 just for LDs, tips, and drinks. If I spend all afternoon at an extras club, I take $500-600. I may not spend all of it, but I want to have it just in case.

larry: " If I wanted a less attractive girl I'd get a girlfriend " -- Ha! Funniest thing I've read all day. Bj99, your reactions in this and similar threads are priceless. Why can't all strippers be as cool as you seem to be? (And I *love* strippers!)

I'll bet you won't resurrect this one :)

So if my CF is a tequila drinker, I should bring Gran Centenario's Anejo instead of Patron to impress her and possibly her little stripper friends, right? I'll text her about her booze preference as Tuesday gets closer. She might change her mind in the next 6 days! Thanks for all the suggestions, guys!

Dominic: I've only heard of Eiswein in Germany, so that's the only way I've ever spelled it. Thanks for the tequila ideas! Lone_Wolf: Thanks, but there's huge trust between us. Though we've just become close this summer, I've known her for almost 3 years and my former CF in 2015 was her best friend. I do like the mini-Zinf idea. rh48hr: Good point! I always assume that strippers drink, but she certainly doesn't on the job. My ATF *loved* to drink with me ITC and in restaurants, where booze was expensive, but in her apartment she was strictly a Mountain Dew girl :)

Dominic, you crack me up with your line "your lady has good taste is choosing to have some Italian" :) Let me guess -- you're of Italian ancestry, right? Though she is my youngest OTC date yet at 26 and is perhaps a bit on the trashy side, she does seem to have good taste in food, as indicated by her choice of this upscale Italian restaurant.

Excellent early suggestions! I already love the lambrusco and Eiswein ideas -- I drank both often when I lived in Germany. (Yes, I like sweet wines -- sue me!) I personally don't like any kind of distilled alcohol and am unfamiliar with tequila, though I've been around strippers enough to be able to verify that it is indeed "stripper fuel". How should one drink tequila? Straight? On the rocks? Mixed with something? Pardon my ignorance -- my alcohol consumption is meager and restricted to beer in strip clubs and wine for certain festive occasions.

Dominic77, I would be curious to hear about these nonverbal cues that indicate that a dancer is not as into me as I thought. My ATF stripper had me totally fooled for months into thinking that I was also her ATF customer, and it was a hard lesson to learn that I was only one of many. I thought I could read people, especially strippers (because I've played with so many for 20+ years), and I spent something like 150 hours with this chick, but it appears that she had me completely fooled.

ww: Damn, son! 32E titties aren't BIG??

I don't mind too much but would prefer not to be watched. I do prefer to get my extras in a *private* VIP room, but even in a more communal setting, the presence of another "couple" or two isn't a deal-breaker for me if it isn't for the dancer.

I fell hard for my ATF last year and thought about her *every* day, even (or especially) when we were on a 3-month "break". As a matter of fact, after a resumption of our OTC "dates" early this year (because she needed money, of course), we are now on another multi-month break and I *still* think about her every day. I guess my best advice is to enjoy the ride, and the fantasy if that's part of it, but always keep in mind that it's not real, that you are just an ATM to her, and that it will eventually end, probably badly. And for God's sake, don't lend or advance her any money! Lesson learned (I think).

For the umpteenth time, what's up with the Two Minutes of Hate directed at larryfisherman? I personally *never* list any requirements before a lapper -- the stripper of my choice has already pre-qualified herself on the basis of some combination of stage performance, appearance, and personality -- but the man is certainly entitled to establish his requirements in advance. I wouldn't demand titty-sucking in advance, but it doesn't bother me that he does! Then, when estafador merely defends larry, flagooner takes the discussion in a really nasty direction. I don't get it!

For me, an essential part of strip clubbing is the fantasy aspect: for the duration of my ITC or OTC time with a stripper, I want to pretend (as far as possible) that I am the only man in her world. This is the reason that I tell my OTC girls that I will talk about literally *anything* with them, with one exception: I don't ever want to hear about other customers and what they do with them. I don't even mind (within reason) hearing what the girl does with her boyfriend, as long as she doesn't talk about customers. Since I will acknowledge the existence of a boyfriend, the fantasy isn't complete, but it's close enough.